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 No.176484

Why is an ancient, barbaric death cult still accepted in modern society? When you see a real believer, the incompatibility of values is stark…

 No.176490

every thread deserves a reply

 No.176497

Something something people need a higher purpose
Something something natural instinct scared of death
Something something community
Idk ask herr Heinrich

 No.176534

>melanated kings giving their nuanced and well thought out - even if not necessarily correct - interpretations of biblical teachings in order to spark theological conversation in wider society
<pasty fuckless balding white boy in the world's cheapest suit trying to own them
Why are yakubspawn like this?

 No.176539

>>176534
The funny thing is he IS correct. The bible says nothing against sleeping with children. This is why in Christian Europe the age of consent was so low and why children were married off so young.The Ancient Israeli standard WAS 12.
This is why the bible cannot be used as an objective standard of morality. Its morality obviously comes from the child fucking ancient bronze age Jews who wrote it. It has no place in modern society.

 No.176542

Kill yourself kike trying to poison the well, people should ditch ANY ABRAHAMIKIKE RELIGION, and should go back to spiritualism or polytheism.

 No.176583

Chrisissys always uses philosophy, not science. I think the discussion ends here. Anyway, read Mainlander.

 No.176584

>>176542
>warrior technologies

 No.176597

>>176542
>we need to go back to worshipping the sun and moon and trees because otto von list said so

 No.176603

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we need to go back to worshipping the sun and moon and trees because otto von list said so

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 No.176606

We need to go back to posting cobson instead of gyates

 No.176607

is genociding christtrannies rational?

 No.176609

>>176607
why aren't her legs hairy

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 No.176616

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it never fails to baffle me that christians truly believe the most utterly nonsense bs ever written in their book. For example Noah's ark. So in this post I will name every single reason I can think of why it's impossible for this to have ever happened. (feel free if you want to add more)

1 Boat size: according to the bible, the ark was a WOODEN boat over 100m long (134m precisely). It is impossible for a ship of this size to function properly, as it will start hogging and sagging. Engineers have proved this.

2 Boat material: as it's a wooden ship, Noah would have to find an immense amount of it. Located in the Middle East, where is he getting all that?

3 engineering. who tf taught Noah how to build boats? It isn’t as easy as making a raft it needs to be perfect if you want it to actually function. Was he in creative mode during all of this?

4 animals. how do you get 5 million species on that boat? “but it’s 2 of every KIND, not species“ That would mean that species would miraculously have to evolve from these kinds, which is impossible in 4000 years, thus cannot be true.

5 Flooding the earth in the first place. God is described as all powerful, but Instead of just making everyone he don’t fw disappear out of thin air he decides to flood the whole earth for a year. Letting innocent animals that can’t even sin just die. suuuuuper loving! also a bit dramatic

 No.176617

6 plants. Noah’s ark was 4000 years ago according to the bible. Also according to the bible, all plants were destroyed in the flood, but the oldest tree in the world is over 5000 years old. Did it just despawn and then spawn in again after the flood?

7 disease. The chances of disease would be very likely considering all of the animals onboard.

8 small insects. termites, ants, whatever it was, they don’t live that long. they were on that boat for a year. What fucking ant is in the first place gonna live for a year and secondly how do they just not get crushed by an elephant or some shit. Termites and wood aren’t necessarily a dream team either.

9 animal shit. Where did it go? God closed off the ship, and considering the amount of poop those thousands of fucking animals produced for a year where did it go?

10 Oxygen. Like mentioned previously, god closed off the boat, including the ONE SINGLE WINDOW on the boat. how did they breathe? especially when lighting a fire + the other animals, oxygen would run out before the 1 year mark.

11 food. There is actually no fucking way you can fit enough food for thousands of animals on board, also, doesn’t it start to rot?

12 Killing (again). Offing everyone but Noah’s family, this would mean he would kill all unborn babies. Not so pro life there now innit?

13 repopulation. The same thing with Adam and Eve, how did they repopulate? Incest? Where were the genetical problems there?

14 how did they get animals from different continents? it was impossible to travel such long distance during that time.

15 After the flood, how did those animals return to their own continents? teleport?

even Santa is more believable at this point

 No.176619

Life without God and doctrines is choas.
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 No.176622

>>176616
>>176617
Relax, it's all just a metaphor 😎

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>>176616
>>176617
Its a miracle that cannot be explained through logical means

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