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NEW BOARD INCOMING!! /qa/ - Questions & Answers

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 No.252699Not Keyed

Did you know that I'm a nice pretty prince and you're all my loyal subjects in the fair and wonderful kingdom

 No.252701

yes

 No.252702

Nooooooo I wanted my pretty and powerful flaggies

 No.252703

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You aren’t the kingdom in this kingdom? Who is?

 No.252704

>>252703
You schizophrenic weirdo
You're a court jester

 No.252706

If I were less drugged up I would have amazing court proclamations such as these for us
Everything that I see dissolves into beautiful fractal rainbows

 No.252708

if everyone's gibe themselves royal titles, then I'm crowning myself king of fuckall

 No.252709

Momijipedro will start a communist upraising

 No.252711

>>252703
Christ is King

 No.252712

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The will of the people is coming for you nigga

 No.252713

you have to dress like one then

 No.252715

>>252708
You have a very nice position in the little kingdom because you are wealthy and know so many amazing things
>>252709
Momiji pedo is yet another noble subject who is treated fairly and would never rebel
>>252711
We are nice and noble Christians in this kingdom because I hold the power and that is my decree

 No.252717

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>>252713
the is how princes should dress accordingly to modern fictin

 No.252718

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 No.252722

>>252715
You're telling me I get to be nobility? Yeah, fuck communism.

 No.252724

Oh no~ my phone is going to die, how terrible is that, don't you all agree
I will say that Sir Gogeta is a very gallant knight who sees the kingdom for how beautiful and important it is

 No.252725

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>>252724
Nigga put the mushrooms away and quit sayin that goofy shit NIGGUH

 No.252726

>>252718
grok alter this man's physical appearance so that he resembles a vegeta
>>252724
thank you prince, it is an honor

 No.252727

we want democracy
vote ssp for admin of bint republic

 No.252728

>>252709
He will be the court's cumdumpster.

 No.252729

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Hilarious

 No.252730

>>252729
Canon.

 No.252731

I wrote the most amazing letter to Sir Momiji Pedo whom is also very handsome but then my phone died, how terrible
I wrote about how Sir Karl Marx was also very wise and sought to reconcile the terrible things we all face, and asked that he understand Sir Adolf Hitler was a very noble and intelligent man who sought to save us all also

 No.252732

While the thread did need to be a sticky since it is a decree, I dislike how we can see less replies to it compared to the usual thread, I will probably expand it to five
I'm looking forward to writing a letter to Sir Topgoon, whom has beautiful panties in his flags, but the magic mushrooms made life so substantial that writing these posts is merely one thing I can do right now as opposed to looking at the kingdom and seeing how pretty it is

 No.252733

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Case solved, german trooner was on shrooms for the past 2 years

 No.252734

Note that the Christmas theme is still the default theme these weeks into January, and that is for what we all know, that it is an absolutely magnificent and profound theme that shows our Christian European heritage to the world, and it has very many colours and intricate themes that allow others to see the world how I currently do

 No.252735

>>252734
I use Aya theme but I have switched because of this post

 No.252736

>>252733
Tenshi is a very important key to showing others what the kingdom looks like because she has a very profound and beautiful sash containing the light spectrum in her design
But you are indebted to us, you should tell us more often about the beauties of the Russian people and their architecture, it is a very distant kingdom to the Western cultures we live in and the beauty should be heard and shared more

 No.252737

>>252735
Indeed Sir Gogeta, the key is that any singular idea that is hiding beauty and wisdom can be brought to others assuming we have the courage to tear down these social barriers and say what we love and believe about these nice things

 No.252738

I have an infinite number of choices before me right now because the depth and majesty of this community knows no bounds, this may not seem evident at first but we in fact have a very profound and important history, a critically important part of this history is Sir Sick Spanish Pedophile, who is one of the most profound and important people in the kingdom, who should be allowed to declare himself and his philosophies to the world now that I have made his significance and majesty clear

 No.252739

>>252738
do this, Sir Sick Spanish Pedophile

 No.252742

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<le kingdoms
>bantculture
>soyjak.party
>4chan

