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Mahjong thread. This board unironically needs one.
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 No.199822

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>>199768
>maybe you can find jonger groups irl as well
Unlikely, but i`ll keep trying desu
>Btw how much did it cost?
Bout 20 usd but its chinkjong which also didnt have a mat and honba sticks

 No.200245

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Finally, FINALLY im back to 1k pts
Only took me a short…2 weeks or so to get back there, and one day to drop from it to 500 pts. THIS TIME i`ll make it to kekspert 3, i can feel the power in my bones and i will NEVER EVER NYAG AGAIN AND PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYTHING AND NEVER GET TILTED

 No.200249

>>200245
Good luck

 No.200606

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das racis bruh

 No.200607

>>199822
>that finger
Aw hell nah this nigga's name is Magomed Rabadanov this nigga from Tabasaransky

 No.200610

>>200607
issa tan nigguh

 No.200612

>>200610
bruh even magster touches grass and has a tan I'm the only loser left on this site

 No.200630

>>200612
i have to niggerslave to fuel my mahjong addiction doe

 No.200631

im still making it to wizardhood in half a year so im still on the #TEAMLOSER
:thumbs:

 No.201682

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these groovy

 No.201919

You guys should try Chinese mahjong (Bloodshed Skirmish). Fuck ranked matches; memesura and chinkjong are the way to go.

 No.201937

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>>201919
Nein, we are ranked only chads around here

 No.204891

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Yeah, fuck it. I'm moving to hanchan. Lost 2 tonpuusen games due to shitty draws. Tonpuusen is luckshitter paradise.

 No.204892

MAKA score being B- and B+.

 No.205301

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"Just play hanchans" they said.
"There are no luckshitters in hanchans" they said.
And what do i get for my pro-level plays? Thats right,
FUCKING NOTHING

 No.205833

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What it feels like playing 3 ranked hanchans a day (i went 4/1/1)

 No.206129

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Dude
There's a higurashi mahjong game

 No.206233

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My average ranked expirience

 No.206234

>>206233
What game is this? UwU
let's play

 No.206236

>>206233
Bruh, getting 4th in a hanchan feels like castration

 No.206241

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>>206236
and another one
>>206234
its called le ping

 No.206242

>>206241
It's not called that!💢💢
Why is it so hard to befriend Russian cuties??

 No.206244

>>206242
protect bant's 'nokos from this (((pers*n)))

 No.206246


 No.206254

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went 4/3/4/2 today btw, game kept giving me deal in tiles every time i ran out of safe tiles in 3rd game and in last one i had to compete with giganigger who riichied on first/second discard row every single round and never missed a win once he did, still i took second place somehow (by my superior skill)

 No.206255

>>206254
Do you play poker? or gamble? I do it for fun not to waste money

 No.206258

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>>206254
This why I havent touched the game in weeks

 No.206347

And now you understand why I don't play ranked. Fuck ranked and fuck luckshitters.

 No.206435

>>206258
>>206347
Im still going to play it all day long once im home though, until i get to either master or adept

 No.209438

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Came back to play after one week hiatus (i had no internet) and what do i see in ranked in my very first game? Das rite, first round suuankou.

 No.209442

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>>209438
by tsumo as well

 No.209443

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>>209442
Well, its usually won by tsumo desu, suuankou tanki is the only way to win it with ron and its ever more rare (costs 2 yakumans as well)

 No.209444

I would have 100% skipped tsumo and aimed for suutan next turn btw cuz im sovlful like that

 No.209446

>>209443
Oh right, I thought the condition was to get all the triplets all by urself

 No.209447

>>209446
you need 4 triplets in each variant, the difference is in tenpai, either shanpon and winnable by tsumo or tanki and winnable by ron/tsumo

 No.209953

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>A literal who collab
God damn it. I just want to spend my jade.

 No.209954

>>209953
Time to roll for Ryan/Dog

 No.215069

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bruh who the hell asked for this (i shall redeem ze purple bag however)

 No.215990

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Yoooooooo, got done watching 2 mahjong anime. Tetsuya was good, Touhai was pretty alright but the ending was absolutely shit.

 No.215992

>>215990
Its super zugan time now. Or Janki time. Or uhhhh whatever other mahjong animes are out there, other than Saki, Naki no ryu maybe?

 No.216494

>>215992
>sucky
Achiga-hen was good, even better than the main series in my opinion. Naki no Ryu was more about the yakuza than mahjong alone. A bit boring but I did enjoy it.

 No.216495

You also got your Pon no Michi (don't watch) and Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku.

 No.216955

>>216495
>Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku
Ive read that, it was ok, didnt read the sequel with drumpf tho

 No.217523

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Gotten a junk mat + some other shit, it also came with the proper riichi tiles this time around lel. Now to find people to play the game with.

 No.217535

>>217523
It looks nice

 No.217798

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Feels like i spent my lifetime supply of luck in this match lol. Ive gotten 4 rons/2 tsumos and no deal ins, and that last round i somehow luckshitted a toitoi sanankou

 No.218202

With my 11 free summon scrolls, I got Kotaro, the riichi stick glasses, the table cloth, and the Koromo clone. Funny how this happened exactly like the Fate collab but with 6 summon scrolls instead. Back to sleep.

