No.196873
scary story time: i was at stop & shop and a middle eastern guy in a pink dress and rabbit ears walked up to me and looked me up and down while stroking his beard and went "yeah… you're about 20% frottable" and i was like duuuuude them islamic rape gangs like on fox news are real after all
No.196874
>>196873LOL i get it its a reference to our fellow cord xister
No.196902
>>196873You should've dropped an anvil on his head
No.197148
>>196858its 2am and i have to wagecuck at 8am
boozing and not giving a fuark
No.197150
>>197148the future of every binter
No.197170
>>197169yoooo no way rutaka and svetlana met up
No.201938
boozing on the cheapest beer money can buy right now. could use some company but what can a poor boy do
No.201940
>>201938I did this as well
it's called blue moon belgian ale
I used a gift card from a previous birthday
No.201946
>>201941yeah it's not so bad. one of the good points of adulthood is that even if you don't know anybody at a party you can just eat and get drunk and it will still be somewhat fun regardless. bad part is "parties" without booze feel tenfold miserable
No.201949
>>201946you forgot the bad part about advlthood is being forced into parties and boozing only mitigates the stress of living in a society.
No.201958
>>201953
Bruh, get out there and have the moçaa twerk on you
No.201974
>>201970yeah that's tough. though i'd enjoy the stimulation of loud music and physical contact. guess i'm just not a good introvert. at least you have a job. me on the other hand just embarrassed my parents and failed at yet another concurso
No.201985
>>201970>wagecuck on dominicusmy condolences.
i used to work on the sabbath ever since last week but i quit my job because im starting another next monday.
6x1 rest in piss you wont be missed.
No.201991
>>201974i kept leaving my shifts for an hour because "i have to take care of personal matters" aka having an interview (every two weeks to space it out so i dont get fired) and sometimes leaving early because the i managed to have the interview scheduled after wagecuck hours.
also helps i graduate next year so now i get a citizen level wagecage rather than slave level.
i suggest you do the same, had enough of 6x1 for this lifetime.
No.201992
>>201991oops meant for hitlerdubs
No.205243
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Going to worj drunk.
No.205249
>>205243very zased
i too shall enact this tomorrow
No.208069
>>208068have you played the troonhou shipping game yet
No.208075
i played it it was nice
No.209031
create a boozing license that limits the amount of booze you can buy in a week to an equivalent of 500ml 40% alc bottle
No.210837
boozed hard since forever
No.210838
>>209031… and make it free of course
No.210841
>>210838let's lie on the floor together
No.210845
>>210843loled at the dog sniffing grass then a second dog sniffs exactly the same place
No.211773
>>211772cute suik, her facial structure is very very cute
No.211776
>>211773It was modeled after csam actually
No.211778
>>211776csam made in finland
No.211782
>>211780expect 'hunters at your place soon
No.211784
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Me (a zased internet pedo on the internet (pedo internet)) when I hear a sudden knock on the door.
No.211806
>>211787This is my future job
No.211827
>>211806evendoe you could just milk gooners (us) and retire at 25 to never work a single day in your life again?
No.211830
>>211806>NurseI wish you the best of luck, shits rough
No.211838
Yoday two girls told me they're surprised of how cool i am when i drink and inviywd me to a show. you guys should tty it out>>208074
No.211892
boozin' bad
No.220061
>>219887I hate to say it… Lord forgive me… But this aya is very cute
No.220287
beer is a poison, poured that shit down the toilet
No.220289
>>220287You feel yourself transforming into a soychad rn
The bantcuck is leaving your body
No.228006
>>228000I'm drunk as shit on wodka rn
No.228024
booze never
No.228585
lemon+raspberry booze
btw it must be at least 2 years since I touched 40% poison, don't miss that shit
No.231823
>>231296wassup boozebro
finished sum kentucky straight bourbon earlier, complementing with rum now, hbu?
No.240895
>>240888so you already drank cat pee?
No.240904
>>240903Whats this cocktail called
No.240910
>>240905He came in it and then wiped it up to get rid of the evidence
:factsquirrel:
No.240916
>>240913Imagine the spanking omen will give you if you piss urself
No.247432
i havent boozed for a while cuz i was saving it for christmas and new year times
No.247622
>>247449how much stuff you say about yourself is lies
No.247638
>>247617I read psychopaths do this
No.247664
>>247661now this one is really cute. the cutest so far.
No.247708
>>247696Homosexuals want to put her in their asses but I won't let them
No.253777
>>250723Just realized this satorin is wearing sunglasses because she is stoned, look at the third eye
No.253794
>>253790i have always boozed prior to wagecucking and have only gone upwards in my career
boozing before going to the wagecage is actually ideal for networking with your boss, doubly so if you smoke
No.253795
>>253790This Junko crab is absolutely amazing
Each mystical intersection of the Touhou characters and animals is very valuable and profound
No.253802
>>253801I felt his psychic feelings also
It is the hatred of random chance and how hard work is not truly rewarded
No.253803
>>253802working hard keeps you stuck in life, the bottom of the hierarcy is responsible for all actual productivity in any given industry.
what defines who goes up or down is how good you are at being twofaced, demonstrate your are willing to humor others to get what you want.
the managerial class exists to move money according to their best interests, all the wealth produced at the bottom is near useless unless properlly allocated. in other words, funneled towards you and your allies.
booze is great at masking your autism besides generally lubricating the gears of social interaction, smoking will give you more opportunities to deepen your bond with your seniors.
stay away from weed though, thats for the bottom feeders.
No.253879
>>253803das telling
but this yukari is considerably big compared to the visibly small reimu