 No.252743

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 No.252748

Unfortunately I've taken to messaging people who I should be and they in fact receive the message very well, they are proud of this brave and amazing kingdom of which I am the handsome and wealthy prince
I was just holding in a lot of pee but I did finish sending a message to another, showing him the amazing kingdom, and I allowed myself to journey to my bathroom, and after shutting the door I unleashed a tsunami of colourful pee into my sink
The key is that I am in fact very cleanly and I'm now placed back in my chair, thankfully my family is away or busy at work, but if I run into my brother or mother I'll explain that I took mushrooms and unexpectedly became very high, and that it's alright and I'm very much so like Kurt Cobain

 No.252751

>>252742
True on two accounts, however the soyjak kingdoms are simply very silly and are in fact our friends

 No.252765

>>252751
Milord they attempt to raid and pillage us regularly because they think we're faggots

 No.252767

>>252765
They have a variety of reasons and it is all very interesting in fact

 No.252769

Tell me more of your thoughts Sir Momiji

 No.252805

>>252742
>>252751
honestly the soijak party, when it was brand new was comfy and had a mutual appreciation for whimsy among its users, like /qa/ as well. but now the soicacas are evil and have had to amplify their insanity to further levels in order to stay relevant and stimulating.
that's part of why I have come to appreciate this community, it is still 99% a place where people post for fun instead of holding an attention whore circus

 No.252806

>>252805
Yes indeed sir, they fell to a foul corruption

 No.252807

Their corruption was created through immigration

 No.252808

The newcomers to the kingdom had not the intelligence to sustain the kingdom and its lineage

 No.252812


 No.252821

>>252769
The topic? Albeit I assumed you hated me and thought I had shit for brains and nothing to say worth hearing

 No.252822

>>252821
I think the soyjak friends are very silly but so amazing
I want to know your thoughts on them

 No.252827

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I like this new ac.

 No.252828

>>252827
We need to help our Chinese friend

 No.252829

unlike /jp/, bintculture has ERP but without the E

 No.252830

>>252829
Very interesting

 No.252841

>>252829
wait until /erp/ gets added

 No.252846

>>252841
We are pleasant Christans

 No.252847

>>252846
I made a typo sorry
But I am able to login and edit posts as you all know

 No.252849

We are Christians.

 No.252850

Hello

 No.252851


 No.252853

>>252851
You should equip flags so that we may know you better sir

 No.252854

I know not who you are, but that I must equip flags also

 No.252867

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>>252822
I wasn't around for the early days of shitjak party so it may have been okay and soulful when it began and I've spoken at length about this topic before so I'll keep it brief. To me I don't like soyjak party because it's kind of a cesspool. Their humor is repetitive and self-referential. Their users are among the stupidest, cruelest people on the internet, and they relish that others hate them and think their "humor" is retarded. It's that attitude of knowing you're being a retard and pissing off everyone around you and just rolling with it that irks me about them personally. This on top of them single-handedly killing wojak as a meme. They represent everything wrong with the Internet now for me, they are the manifestation of the separation between old internet culture and new internet culture. Where old meme culture was generally meant to be relatable and riff on situations either in real life or over the internet, bringing people together, new memes tend to be insular and referential, relying on having some kind of insider knowledge to get them, or else being purposely nonsensical, if that makes sense.
>why does any of this matter? it's just memes on the internet?
at this point, a significant portion of the population spends more time online than irl. the internet is an inseparable part of life, regrettably. Similarly, the internet is an unstoppable force on the culture of today. That's why it's important to me that the culture of it be kind, encourage individualism, and intellectualism (in the academic sense of the word, not "being smart" but seeking out empirical or rational truth). The culture of websites like soyjak party and kiwifarms reflect the leaving behind of the old world and old culture, they are fully creations of the internet, which is why they're generally very cruel and anti-intellectual places. Kiwifarms especially is built on the idea of punishing people for being unordinary.

