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RABBIT RABBIT + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

File: 1706985078712.jpg (249.55 KB, 1000x1000, SQ_SNES_SuperMarioWorld.jpg)

 No.26764[Last 50 Posts]

>Being the most beloved jump&run protagonist? Leave it to me.

 No.26765

is mario saying it or yoshi saying it i cant tell

 No.26766

File: 1706985316025.png (66.77 KB, 220x211, Klonoa.png)

Get real!

 No.26769

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

 No.26772

>>26769
even doe vegeta is the most popular dragonhoe

 No.26780

when I was a little kid I would draw Mario stage ideas on several sheets connected with tape

 No.26782

>>26780
same i would also cut out my own mario enemies from paper and make them go through the stages with whatever one piece tier powerup moves i could come up with

 No.26984

>>26780
i did that too but then it devolved into me cutting out pictures of mario and various enemies i drew and having them battle it out in several big ebin fight scenes

 No.26985

smb3 bros keep coping

 No.26995

Wonder dethroned 3 as the best 2d mario

 No.27173

>>26995
It was ok but still kinda soulless compared to the nes/snes titles

 No.27177

>>27173
Mario had no soul before SMB3
The original games were generic as fuck

 No.27183

>>27177
fact check: super mario brothers 2: the Lost Levels is hyperborean sQvl

 No.27206

>>27177
smb2 is awesome even if it isn't mario

 No.27208

>>27206
mario practically absorbed everything from Doki Doki Panic anyway but I count SMB3 as the first mario game with real identity because of that

 No.27219

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 No.27223

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>>26984
>>26780
Did anyone else use to draw mario with fused powerups and shit? When I was a kid I used to draw mario with the tanooki suit and a cape or metal mario with the cape.

 No.27225

>>27223
hammer cape mario would sweep the floor with the blue rat's face

 No.29244

>>26765
They're both saying it in unison.
>>26780
I did. Shit was fun.

 No.29458

File: 1707685956395.mp4 (4.57 MB, 640x360, mXLqSkwNhvCO.mp4)


 No.29462

>>29458
I'm at the mayor's office and there's a Pan-African flag, the joke is that I'm humblebragging about being important and I'm owning the rw

 No.29485

>saved by sonic
>in his OWN GAME
KWAB

 No.29498

>>29485
That's just a retarded kid playing with toys doe

 No.29515

File: 1707701515158.png (164.87 KB, 696x962, KNEELio.png)

>>29485
Base Sonic-sama, if you can hear us, please, base Sonic-sama, please save us, please save us, Tabuu is killing us out here

 No.29524

>>29485
>fanfic game that nerfs star mario down so the blue rat stands a chance
OH NO NO NO

 No.29525

>>29524
fanfic is when the mario fan uninstalls discord

 No.29543

>>29525
fanfic is when the sonic fan stops microwaving and eating diapers.

 No.29544

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 No.29545

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>>29543
those cisgender idiots cant stop eating truchanpoop kek

 No.29546

File: 1707704485643.png (661.85 KB, 1107x1584, megaman1.png)

he won

 No.29547

File: 1707704711654.png (1.08 MB, 1366x768, 1634239112393.png)

>he's projecting his diaper fetish
G to the MEN…

 No.29573


 No.30189

File: 1707875115737.png (303.62 KB, 388x514, GODrio and SHITnic.png)

>>29547
Keep telling yourself that.

 No.30198

>>30189
>MARIO-SAMA… Your star power up was too strong…

 No.30199

>>29546
..the side character in Chadnic's CHADmic role.

 No.30235


 No.30251

File: 1707883411780.png (64.79 KB, 195x174, file.png)

>>29485
Never forget the fact that SHITrio canonically lost all olympic games to GOLDMEDALISTnic.
https://youtu.be/OIQn0ze6guc?si=HGP3ogFJ-0lU4Wa-&t=94

 No.30263

all sonic fans on bant use incel forums lmaooooooo

 No.30275

File: 1707887170873.jpg (188.37 KB, 826x1200, CUCKnic.jpg)

>>30251
SHARTnic's lucky none of the competitions were based upon having functional and well-built games.

