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 No.6122

日本語が話せます

 No.6127

わかった

 No.6128

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you know that using the polite form online is cringe

 No.6129

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Babe. Tousen Sakuya.

 No.6133

>>6122
>>6129
protect sakuya <3

 No.6138

>>6128
お前はきもいだ

 No.6140

>>6138
i think you can drop the copula too if it's just a simple adjective

 No.6143

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 No.6145

>>6143
My otaku career is finished

 No.6150

手は誰の?

 No.6193

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polite form online is respectful and makes me act the same in return

 No.6204

When it comes to speaking "le polite" in languages I mix 'n match that shit leik spicy or not spicy fried chicken. Online and real life. Sometimes, I even test people with it. Unless the person hails from a "civilised" or educated background no one cares.

 No.6216

japs arent like you spics they are more like germans and using the polite form outside of a formal context will make you sound like a huge dork

 No.6217

ok
dork

 No.6218

ok double dork

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 No.10812

my stance remains unfaltering

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わかさぎ姫スレッド

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>p35
yeah this is important or something

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>>19888
>Unfollowed. Child groomer

 No.21872

Uppsala

 No.26921

ニーガー

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>>10811
a cup tits award

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>>26923
those are at least a B

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 No.29652

>>26923
dont hate her for being a flat QUEEN.
Hate her for being western.

 No.29762

>>6122
uhh watashi no nihongo ga heta desu
(hakujin janai >< adhd retard desuyo)
+ kono pasokon wa IME janai
demo sukoshi wa benkyoushimasu!!!

 No.29768

>>29652
White womans must dress up as touhous tho

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 No.35367

>>35128
>otaku "humour"

 No.35491

>>35128
ghost has nice tits and vagina spreading is a nice social commentary on situation in the palestine and world in general

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Rule 1: Make everything about Sonic

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>>49049
holy shit

 No.49084

ふたなりのちんぽが大好き

 No.49092

>>49084
これ、本当にこれ

 No.49100

いいぞ これ

 No.49101

>>49100
Foo↑ 気持ちぃ~

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>>49049
Immaculate

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 No.65431

>>65427
Finally kirkore tano*shit keks wont be scared shitless by the sheer greatness and splendour of USAO's likes

 No.65435

>>65431
That's miiverse

 No.65438

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>>65435
Its Elon MRAKs making likes private

 No.65449

こんにちはbantcultureの皆さん、げんきですか?

 No.65454

>>65438
Cirno snailわ文化的に重要です

 No.65456

>>65454
Do you know Japanese

 No.65483

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ぼったくりは絶対許さない

 No.65485

>>65456
i have been learning for a few months using a combination of duolingo, anki, and genki but i am still not proficient

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>>65427
This you?

 No.71925

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どう考えても租税はぼったくりだ

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 No.75018

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zun sakuya is made to be hugged

 No.76436

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homophones overload

 No.80298

https://x.com/chijomisasub/status/1747879145106014374
this is the mindset of whytes who are learning japanese

 No.80300

>>80298
Foot too long, this is why I'm a lolicon

 No.80301

>>80298
norwoody woodpecker

 No.82817

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写生しようぜ

 No.85205

Sonic

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 No.86759

>>86758
The wignat spanish twitter guy called me Albert

 No.87278

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>ソニック

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>>35128
I think that’s enough bant for me today

 No.89534

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 No.89536

>>89534
this has inmu vibes

 No.89537

>>89534
>when you mention pads near head meido

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>>92801
Submissive

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 No.93124

あ、チルノちゃんがすきです。どう?

 No.93126

>>93124
はい、好きです

 No.93301

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シカ word easily remembered

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 No.94281

>>94271
she's so chic…

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 No.98103

>counters

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 No.105840

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溶解している妖怪

 No.105853

やったぜ。 投稿者:変態糞土方 (8月16日(水)07時14分22秒)

