No.180359
In Turkey, you can get out of serving in the military if you can prove you're a gay bottom (i.e. take dicks up your ass)
There are two ways to do it. You either show them a pic of you getting fucked in the ass with your face visible or have a doctor examine your ass. Apparently even if you get fucked once in the ass, doctors can tell. I don't know how he did it but he got what we call a
pink certificatehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_certificate
>Interview with a Homosexual Draftee
>"With the picture it was a bit difficult. The face had to be recognizable as well as the penis and the ass. To put all this into a square was a bit complicated. Twice I got cramps because of the position. […] I also got humiliated at the selection, before they announce it [the final diagnosis]. There are about 12 military people, big ones, with uniforms and everything. […] They all looked one by one at the pictures and I had to bring ten pictures, ten different positions there. This is the difficulty of course, but I managed to do it. And at every single picture they looked and compared it with me. I was standing in the middle. And then they asked me questions. For example which positions I like and if I use this position they see regularly. Questions like that." No.180366
>>180363She had to get 10 pics with 10 positions but failed the helicopter position
No.180498
thankfully i can't get drafted because i have no balls
No.180507
>>180365tsukasa likes having her ears stuffed because she's too flat and stinky to get real sex
No.180541
>>180507flat and stinky is good
No.180547
It's real. They also have the live inspection where the 10 big military guys fuck you one after the other and if you dont cum hands free you fail.
No.180704
how come pederasty died in europe while it's still common in the rest of the world
No.180706
and by Europe I mean western world in general so US too
No.180720
>>180719I am sober right now
No.180734
>>180727didn't miss this one
No.180738
>>180735it was an ass apparently male
No.180741
>>180727i thought i missed but i remembered i saw it
No.180743
i think they were wearing cowprint stockings or something with cowprint i cant remember
No.180780
>>180779apparently men should wear hijab too
No.180804
>>180801Btw the reason why all Caucasians look like 2000ng/dl test chads is they live in the mountains and have not tasted wheat in their lives
No.180805
>>180801Bro wudda been shot if this was texas