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 No.128836

im sad and lonely and need a significant other

 No.128838

🙋‍♂️

 No.128839

Jokes

 No.128840

Get on that IT grind and sponsor iramqi

 No.128841

What about your gf

 No.128842

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>>128841
she doesn't like me back in the same way. i stopped messaging her for days and she didn't take the initiative ever
>>128840
im studying network engineering but im unmotivated and i feel like just wageslaving at this point

 No.128843

>>128842
>i feel like just wageslaving at this point
Not a bad idea because wage cages are a good place to find retarded drug addict trannies and also weird bisexuals which is kinda like ur niche

 No.128846

>>128842
Also stop wasting ur time with e dating ffs it's not gonna fill the whole no matter how much you want it to

 No.128847

Even korbussy was smart enough to find a girl who was at least an hour's train ride away

 No.128848

>>128846
*Fill the hole fuck

 No.128849

>>128847
yes after 5 years of failing to find an egf otherwise

 No.128850

>significant other
have you tried ungaying yourself

 No.128851


 No.128853

>>128849
He eventually learned his lesson.
>>128851
Dark TPG!

 No.128858


>>128851
AI tranny porn gets pigged in seconds, but this post takes years to pig…

 No.128859

>>128851
Shawarma

 No.128860

>>128851
Is he going to be ok?

 No.128864

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 No.128907

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gf with the best or booze like the rest
have a drink

 No.128909

>>128907
i need a bf :(

 No.128938

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I'm unlovable and i'm gonna die alone

 No.128940

>>128938
Do you do online schooling?

 No.128941

>>128940
Yes. I dont go to school in person

 No.128942

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i only partially feel this way when i hike and stare at the sea

 No.128945

>>128941
See, you think ur problem is ur peronality and looks, but in reality its because u spend all ur time trying to date faux right wing closeted homosexual weirdos with 0 social sense thousands of miles away instead of taking the necessary steps to reasonable social development. Theres entire lgbt clubs in colleges where everyone is screwing and cuddling and dating each other. Youre not gonna get the affection u seek online unless ur rich and can travel whenever u want. You seem to be open to dating other transes so theres really no excuse

Also this advice does not apply to me cause the only straight men having sex in 2025 are chadlite+

 No.128946

>>128945
most of them are poly and in polycules
I'm looking for a traditional monogamous relationship

 No.128947

>>128946
You still have to get into those circles if you want to find people willing to date you that way. Hell there are so many desperate dudes you might not even have to do that, but you need to leave ur house.

 No.128948

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 No.128951

>>128947
You could fix her, you know……

 No.128952

>>128951
That's what I'm doing 😉

 No.129038

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male attention feels so good yet i can't have any of it

 No.129039

>>129038
its called passgen sweetheart

 No.129040

be free and have fun in life

 No.129041

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>>129039
passgen makes me feel jealous and bitter towards other girls in there
it feels so terrible opening those threads

 No.129042

>>129041
just post ur face and thighs and be like ooo im such an ugly hon and watch the simps crawl

 No.129043

This made me think of u ♥

 No.129044

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 No.129048

>>129042
i don't pass
strangers pity-pass me
i look like a hon

 No.129050

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>i don't pass
>strangers pity-pass me
>i look like a hon

 No.129052

>>129050
What do KKK frog mafiosos think about this? 👀

 No.129053

>>129052
Bodies for the state mandated weab human fleshlight protocol

 No.129092

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men are:
handsome
strong
charming
funny
protective
and much more

 No.129095

>>129092
And skinny

 No.129096

>>129092
>>129095
this means there are no men on bant

 No.129097

>>129096
Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 No.129098

>>129092
Thank you for the compliment, bb.
I would you invite you for a coffee if we ever meet irl. Stay beautiful.

 No.129099

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>>129098
>Would you invite you
Rizz attempt: FAILED

 No.129171

>>129092
men are:
alcoholism
gamer
jerking off
driving fast
write schizo manifesto on imageboard
and many many more

 No.129176

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 No.129181

>>129171
>driving fast
This is true. I'm speeding by at least 7 mph at any given time, likely 10 and sometimes 30 if it's safe to do so. I'm told this is a male trait but I think that's probably most people because my mom speeds all the time

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 No.129186

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>>129182
>>129184
>speeding bad because it just is okay

 No.129187

>>129186
Drivibg bad because it just is okay

Total deathboxnigger death

 No.129225

>>129181
gotta go fast

 No.130443

i cant tell if you people are serious anymore. this is disturbing.

