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Enter 'hecatiaballs' to post + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

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 No.146737

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become the new pope

 No.146738

another pope dead on april

 No.146739

>>146737
no, I want to get married
>>146738
he died on the first day of taurus

 No.146740

in fact he died exactly when the sun was conjunct his natal midheaven
sign from heaven?

 No.146741

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 No.146742

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>>146739
what does this mean for the catholic church?

 No.146743

>>146742
It means that there will be a new pope who will probably be older and have a shorter reign

 No.146746

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>>146743
ok but what policy changes could happen o algo
or do they just not do that

 No.146749

>>146746
They start kissing pajeet feet in addition to nigger feet

 No.146751

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>>146749
amazing
stunning
brave

 No.146754

Maggy when Putin bows in Mosqueow again:

 No.146755

#NOTMYPRESIDENT

 No.146757

>>146735
Futapope when?

 No.146758

>>146743
Why the fuck do they elect gigabbomers anyway

 No.146759

>>146757
this would make young people go to church again

 No.146762

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 No.146768

You're the black african american baseball player in america

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 No.146808

rip

 No.146821

rip

 No.146828

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>>146735
A brotha on the throne of saint peter! SHIIIIIIEEEEEET!

 No.146871

terra, tsucasa, ran pontificis successorem dixit nigricolorem factum iri

 No.146884

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>The body was to long
This took me a million years in GIMP to make.

>>146737
>become the new pope
I'd love the wear a tall hat an robes, drink Italian wines, and wash woman's feet (only the feet of attractive tall Nubian woman of course, even doe I'm not a foot fag) but there's two reason's they'd never let me be Pope unfortunately….
One (:1) I'm a filthy heretical Martin appreciating Prot (not the retarded Evangelical Zionist American kind of course doe) and two (:2) because I'd immediately and openly call for a Crusade against Azerbaijan as well the pockets of ISIS and IS aligned insurgents still in the Philippines, Thailand, Kenya and Afghanistan and I'd excomunicate all of the supposed "Catholics" in Mainland China who are just CCP spies.
That plus I'd make sure the people already fighting those fights get fancy nickel plated Beretta M9's with artisan hand carved wood grips featuring the Virgin Mary or various saints on them and blessed by me with holy water (if I was Pope) except for the Taliban's M9's who're fighting ISIS nutjobs in the Afghan panhandle invading from Tajikistan for some retarded reason because the literal self declared Islamic state isn't "Islamic enough" I guess? Their M9's would be more tacticool grey/black I guess with wood handles with crossed Pulwar swords I guess and they could do whatever the Sunni's do to bless their guns.
>:1

 No.146885

Also I'd lecture the Kingdom of Samsung an LG for being shit as well as everything the #RightToRepair movement apposes and shit talk their CEO's on Twatter and Mastodon too till Worst Korea starts being a little less of a miserable surveillance state Corporatocracy that works their men to death leading to worse demographic decline than fucking Japan, maybe even sweeten the deal to stop shit talking the Samsung an LG corpo's in exchange for buying a few K9 thunder's (worst Korean mobile artillery guns basically)… Not sure where the fuck I'd store those in the Vatican though, maybe I'd just buy them on behalf of the Philippines and Brazil I guess to make Maoists in China and Venezuela seethe, I'd be Pope after all so I'd have deep pockets.

Of course that would never happen because I'd refuse to be a stereotypical cringy leftwing Globlal Homo preaching Pope or a crazy far right Pope would cover up more sex scandals and again therefore they won't met me be Pope which is fucking lame.

I👏
Wanna🙏🏽
Be👏
Pope🙏🏽
>:2

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>>146884
>GIMP
lolkeklmao

 No.146888

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The text limit needs to be raised so I an Soviet Momiji can post longer rants without having to post them in halves.

>>146887
What's wrong with GIMP? Should I use Krita instead?

 No.146892

>>146884
congratulations you would just cause pogroms against christians all accross the middle east and china

 No.146893

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 No.146895

Remember how everyone but Catholics were celebrating his hospitalization and wishing him to die, he was supposed to die in that hospital due to his condition yet the Pope himself said he only survived because of the prayers of the faithful around the world.

He wanted to celebrate the Paschal Triduum. He was very sick yet he gave the Urbi et Orbi blessing on Easter (a blessing the Holy Father makes only on Christmas and Easter for the whole world), that was what he wanted, his final mission. He expired after fulfilling it and died at his house and not in a hospital, the Blessed Virgin took care of him and he had a good death.

 No.146897

>>146892
Woah.. get that nigga on the golden throne immediately

 No.146908

>>146895
> Remember how everyone but Catholics were celebrating his hospitalization and wishing him to die
Blud I didn't even know he was hospitalized.

 No.146910

Test

 No.146942

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 No.146973

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>>146892
>noooooooo you can't retaliate against outspoken and violent Wahhabists and Maoists who wish to make you serfs or even just outright exterminate you because… BECAUSE…? They'll continue doing what they've already been doing for decades/centuries?
Errrrmmmmm where's the problem again sir?

 No.146974

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noooooooo you can't retaliate against outspoken and violent Wahhabists and Maoists who wish to make you serfs or even just outright exterminate you because… BECAUSE…? They'll continue doing what they've already been doing for decades/centuries?

 No.146978

>>146884
If I became a mega rabbi aka the pope i would deem shit i dislike sinful and start wars maybe

 No.146979

I nominate for SSP to be the next pope.

 No.146980

I hope the next pope is black, it would ruin internet tradcucks.

 No.146982

>>146980
Fuck off kike racism is a jewish tactic to divide christian goyim us based tradcaths prep our wives to fuck CHRISTIAN bbc bulls daily

 No.146996

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>>146978
Will knockoff touhou's like Len'en project be considered Kosher during your reign?

 No.146997

>>146884
so im regular english you are saying you would kill brown people?

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>>146996
All tranime would be banned

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>>147010
bbc babas do not know this legend

 No.147034

>>147033
Good. He deserves to be forgotten by preaching heresies against the divine art of anime

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 No.147041

>>147010
I recognize that face from bant-1 on 4channel.edu but don't know much about him. I always just assumed he was a predominate face in the /int/ wars.

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>>146828
African catholics are no joke. These guys have to fight off totally peaceful muslims, merciless corpo mercenaries, child sacrificing warlocks, etc

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>>147046
new incel subtype: AfCath

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>>147010
I know him

 No.147196

>>147033
i forgot

 No.147202

>>147196
chicanon

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 No.147207

is that a 2hu or somthing

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>>147046
Seems like a good scenario for a dark fantasy world.



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