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 No.143583

Take a loan. Start a business that caters to women. Women are the biggest consumers and their simp boyfriends will pay for it.

There I just gave you the secret to making ez money

 No.143585

I can't take a loan because I'm a neet gangster

 No.143586

Loans are jewish in nature

 No.143587

I don't know what women like, maybe I can hire a homosexual (memegoy) to tell me

 No.143588

>>143587
Mentioned memegod for no reason award

 No.143590

>whines about the jews all day everyday
>Promotes usury

 No.143595

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>>143586
>Loans are jewish in nature
Wear a little hat while at ze bank and get your chosenite discount or something.

>>143590
>>Promotes usury
The Saudi's figured out a fancy pancy work around to having banks without usury, instead they'll for a temporary partnership or whatever. The UAE Arabs however are just crypto Jews so I don't think they care if they engage in straight up usury however which isn't surprising in what is basically Arabian Vegas.

 No.143645

>>143590
Ok this one was kinda funny

 No.152509

https://warosu.org/biz/thread/60081872#p60082018
Might pull the trigger on this I need millies to buy a house fr

 No.152514

>>152509
bro coming up with moneymaking schemes like it's ed edd n eddy

 No.152559

>>152509
Publicly trade your biz so I can invest n it cuz I am too lazy to make one myself and I would feel too evil blatantly scamming the good women of Australia

 No.152560

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>>152559
It's not a scam, I'm expanding GDP

 No.152563

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>>152560
>pic
scary

 No.152676

>>152560
>pic
danny phantom

 No.154281

>>152560
Stop posting ai slop

 No.154284

>>152560
>she isn't sweating for no reason
is it even able to be considered spaniardslop?

 No.154330

>>143583
start a business that appeals to horny men

 No.154335

sell temporary qos tattoos

 No.154339

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>>152560
not gonna post my slop anymore due to trannies and kikes gangstalking me in other sites, if i change style they won't notice

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 No.154360

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I made all of my discord friends buy a crypto coin and it went way up but I didn't share it with bant this time cuz I didn't want to bump ssp's thread 💔

 No.154362

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>I didn't want to bump ssp's thread

 No.154364

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>>154362
It had a gross ai picture instead of a hot or funny ai picture

 No.154367

>>154360
This time AC is only exaggerating.

 No.154368

>>154367
Every day I wish I could be this committed to a bit

 No.154370

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>>154368
…what bit?

 No.154378

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I didn't want to bump ssp's thread

 No.154487

>>154360
No one here buys solana meme pumprug shittokens with profiles made with mspaint or 2022's aislop models.

 No.154489

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>>154487
Nuh uh, it's going to a 3 billion dollar marketcap and it's not a meme
https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/keeta

 No.154503

>>154339
who could gangstalk you thats so mean

 No.154588

>>154489
ATH tomorrow

 No.154591

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>>154588
ath now

 No.154950

>>154489
geg there are no brakes I am a millionare genius

 No.154956

>>154588
ATH today, tomorrow, the day after and for the next three months please.

 No.154957

>>154956
You are broke and would only have been able to buy a few hundred dollars worth at best doe

 No.154961

>>154957
Ok and 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

 No.155025

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>>154957
If I buy in for $500 and the value appreciates by a factor of 20, I can buy out for $10000 which to a povvo like me is an unimaginable amount of money tho

 No.155074

>>155025
Do this, chad

 No.155128

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Adolf Keetler

 No.155130

>>154956
new ATH today

 No.155166

>>155074
>One wallet with 60% of the market share
Not sure I'll be doing that mate

 No.155168

>>155166
It's the liquidity pool

 No.155171

>>155168
If the "liquidity pool" is BTFOing all the actual investors in value, then wouldn't that mean that currency has no real value until a LOT more real money is invested

 No.155173

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>>155171
A DeFi liquidity pool is a smart contract that holds reserves of two or more tokens and allows users to trade between them directly on-chain, without needing a traditional order book or centralized exchange. Let’s break this down and then explain why high liquidity (like $10M for a $150M market cap crypto) is a good thing.

[…]

🧠 TL;DR
A DeFi liquidity pool enables decentralized trading using token reserves and math instead of order books. If a coin with a $150M market cap has $10M in liquidity, that means it's relatively easy to trade, less volatile, and more attractive to users and other DeFi protocols—ultimately a sign of a healthier market.

 No.155174

>>155173
I don't know, like I don't claim to be a smart man but it feels like having a contract-only reserve dictate 60% of your currency's value is just a way to allow your currency to pretend to be much more valuable than it is and then just rugpull and crash it instantly and explain it as part of the terms of some invisible agreement

 No.155175

I might just buy in anyway tho cause feeding $500 to the grifter idols isn't the worst way to lose $500

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 No.155671

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>>155175
Just spend 500 on groceries or a PC upgrade or a nice hiking backpack or something instead.
Better spent fiat I say.

 No.155732

>>155175
Continue throwing money at e-celebs in order to make them read funny or informative messages in chat.

 No.155740

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>>155732
Do this… to me

 No.155741

>>155740
start a stream where you play games in mokou cosplay wearing a buttplug that vibrates when someone makes donation

 No.155743

>>155741
If you were shown your linear post history rn you would be like "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I BECAME A FAGGOT WTF I NEED TO BE MORE NAZI AND LOYAL TO THE SHARTY I MUST DOXX TROONZ"

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 No.155746

Hold on, nah. Touhou cosplayers are chaste and pure, this aint funny.

 No.155747

>>155746
I say this

 No.155750

>>155741
AC will do this in 2026 or in December 2025. (37% certainty)

 No.155751

>>155750
why 37%

 No.155758

>>155746
how do you explain the videos

 No.155759

>>155758
what videos

 No.155760

>>155758
figments of your coma dream

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 No.155767

>>155751
Out of N original character personalities resisting in my head, around 63% of them are hoping AC is not going to lose his mind to become a gay bottom with a prolapse for streamer money when he already has at least a few millions in crypto assets.
The other 37% think he will.

 No.155768

>>155767
*Residing

 No.155783

>>155766
Sorry, i don't click on xvideo links, it's my truetaku Bushido

 No.155787

>>155766
>A mí me gustaría usar ese vestidito rico y mexitarme ricamente hasta venirme como amo las faldas y vestiditos cortitos pero lastima que no los puedo usar
o algo
>>155767
chief is alpha doe o algo

 No.155791

>>155767
The only straight person on bant will turn gay in just 2 weeks because like uhhhhhhhhhh

 No.155804

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 No.155816

>>155746
Falsenuke
Every touhou cosplayer took at least 100 dicks in

 No.155844

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bro

 No.155845

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wow

 No.155847

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wtf

 No.155848

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shitface

 No.155849

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nigger

 No.155911

>>155791
AC will never be a straight because uh uhm something that I'm not allowed to say anymore but not the thing from 2024 it's like a recent thing and it'd #save if it happened but maybe it wouldn't? It's like totally gonna happen though because I keep getting in trouble. Watch out for news of AC finding a mate at touhoufest and smashing and then fact check if it was a guy or a girl.

 No.155915

>>155911
The big D is gonna flip

 No.155925

>>155911
It's baffling that you still believe that there are female Touhou fans

 No.155928

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>>155925
[redacted]
THIS USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST.

 No.155930

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>whines about the jews all day everyday
>Promotes usury

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 No.156339

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>>154489
ath now

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 No.156521

>>155928
I actually forgot what I wanted to say there lol.
>>156339
It went 0.05 back down even though the fluctuations don't really matter long term. 🥺

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