 No.130444

I can't tell if Cobson is serious about the bbc thing. This is disturbing

 No.130447

>>130443
No such thing as a straight touhou fan

 No.130449

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>>130447
im right here

 No.130452

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>>130443
it's better for one's sanity to treat everything as a joke

 No.139802

i can't stand being around women
other trannies are crazy liberal SJWs and are also annoying
men don't take me seriously
it is truly over

 No.139814

>>139802
That sucks.

 No.139816

>>139802
I take you seriously

 No.139820

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>>129171
>write schizo manifesto on imageboard
I do this

 No.139944

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im sad and lonely and need a significant otter

 No.143037

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thinking about men again

 No.143040

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>>143037
We all just want to love and be loved sista

 No.143063

>>143040
Is that you? On the right? With your trans girlfriend? LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT THAT WIDOWS PEAK

 No.143066


 No.143067

i meant on the left actually

 No.143068


 No.143074

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>>143063
I would accept this hair loss for a girl with that height difference

 No.143090

>>143074
God I wish that was me

 No.143166

>>143063
I get it

 No.143254

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man, all gay men want is dick and to have sex
i don't want any of that, i just want love and intimacy

 No.143258

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>>143254
Promiskuität

 No.146952

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>i don't have someone to cuddle with

 No.146953

>>146952
why dont you give memegoy a chance

 No.146955

>>146953
She only wants a guy shorter than her so she can mommy dom them

 No.146956

>>146955
I think if you two get together, the 'ulture will improve since u will stop sperging out the moment the word, 'gf' 'woman' or 'korbo' are mentioned

 No.146958

>>146953
I should
>>146955
Come to touhoufest it's in june :3

 No.146961


 No.146962

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>>146958
It is not my fate to go to troonhou fest friend

 No.146965

>>146962
I knew u were going to ruin the opportunity, you fuxking caca goblin.

 No.146966

>>146956
When do I sperg out when korbo is mentioned? Im the only person who brings him up because he provides great examples of what imageboard outcast like us ought to avoid doing

 No.147080

>>128843
This is #FAKENEWS

 No.147110

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 No.147114

>>147110
196 has a bloody mary seltzer?
no way that tastes good

 No.147118

>>147114
Japanese niggas be crazy

 No.147123

>>143063
haircafe said that widows peaks are alpha

 No.147124

>>147123
Is this "haircafe" female tho? Otherwise, im afraid, he has no authority on such matters…

 No.147125

>>147123
Only if you look literally like vegeta

 No.147130

>>147110
>no sugar
>aseroladouble
>alcohol
>vitamin C
>spirit (bubble-releasing-potential) acerola juice 0.4% acerola-immerse-pickled-alcohol-usage

 No.147132

>>147118

>>147130
goyslop truly is universal

 No.147491


everything about being male is hell.
>constantly hormonal 24/7
>have to deal with losing your hair
>have hair growing all over your body and face
>expected to be strong and never show weakness
>have to provide for everyone
>your friendships are extremely shallow
>you have to compete with every man around you
>you are seen as disposable
>your emotions are worthless. if you cry people will be disgusted by you
>you are seen as a threat by default
>not allowed to have long hair or else you're seen as weird
while i don't have to deal with the first 3 the others are enough to put me into an early grave. this will be the death of me. i'm probably going to commit suicide at 30

 No.147496

>>147123
haircafe's charming good looks made me take finasteride
>>147491
>constantly hormonal 24/7
maybe because you take them

 No.147497

>>147491
>constantly hormonal 24/7
Women have periods
>have to deal with losing your hair
Only if youre too stupid to take the finny
>have hair growing all over your body and face
Thats a good thing
>expected to be strong and never show weakness
Only if youre ugly
>have to provide for everyone
Only if youre ugly
>your friendships are extremely shallow
Only if youre autistic
>you have to compete with every man around you
Only if youre ugly and autistic
>you are seen as disposable
only if youre ugly
>your emotions are worthless. if you cry people will be disgusted by you
Only if you come from a wasp family
>you are seen as a threat by default
only if youre ugly
>not allowed to have long hair or else you're seen as weird
Only if you come from a wasp family

 No.147500

do I wanna ask what a passgen is

 No.147501

>>147500
This thread is one.

 No.147503

>>147501
when I look it up it just says password generation

 No.147559

>>147501
where are all the cute transqueens then

 No.147561

Other than OP of course

 No.147600

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 No.147602

>>147559
funny thing, I used to think you were a cute transqueen.

 No.147618

im gooning rn to suigintou

 No.147622

>>147602
I tried to figure out his gender identity and orientation but it almost made me go insanae, a mere mortal cannot possess this sort of knowledge

 No.147644

>>147622
It also confused me too until i found out what agp was

 No.147650

>>147644
he wore the maid outfit for the 'ulture, not for pleasure.

