we need more general generators to generally generate more generated generals or tako neštoi'll start.>be me>looksmaxxed fakcel trutaku>see a girl that i have been seeing out for a date>she says yes>pogger.png>start talking about anime, games

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/greentexts/- general Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 07:41:48 No.67568

we need more general generators to generally generate more generated generals or tako nešto
i'll start.
>be me
>looksmaxxed fakcel trutaku
>see a girl that i have been seeing out for a date
>she says yes
>pogger.png
>start talking about anime, games, politics
>mention how I like touhou
>she says "me too!"
>froghappy.png
>she asks me if i browse 4chan too
>say yes
>femceltradwife.png incoming
>asks me if i browse bantculture
>frogsweating.png
>mutter out y..yee…s. yees..
>says "i knew it!"
>stands up
>grabs my waist
>pulls out a BFC 10 times bigger than the size of my tmp (tiny moid pecker)
>whatthesigma.png
>starts brutally ass raping me
>i try to fight but its futile
>mfw i see light
>mutter out "miyamoto… take me…"
>she ejaculates and throws me to the ground
>left twitching and half-conscious
>justlikemyevangelion.png
>throws a 20 dollar bill and says "keep the change you fucking weeb"
>starwarsstrongfemalegirlboss.png
>close my eyes and think of my nintendo switch

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 07:43:48 No.67569

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noooo dude greentext stories are for leddit bro only le cringe normie likes greentext story bro who are you quoting bro

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 07:52:20 No.67570

el gato

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 07:57:46 No.67571

>>67569
No arrow

Madokanon 06/20/24 (Thu) 09:27:58 No.67585

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the joke is buzzwords and sex

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 09:30:58 No.67586

>>67585
Heyyyyy wanna play tarkov i know you like it

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 09:40:46 No.67587

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reddit overdose

Madokanon 06/20/24 (Thu) 09:41:31 No.67588

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>>67586
that game is really really shit i can only be bothered to play it with friends
can u even get a pc capable of running it properly there

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 12:35:37 No.67648

>>67588
>can u even get a pc capable of running it properly there
Duh 🙄 although my province is shit when it comes to these stuff so i have to order them from Baghdad

Madokanon 06/20/24 (Thu) 12:39:16 No.67649

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>>67648
>Baghdad
cool the mutts must've left some gaming pcs laying around while they were running

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 12:40:40 No.67650

>>67649
What the fuck is wrong with you

Madokanon 06/20/24 (Thu) 12:44:07 No.67652

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>>67650

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 12:45:04 No.67653

>>67652
How did you do that

Madokanon 06/20/24 (Thu) 12:52:49 No.67654

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>>67653
the developers are russian so the very first thing i did when they added vaulting was try to go through walls and it worked within 10 minutes of trying

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 12:53:42 No.67655

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can the turkroach man please go back to his containment thread and stop blogposting like blud i didnt order a yappucino quit yapping nigga you're scaring the gyatts -1000 aura negative rizz

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 12:55:24 No.67656

>>67655
It's my fault sorry

Madokanon 06/20/24 (Thu) 12:57:37 No.67657

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