 No.30276

>>30275
The well-built indian janitor vs the dysfunctional PSL monster

 No.30277

File: 1707887648989.png (642.71 KB, 1879x1384, nintendo.png)

>>30275
Most are misunderstood experimental meepers and more than functional, Sonic has higher peaks too.
>B-BUT SOYTENDO APPROVED CRITICS SAID-

 No.30278

File: 1707888220090.jpg (162.35 KB, 1000x1000, donkey-kong-country-1---bu….jpg)

>Being the most beloved jump&run protagonist? Leave it to me.

 No.30279

File: 1707888276724.gif (1.95 MB, 320x210, TARDnic BTFO.gif)

>redditjak
>retardbabble that even the most dedicated of sonicautists wouldn't believe if they had half of a brain
Post IGNORED
Opinion DISCARDED

 No.30281

>>30279
The only good mario games are experimental ones like Yoshi's Island and Inside Story while the only bad Sonic games are non-experimental like forces and lost word, not being able to grasp that games like shadow and battle are more enjoyable and worth more playtime than copy paste mario titles is insect brained

 No.30451

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>>30263
>>30275
bruh have some mercy

 No.30466

File: 1707969200478.gif (1.65 MB, 498x212, get_this_man_a_true.gif)

>>30278
was waiting for someone to say this

 No.31550

https://twitter.com/nimepeino/status/1752112520561639740
Why did mariocucks plant this falseflag

 No.31552

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 No.31560

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Gender-affirming 'toss

 No.31561

>>27177
The second game (international release) is the like the best platformer ever. Nigger.

 No.31580

File: 1708430321437.png (79.69 KB, 1200x1400, 1708345195394.png)

Sonic beats Mario at 2D platforming.
Mario beats Sonic at 3D platforming.

There's an alternate dimension where Sonic X-Treme was released for the Saturn and did beat SM64 at sales, and every Sonic since then became a rotating spheric 3D platformer.

 No.31839

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>>31580
no there isn't, alternate universes were just made up so that there could be more power scaling tiers in battleboarding discussions; they aren't actually real

 No.31850

>>31580
It's relevant because we live in this dimension or something

 No.31873

>>31580
This is the npc opinion but it is also the correct opinion

 No.35309

File: 1709401972446.mp4 (5.12 MB, 480x852, J_SakRj0c-0fvCan.mp4)


 No.35447

I dare a Mario fan to match the level of soul in this video
https://youtu.be/CoHgv-rKIKs

 No.35449

File: 1709435516772.jpg (53.61 KB, 699x1000, GHo8vZ9XYAA70z0.jpg)

Mariobrothers…not a good look…

 No.35451

>>35447
there's goombas at 0:27, proof that sonic is so inherently trash they need to rip sovl from mario in order to make a sovlful sonic fangame

 No.35454

File: 1709436200155.gif (319 KB, 900x900, 153478476403.gif)

>>35309
I enjoy this unironically

 No.35480

>Mario beats Sonic at 3D platforming.
Lol, lmao, 3D Mario levels are unimmersive piles of mediocrity overhyped by cuckolds, jump from 1x1x1 block to another 1x1x1 block *cough* 3D land/world *cough*, snoozefest, but of course since the bing bing wahoo man did it, it's a 10/10 to the soyjak.jpg collective, they don't make you look and say "Damn, I wish I LIVED in this bitch", few evoke that feeling, but not close to the goat, no Mario level will reach the aesthetic of Rooftop Run, the mystique of Kingdom Valley, the chaotic ambiance of Crisis City, the sense of urgency of Green Forest, or the complexity of Crazy Gadget… the list goes on.
>b-but
No.

 No.35482

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 No.35712

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SonicLORDS cannot stop winning.

 No.35745

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Sonic has 1 good 3D game, and It's a Doom mod, and slopes don't really work so there are no loops or pipe rails, therefore It's not even a Sonic game.

