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/trp/ - Touhou Roleplay - Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th)

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/bant/ - Brazil Random

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>Connor Murphy
👀

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>>272590
Isn't that the guy who did shrooms and went crazy (due to hair loss)

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>>272591
He started losing a bit of his sanity due to hair loss then did a large dose of datura and started eating scat and other people's cum

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Brazil needs to be stopped

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>>272769
superior indian genetics made him more resilient

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>>272768
>>272769
>death by technobreak
>after cumming 74 times
pathetic

 No.272827

This guy's face changes drastically as if it's another person depending on the angle you look at him.

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>>272827
My maxmilla or whatever is super crooked like that

 No.272888

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#2 Chad Androgenic… has fallen.

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>>272888
WE LOVE DUTASTERIDE
WE LOVE DUTASTERIDE

 No.273101

Imagine this:

You're the #2 ranked Chad on the global PSL leaderboard. 8.7 rating. Jawline that could cut glass. Hunter eyes. Perfect NW0 hairline that's been carrying your entire online presence since day one.

You're livestreaming to 50,000 viewers. The donations are flowing. Women are typing "king" in the chat. Your cortisol is at an all time low. Life is good.

A truecel walks into frame. You don't even register him. He's a 3.2 at best. Recessed chin. Negative canthal tilt. The kind of guy who gets framemogged by his own shadow. You keep talking.

Then he reaches over and rips your hairpiece clean off your skull.

Fifty thousand people watch your NW0 become a NW6 in 0.3 seconds. The chat goes from "king" to "NORWOOD" faster than you can cover your head. You've been brutally hairmogged by a man whose genetics you wouldn't trade a single follicle for.

Your five hyperdimensional intergalactic prime Emma Watson space Latinas who were watching the stream simultaneously close their laptops. The donations stop. Someone clips it. It's trending in 4 minutes.

The truecel holds your wig above his head like a trophy. For one glorious moment he is the most powerful man on the internet. Not through ascension. Not through surgerymaxxing. Through pure unhinged wig extraction. The most regarded power move in livestream history.

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I'm so glad I live in Poland

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>I'm so glad I live in Poland

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>>273107
Can't be real, there are no male prostitutes

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>>273108
they work at daytime

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>>273107
I'll take it as long as no one there knows what "mogging" is

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>>273107
Can't be real, where's whale

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>>273111
Nothing lasts forever

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>>273115
missed

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