昨日の8月15日にいつもの浮浪者のおっさん(60歳)と先日メールくれた汚れ好きの土方のにいちゃん
(45歳)とわし(53歳)の3人で県北にある川の土手の下で盛りあったぜ。
今日は明日が休みなんでコンビニで酒とつまみを買ってから滅多に人が来ない所なんで、
そこでしこたま酒を飲んでからやりはじめたんや。
3人でちんぽ舐めあいながら地下足袋だけになり持って来たいちぢく浣腸を3本ずつ入れあった。
しばらくしたら、けつの穴がひくひくして来るし、糞が出口を求めて腹の中でぐるぐるしている。
浮浪者のおっさんにけつの穴をなめさせながら、兄ちゃんのけつの穴を舐めてたら、
先に兄ちゃんがわしの口に糞をドバーっと出して来た。
それと同時におっさんもわしも糞を出したんや。もう顔中、糞まみれや、
3人で出した糞を手で掬いながらお互いの体にぬりあったり、
糞まみれのちんぽを舐めあって小便で浣腸したりした。ああ~~たまらねえぜ。
しばらくやりまくってから又浣腸をしあうともう気が狂う程気持ちええんじゃ。
浮浪者のおっさんのけつの穴にわしのちんぽを突うずるっ込んでやると
けつの穴が糞と小便でずるずるして気持ちが良い。
にいちゃんもおっさんの口にちんぽ突っ込んで腰をつかって居る。
糞まみれのおっさんのちんぽを掻きながら、思い切り射精したんや。
それからは、もうめちゃくちゃにおっさんと兄ちゃんの糞ちんぽを舐めあい、
糞を塗りあい、二回も男汁を出した。もう一度やりたいぜ。
やはり大勢で糞まみれになると最高やで。こんな、変態親父と糞あそびしないか。
ああ~~早く糞まみれになろうぜ。
岡山の県北であえる奴なら最高や。わしは163*90*53,おっさんは165*75*60、や
糞まみれでやりたいやつ、至急、メールくれや。
土方姿のまま浣腸して、糞だらけでやろうや。

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 No.105977

>>105853
I get it

 No.106366

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 No.109546

>>109544
I predicted the ending

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>>116596
sakuya = me
meiling being dumped = me dumping clutch
meiling dead = my chinese racing slicks

 No.116613

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>>116612
Marisa - west
Moko - niggerz
reiyume - other niggerz

 No.116614

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>>116613
mokou is a nigger ….

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yea

 No.116642

listening comprehension has improved
I understood much

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>BBC king Morocco

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バカじゃないの

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>>119204
She looks so cute as the maid 💜🩶💜

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 No.131377

>>131364
I hate this, not because of any of the content, but because of the buff Big sprite. Big is NOT meant to have muscles

 No.131384

私はホモで、ふたなりが大好きです

 No.131390

>>131384
わかったよ
でも画像が見えてないね

 No.131395

>>131390
ふたなりだった

 No.131396

>>131395
よかった

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arabbros

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 No.146583

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ちんぽ

 No.146589

I am trying to learn but im retarded

 No.146596

I learned really fast for the first year (2023) but over the next year lost my passion for learning. I would be epic at japanese now if I hadn't stopped.

 No.146601

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>>146596
This but with drawing and reading. I wonder how bernkastal Russian Maggy poster keeps his reading consistent in this age of media slop

 No.146602

>>146601
Who r u?

 No.146603

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>>146602
>Who are you? I don't see your name on the discord server

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 No.146605

>>146603
Holy kek, bant trannies BTFO

 No.146610

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>>146605
it wasnt funny enough to be a btfo of any kind sir

 No.146628

>>146601
Ive only read about 20 books this year tho, its rookie numbers

 No.146629

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AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 No.146633

>>146629
what happens now

 No.146635

>>146633
Flandere starts managing your ejaculations (she annihilates your balls)
Alternatively Wemy manages your ejaculations (she manipulates fate into giving your permanent ED)
Alternatively Patchouli manages your ejaculations (you catch asthma in her library and get coughing fits every time you get close to cooming)
Alternatively China manages your ejaculations (you take up her post as a permanent guard gate while she goes back home to China)(at least you get to rape an occasional passerby fairy)
Alternatively Cirno manages your ejaculations (she freezes your balls and smashes them)
Alternatively Rumia manages your ejaculations (you just get vored (but hey maybe its your fetish))

Choose your destiny

 No.146637

>>146635
He refused to include koakuma because that would be too good an outcome and he's a masochist basically

 No.146641

>>146637
blud discriminated against daiyousei :grimacing:

 No.146645

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>>146641
>l*li
yeah sorry pedo i stay 10 feet away from your kind, not out of moral disgust but because your kind smell like shit in an indian outhouse

 No.146647

>>146645
That's one of the cleanest places you can be in India all the poo is outside

 No.146648

>>146645
Okay but you said nothing about Flandere or Wemy or Cirno or Rumia, so yeah, im thinking your bigoted towards Daiyosei actually

 No.146652

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>>49049
Sonic Worldian Remilia looks pure evil.
This begs the question though, if Touhou characters are Sonic Worldians instead of Eggman Worldians in the Sonic universe, does that mean Sonic characters would be Youkai in the Touhou Universe?

 No.146675

>>146648
You don't have to justify yourself, cunnyCHAD.

 No.146694

>>146675
Not justifying anything (we paedogods own this site anyways) just pointing out a flaw in his logic

 No.146695

I meant to say

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