 No.35748

>>35745
Adventure is good… except for fishing

 No.35749

>>35748
Very good even

 No.35822

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top 4 things a sonictard looks under his bed for

 No.35837

>>35822
Kek mogs sonic's bald ass

 No.35838

>>35822
Why are they so dangerous.

 No.35839

Sonic has Michael Jackson, the italian manlet has Ye perhaps

 No.35853


 No.35854


 No.35875

>>35837
Sonic is covered in hair

 No.35876

File: 1709579675133.png (30.57 KB, 508x139, sonicwonbigly.PNG)

I understand being humbled by the last masculine blue-collar kid's character, but how the fuck do you get MOGGED by POKESOY. KEK! SONIC LOST

 No.35877

>>35876
Detective Pikachu's budget was 50% higher than both sonic movies, the sonic movies are far more profitable

 No.35882

File: 1709580207571.png (80.48 KB, 194x259, file.png)

>>35875
So true

 No.35883

>>35882
IT'S OFFICIAL

 No.35884

File: 1709580280927.png (3.24 KB, 55x48, noobface.PNG)

>>35877
Detective Pikachu:
Budget$150 million
Box office $450.1 million
Total Profit $300 million

CHADnic 1
Budget$90 million
Box office $319.7 million
Total Profit $229 million

CHADnic 2
Budget $110 million
Box office $405.4 million
Total Profit $295 million

We did it Chadnic. It only took 2 movies to beat 1 movie, but we did it.

 No.35885

>>35884
Who cares about that shit when Dune 2 is coming out

 No.35888

File: 1709580444786.png (314.92 KB, 478x475, 1703866489843.png)

>>35885
I watched dune 2 with my brother and some foids in the audience said shut up when the bald dude started talking.
bruuuutal man brooootal.

 No.35889

File: 1709580557619.png (23.15 KB, 232x207, baldmario.png)

>>35882
LMAOOOO MARIO IS BALDING

 No.35890

>>35888
He was 17 in this picture, I knew a ginger with a hugeass beard in school.

 No.35891

>>35888
Because he was a Harkonnen?
>>35889
bruh this is like NW -1

 No.35894

File: 1709581056525.jpg (132.13 KB, 994x1000, FCwOnGlWUAI18AA.jpg)

Oh, mama-mia. The angiogram just-a came back, and I'mma sorry Sonic, but I-a diagnose you with Coronary Artery Disease. We-a told you to go easy on the chili dogs. I give you 2 weeks to take Kiev. Game Over!

 No.35931

>>35894
poor lad

 No.35939

File: 1709585850841.jpg (49.71 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

>Oh, mama-mia. The angiogram just-a came back, and I'mma sorry Sonic, but I-a diagnose you with Coronary Artery Disease. We-a told you to go easy on the chili dogs. I give you 2 weeks to take Kiev. Game Over!

 No.35946

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 No.35947

>>35946
mario is actually an actor, smb3 confirms it

 No.35949

File: 1709587192204.jpg (273.77 KB, 1280x828, the-creation-of-mario-by-e….jpg)

>>35947
mario is not any one man holding any one occupation, he is an archetype, an idea, an integral member in the pantheon of the modern subpsyche, his immense popularity advantage in the real noosphere granting him nigh limitless power to trounce and flounce sonic every which way in the immaterium as their perpetual battle continues on for eternity immemorial

 No.35954


 No.35956

File: 1709588051028.jpg (149.04 KB, 1280x720, b4nny.jpg)

>>35839
Mario has B4nny, known for using Yomps as his secret ingredient for the world-renowned B4nnyBurger™

 No.35964

https://youtu.be/Y8OAsNXNInc?si=3BlSj0WGh4O4DDNa
>solid CHAD hates sonic, likes mario
Many such cases.

 No.35965

File: 1709589970365.png (658.34 KB, 2753x1538, lkui0k2gtpy81.png)

Popularity via Google.
Mario = THE ENTIRE CRADLE OF Human History & Achievement
CHADnic = latinx, 2 more weekenese, habibian-descendants

It's official. Mario = White. Sonic = Dysgenic Afrolatry-adjacents.