 No.218203

>>218202
smh bruh isnt saving up free scrolls for akagi rerun

 No.219980

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Majsoul Friends Room 96621(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96621

Need one playa for the friendly, anyone up?

 No.222043

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No escape from this hell
In every single game i play since that 2nd placement i havent even ranked below A- on maka

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楽しい

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>>222045
Aww hell nah, this shi aint tanoshii (when im not winning)

 No.222050

>>222045
i thought this was /cp/ - Corpse Party for a minute

 No.222072

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>>222050
It will be in 2 weeks when we win the nationals.

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>>222072
I DON'T GET IT!!!!

 No.222222

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Uhhhh gyatt?

 No.222223

>>222222
Wasted

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 No.222244

>>222222
duuuuude you wasted the heckin getterino, I wanted to use this post number for a funny bearded man drawing but nope there you go making an on-topic post in an existing thread… Totally cringe, r/soyjaks needs to hear about this…

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>>222244
kek, seething kikes btfoed!

 No.222249

>>222222
Bantsissies have to learn mahjong after this

 No.222291

>>222222
Delete this nigger general.

 No.223128

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OH NONONON VEGETABROS, WHAT THE FUCK, WE JOBBED TO ICHIHIME NOW?

 No.225437

You can play mahjong as a dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyjHNix6x9E

 No.225438

>>225437
Wuxia kino…is it chink variation or riichi though

 No.225439


 No.225460

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Anyone down for a friendly?

 No.225467

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>>225460
I'm up for a hostile.

 No.225468

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>Anyone down for a friendly?

 No.225471

>>225468
I don't like the way their ass cheeks are drawn

 No.225485

>>225468
this picture possesses high test for some reason

 No.228241

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i have once again come to ask someone for a friendly play, we have one spot free

 No.228243

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>>225468
>>225485
This image is absolutely perfection in terms of composition. It follows a parallel pattern which makes your gaze go up and down. Starting with the their feet and follow their legs, which you notice their knees touch, and then you a get a pretty nice view of those juicy cocks and plump balls in full exhibition, erect in each other's grip. The sunshine plays a key factor here, as the contracts between light and shadow enhances the beauty of the kappas' cocks. Our gaze is capture right there before going up and notice their slender bodies and facial expressions. It is really remarkable how much this image tells you without any text or anything leading up to this scenario. The fact that their garments are mostly in place tells us Nitori and Takane couldnt resist the tension building up between them, thus leading to jerking each other off and reach some sort of relief. But also, giving their position and sweat on their faces, we can infer this is a clandestine activity taking place in the middle of the noon, and thus they barely took their clothes off just in case they need to dress up quickly and play dumb. Despite of this, you can see the arousal on their faces, specially the smugness of Takane as she has the slightly bigger cock here, thus leaving Nitori with an expression of slight determination, as if she is planning to outdo Takane in a different aspect.
I really like this picture for all of these factors combined. The only thing Im not too pleased with is that I cant be there to blow those cock and be double teamed by Nitori and Takane

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 No.228248

>>228241
Zamn, how come I always miss it, welp next time

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>>228248
we`re still playing with one slot desu

Majsoul Friends Room 96998(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96998

 No.228271

its ogre, we got anodder one

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 No.230770

Friendship with Crow ended, nyagger in meido dress is my new best friend now

 No.230792

>>230770
>First round
He's just like me fr

 No.230794

>>230792
Do you Moe-Moe charge before every round too

 No.230805

>>230794
I punch my balls and face like an autist, yes

 No.232404

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Thank you game, very cool. All 6 games were today btw, not sure if that matters though. I didnt get a single tsumo/ron in like 3 of them too.

 No.232407

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>>232404
small correction, got 2 rons and 1 tsumo across 6 games, in 4 games i got nothing at all

 No.232658

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7 last places now, das just crazy lmao

 No.232672

>>232658
Time for an absence and training montage… Like me

 No.232680

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>>232672
Nah i`ll just keep going until i either go back to expert 2 or derank to adept, SURELY i`ll stop getting unlucky at some point in time

 No.232697

Finna stream

 No.232796

Time for round 2

 No.232826

I almost got shousuushi bruh (got cucked by nyagger dealing in)

 No.233428

Back from retirement, one game, no deal ins, ended up thread.
Could've been worst

 No.233432

>>233428
Third*

 No.233481

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>>233428
Slow and steady wins the race, 3rd place still mogs 4th

 No.235192

Lol, you got DESTROYED by luckshitters. You need to push your hands a lot more than folding when you're in iishanten or have a valuable hand. Even mawashi your way to tenpai isn't too bad.

 No.235266

Finished Super Zugan, pretty funny anime but too scary and realistic at times
>>235192
>You need to push your hands a lot more than folding when you're in iishanten or have a valuable hand.
I do that if its BEEG or if im in tenpai but like it always, always lead me into dealing in. I did kinda realize that was my problem though i think, and now im almost back to the starting point of ex1 ptswise lol

 No.236247

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I guess im not the only one who had it bad for the last couple of months though, my master 2 friend deranked to expertkek 2 and i just noticed

 No.236251

>>236247
I avoided deranking by not playing until I find a three leaf clover or something

 No.236252

Or a rabbit leg



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