 No.147661

>>147650
He donned the maid outfit for the 'ulture, not for pleasure. This act of unyielding dedication echoes the storied past of the esteemed samurai, whose noble spirits once graced the lands of ancient Japan. In their steadfast embrace of self-denial and unwavering servitude, they exemplified the very essence of devotion. The maid outfit, while seemingly frivolous, becomes a modern vestige of those storied virtues, a silent testament to his commitment to the sacred realm of Otakudom. It's not a mere costume but a symbol of valor, a declaration of his undying loyalty to the sanctified halls of anime, manga, and all that is Otaku. As he moves with purpose, every gesture a silent sonnet of unyielding resolve, one cannot help but feel a profound sense of reverence for the depth of his devotion. His is a quest not for personal gain but for the preservation of a legacy that transcends time and space, a legacy that resonates with the very soul of every devoted Otaku. Thus, in the grand tapestry of fandom, his sacrifice becomes a beacon of hope, a shining example of what it truly means to be a guardian of the Otaku arts. For he does not do it for the fleeting thrill of the moment, but for the eternal flame that burns within the hearts of all who share his unyielding love for the realm of Otakudom.

 No.147662

The somber hues of black and crimson that adorn the maid outfit are not mere aesthetic choices, but rather, they are imbued with a sacred significance that runs deep within the veins of Otakudom. Black, the color of the night, represents the vast and enigmatic universe of imagination that unfolds within the pages of manga and the screens of anime, a realm where no concept is too fantastical, no emotion too profound to be contained. It is the canvas upon which the rich tapestry of stories is painted, a symbol of the boundless potential that lies within every fan's heart. Red, the color of vitality and passion, stands tall as an emblem of the fervent love that fuels the Otaku spirit, a love that burns as fiercely as the sun that kisses the horizon of each new day. Together, they form a striking contrast that mirrors the duality inherent in the soul of the devoted: the quiet introspection of the solitary reader and the vibrant exuberance of the congregated community. This attire, a blend of shadow and flame, speaks to the depth and intensity of his dedication, an unspoken declaration of his willingness to serve as a beacon for all those who dare to dream beyond the mundane. The crimson ribbons flutter like the banners of a warrior, a silent declaration of his readiness to defend the sanctity of his fandom, while the black fabric whispers of the quiet strength and resilience that sustains him in his quest. In this harmonious juxtaposition of colors, he becomes a living embodiment of the passions that animate the very core of Otakudom.

 No.147664

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 No.147709

>>147664
>using 'tapestry'
It's an AI slop

 No.147924

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>>147600
Turn that frown upside down, queen
because you`re beautiful

 No.147926

>>147924
U got this image from me

 No.147927

>>147926
Yes but i also had another one saved on my other pc which i might or might not also had saved from you (it was quite a long ago)

 No.147928

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>>146958
I decided I might go to touhou fest if i get laid in the next 2 months. I can't go if im still a cel cause if i meet yall ill think to myself "damn are these really my people" and be depressed so i have to find a way to be superior to you guys somehow

 No.147929

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>>147928
holy fucking based

 No.147930

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>>147927
Here, have another one

 No.147931

>>147928
What touhou are you going to cosplay as

 No.147933

>>147928
I'd disappoint

 No.147934

>>147930
Pretty sure i have the very sam Gin-sama doll at home desu
I really gotta get around to getting her custom clothes and eyes/hair though, now that i have money to spare

 No.147935

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>>147934
Post pics here once you do

 No.147940

>>147928
keyyyed
>>147935
>>147930
this is epic

 No.147944


 No.147945

i hate being a dumbfuck moid
i hate being 6 feet tall
i hate the shape of my body
i hate my large hands
i hate my uncanny voice that tries to sound feminine but it just sounds like a weird faggot
i hate my ugly face
this isn't who i'm supposed to be yet it is what i am. i could have been so much more yet i am just a lowlife

 No.147953

>>147945
amazonian girls are desirable rn.

 No.147998

>>147945
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his pale skin.

 No.148006

>>147998
Would he look good in a victorian dress or is his frame too enormous

 No.148013

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>>147945
Healthy young man with autism consumes too much anime and cutesy girl content, starts identifying as one, hates himself, troons out!
Many such cases!

 No.148025

Idkkkkk

 No.148036

>>147945
weird flex but ok

 No.148052

>>148036
the only flex was the 6 feet tall part

 No.148065

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>>148052
thats a lot to some people

 No.148075




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