 No.35966

I am trans

 No.36251

new

 No.36253

>>35966
>sonic ip

 No.36255

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 No.36322

>>36255
the mariussy has to be insanae

 No.36328

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>>35966
For every 1 Mario fanfic there are 200 Sonic fanfics. Fact. Not even debatable it's just true and you know it.

 No.36522

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 No.36535

File: 1709691236511.png (424.32 KB, 659x341, 874.png)

final opinion on the matter

 No.36709

>>36522
Miyamoto was smart in handing off mario to the guy that made donkey kong jungle beat. He's already like toriyama in that he doesn't know what the fuck to do with the series anymore.

 No.36713

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>>35822
>don't worry sonic, we'll take care of them

 No.36722

File: 1709752512465.jpg (60.96 KB, 400x377, chara99_1.jpg)

>Leave the marioverse to me, CHADnic-Sama.

 No.37654

https://youtu.be/ET0fLFbVUZY?si=-o2bBstqKkreTW60
yfw LORDnic wears mario's toupee better

 No.37853

File: 1710109810434.jpg (68.61 KB, 640x839, Sonic.jpg)

Sonicbros… we have been REPLACED…

 No.37855


 No.37875

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 No.37885

File: 1710111980553-0.gif (1.54 MB, 250x140, 1683256116534311.gif)

File: 1710111980553-1.gif (1.56 MB, 250x140, 1696285730865688.gif)


 No.37892

>>37885
lole the fat plumber would've been toast if the goats didn't save his ass

 No.37896

>>37892
Even doe JOBnic and JOBdow didn't do anything and it was just the capsule falling that broke Bowser's metal shell.

 No.37906

>>37896
the fat plumber jobbed to a sub-capsule tier fodder couldn't be my goat

 No.37908

LOL!!!

 No.37909

>>37908
Holy beast

 No.37910

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 No.37914


 No.37917

>>37908
LOL!!!! MARIO PECKER IS LOSING LOL!!!!

 No.37920


 No.37928

>>37908
>Jobbed to jewtube
Done.

 No.38069

File: 1710178085291.jpg (513.44 KB, 750x533, IMG_E5251.JPG)

Dr. Mario Mario (5'1") MOGS Olgilvie Maurice the Unemployedhog (3'3"), ask Trump.

 No.38070

>>37910
STRONGio the STEADY

 No.38077

File: 1710178980191.jpg (674.7 KB, 2480x3508, 1710171225544.jpg)

Mario website.

 No.38087

File: 1710179508262.jpg (183.24 KB, 720x1280, 198779cd042dc45f754fca3301….jpg)

Don't let mario fauxtaku look at Yuyuko's hat. They don't deserve the BTFOing.

 No.38090

File: 1710179764568.png (50.9 KB, 201x501, Th13Yuyuko.png)

>>38087
What's the matter?

 No.38100

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File: 1710180858674-1.png (228.06 KB, 549x547, dreamcast.PNG)

>>38087
>An icon of a console that SEGA killed themselves with on the hat of a character that killed herself
BRILLIANT PLAY, MARIOBROS.

 No.38105

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 No.38107

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>>38100
>The English manual for Super Mario Bros. 2 describes Birdo as a man who "thinks he is a girl" and would prefer to be called Birdetta… Birdo is also depicted as being romantically involved with Yoshi.

 No.38116

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>>38087
she rapes little boys

 No.38120

File: 1710182415847.gif (Spoiler Image, 12.22 MB, 480x480, 686624f7ed67e54f7c36604361….gif)

>>38116
NO SHE DOESN'T! I-IT'S ALL LIES! BY… THE JEWS!