You could say I'm reading too far into this, but I think it's a matter of some importance given most normies know more about soyjak party than actual 4chan at this point. I don't think every single soybaba is a bad person, especially irl, but their conduct online contributes directly to what I see as being the real societal decay we're facing (as opposed to it being trans people or whatever) which is the corrosion of interpersonality as the internet becomes more pronounced in everyday life and people become more atomized. This plays right into the hands of the corpos because a population preoccupied only with their own entertainment, and proactively self-isolating, is an easy market.

In essence, the soybaba is the unwitting foot soldier of the corpo, and generally they just act shitty on their own regardless.

Nitpicks:
>I don't find soyjaks funny except like the default soyjak
>soyquoting is the online equivalent of saying what someone else said in a funny voice
>site is infested with normalfags
<but didn't you say insulation is the problem here?
yes but also it's because they're built for mass appeal and advertise heavily in the culture rather than their growth being organic methinks but that's just a game theory and I could be wrong

 No.252870

>doesn't keep it brief
oh well

 No.252896

Sir Khazamki of Khazakstan drew the animation in the original post that we are seeing and that I identify with

 No.252897

This is the time to share our thoughts on our dear friend Khazamki

 No.252901

>>252897
He is quite a distinguished scholar of otaku culture methinks

 No.252912

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And I am the queen

 No.252917

>>252912
This makes you ac's mother

 No.252926

>>252917
Breast feeding time

 No.252936

>>252926
ac was nourished by pilk straight from the queens scepter

 No.252940

Unfortunately I am a victim of that monster tranny and I was guilted and manipulated into letting it cuddle with me, I started my journey attempting to help the poor creature and saw it as very similar to myself, but it has desperately attempted to control and kill me. My dear subjects, if you are reading this, hear my story, and help me escape from this creature. For the sake of more attention, I have changed my flags to the short format, but thankfully I am a virgin and the creature got no further than extorting me for some money while I negotiated with it

 No.252942

Currently I am calibrating my programs to prevent it from posting here any further and then it may be removed from my life fully

 No.252945

My next step is to examine the passwords system
I think I'm slow because I have this system set up so well that I am always relaxed and have full leverage

 No.252947

And now I see why I'm so slow, it is because everyone is protecting me and feels passionately towards my story of how I was manipulated and attacked by this terrible creature

 No.252956

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New sticky.

 No.252958

>>252956
I need your help sis

 No.252963

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>>252958
I'm at your service, my lord.

 No.252965


 No.252966

@ac when you're finished speaking to brazilcheyed shut your eyes and listen to this childhood kino.

On top of being heat generally, when you're on shrooms it transports you back to someplace between 1985 and 2009 and it restores your faith in humanity

 No.252972

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But I’m the pretty and ikemen prince
You can just be King of the Whales

 No.252977

>>252963
The suigintroon forces itself upon me demonically. If I try to dislodge it properly, it will activate leverage on me such as doxxing me. In this area I am very weak and helpless like a child, and I think you are very brave and noble. All I need is that you read my tale, and then I will have the power to move forward for the first time

 No.252978

>>252972
im your seme ojisan

 No.252984

>>252977
You love suigincoon

 No.252985

>>252978
Back off unc

 No.252986

>>252984
No my dear friend, thankfully I have written all that needs to be written for everyone and the world to understand my tale and what was forced upon me

 No.252988

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>>252985
dat bussy is unc owned
sorry not sorry

 No.252989

Despite what I wrote to our dear friend Brazilcheyed, I saw the light roughly an hour ago. If I cut all contact with the creature, the only thing they are able to do is contact anyone they are able, telling them my address or anything else they see as weaponry. But others can only look upon them with an absolute hatred and contempt, and that contempt comes from how much I am loved, and realizing how much I am truly loved, gave me this strength and power. I am now free in the Lord Jesus Christ. I realize I have always known you and served you on this earth, and that serving faithfully has given me hundreds upon hundreds of amazing friends and allies across many places. I realize that each one would feel sorrow and protect me.

 No.252990

We are now all free



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