 No.38122

File: 1710182481437.png (221.16 KB, 478x591, mario.PNG)

>>38107
>Referred to as "Birdo" instead of Birdetta like xe prefers
>0 recognizability as a "Mario" character
>original game is called Doki Doki Literature Club or something liek that but was rebranded for Nikocadian-Americans
>only friend is sacrificed to bottomless pits everyday for a double jump

 No.38123

>>38122
Luigi DOMINATES the bible belt god fucking damn

 No.38126

File: 1710182988176.jpg (76.21 KB, 461x435, 1573538903726.jpg)

>Vivian (Japanese: ビビアン, Hepburn: Bibian) is a character appearing in the 2004 role-playing video game Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door […] In the original Japanese version and some European translations, she is a transgender woman, while the script in English releases was altered to remove any mention of her transgender status.
Oh hell nah, ALLYio is SLAUGHTERING every chÜdcel out there today

 No.38131

File: 1710183178068.jpg (152.56 KB, 1280x720, p06xj8jl.jpg)

What's all this?- pickin' on Mario? OUR MARIO?
We're gonna whack that hedgehog cocksucka while he chokes down a chilidog if youse keep this up.

 No.38132

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>>38126
>>In the original Japanese version and some European translations [HEADCANON] is [HEADCANON]
DONE.

 No.38134

File: 1710183363229.jpg (184.23 KB, 2000x2000, 1710011454581.jpg)

>The *Italian* version, in particular, emphasizes her status as a trans woman by having Vivian express pride in having transitioned;[6] she pushes back against her sister's bullying by saying "I'm proud to have turned into a woman!
OH MY GOD, IT'S A BLOODBATH, YOU ACTUALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

 No.38136

>>38134
Italian version is a noncanon localization, thoughever.

 No.38137

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>>38126
>well-known JRPG
>alphabet character
Every. Fucking. Time.
Why are Japs OBSESSED? Stop playing slopPGs.

 No.38142

>>38137
is there actually any exception to this rule im actually curious i remember even in ff7 cloud did faggot shit in 1 area

 No.38164

mario vs sonic

 No.38569

PEKORA IS PLAYING MARIO

 No.38571

>>38569
now poopio will die like tf2, based

 No.38711


 No.38721

>>38711
None of this is legible for 1-C let alone outer, superspaces are still bound by dimensionality.
And Sonic is beyond VSBW's tiering so it really doesn't matter.

 No.38722

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 No.38730

>>38122
Why do blacks like bowser

 No.38731

>>38122
Erm, why isn't peach an option

 No.39567

File: 1710610770769.jpg (72.11 KB, 971x702, FOjJuiSXEAU-exE.jpg)

sonic has been claimed by the black community, he's a BROTHA through and through he got dat BBC = Blue blur cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RPh4cqVsDU
mario crakkas could never

 No.45458

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 No.52225

saw my coworker play Tradio on the Switch today at work.

 No.52226

>>52225
Which one? Wonder?

 No.52230

>>52226
dont know just heard bing bing wahoo

 No.52231


 No.52365

File: 1715081946394.jpg (143.51 KB, 516x608, Clownpiece pistol.jpg)

>>30275
>Jmantime
Kidding, I enjoy is autistic works of art actually.

 No.52367

File: 1715083938439.png (363.94 KB, 354x433, file.png)

*blocks your path*

 No.52369

I used to play troonic when I was a lil snot and I'm fully aware that no sonic game is good
Mustache polaktslian is probably shit too
>>37853
'm

 No.52412

>>52369
through very hazy memories I can tell sonic adventure is good

 No.52413

>>52369
I played classic sonic a lot on the console of the son of my mothers friend

 No.52424

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Adventures and heroes were alright

 No.52425

>>52424
someone should make this in real life i think. marisa pudding i would totally eat it :)

 No.52471

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>>35309
Holy BASED SwitchARYAN GODtendo fan

 No.58346

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If there are any time travelers reading this, please go back to 2001 and get Fumihide Aoki in charge of the bingbingwahoo characters.

 No.65615

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 No.65616

>>65615
I'm being told by an multidimensional force not to google what Sonic's ambassador means

 No.72522

>>52413
Hello Biggie Smalls



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