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 No.31879[View All]

>The first trailer for #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree will be revealed in 16 hours. Join us at 15:00 UTC.
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 No.116478

and it has dark souls bosses? not canon I guess

 No.116508

>>116477
omfg hecking soyeye queen and soyfree the golden i am pogging with a rager at marikas feet

 No.116510

I fucking hate Snoy and Microshit, now there’s literally no AAA game developers left in the market. These fucking kikes buy out anything that could potentially make money in a short time, even if they ditch them out 5 years later.
Snoy had Japan Studio and they fucking destroyed it.
>they also have Spike Chunsoft
say goodbye to your Dragon Ball games lmao

 No.116511

>>116510
Don't worry wait 30 years once the big corpos discard all the games they parasitized big gov will finally step in to breakup the game monopoly

 No.116520

>>116477
im putting together a team

 No.116534

>>116510
IGN: It seems that, given recent news, it's possible that Nightreign could potentially be From Software's last multi-platform game. Do you have any thoughts on the potential Sony acquisition of From Software?

Junya Ishizaki: To be perfectly honest, we just don't know right now at the moment where the discussion currently is at. If it's taking place, we're not privy to it.

>yeah bro we totally don't care

 No.116536

>>116477
No PVP? No buy.

 No.116576

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>>116477
i thought this piece of shit game couldnt be more copy pasted
how are they featuring the generic jobber soldier in the promo material. everyone killed over 9000 of them already
holy fuck i hate fromsoft so much

 No.116594

>google elden ring torrent
>get horse pics
>google bloodborne rom
>get spider pics
piracy is killed

 No.116615

>>116594
worstge gives worst results
should have websearched for the original trilogy before the enshittening: des, das or das2

 No.116618

>>116615
umm this is a joke about er having horse called torrent and bb having spider called rom

 No.116622

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>>116618
i didnt get it

 No.116632

>>116622
people who try to torrent elden ring will get horse instead

 No.116647

>>116632
you know, er was cracked on release day and some people said it ran better
i just steam shared it from my gamerbro and made a unoptimized roleplay sl1 pvp build that wasn't fun because er sucks balls
i beat the game but i think only sekiro was less enjoyable to me

 No.116651

>>116647
>some people said it ran better
it did because of no anticheat, also required changing gpu settings to not stutter for many people
sekiro is a masterpiece though

 No.116664

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 No.116681

It's literally fortnite but elden ring

 No.116785

tried bloodborne emulation and it's very impressive, pretty much playable but has some graphical bugs and sometimes crashes

 No.116934

Bruh if I gooned to Marika does that mean I gooned to radagon does that mean I'm gay?

 No.116936

>>116934
everyone on bint goons to touhou crossdressing anyway

 No.116937

>>116936
Bruh I think that's just you admitting u gay

 No.116938

>>116936
This is just the most unfounded thing

 No.116941

>>116937
>>116938
I knew it would be instant pph boost

 No.116946

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>>116936
unfounded

 No.117405

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banttroons be like

 No.124319

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how the fuck is elden ring woke?

 No.124361

>>124319
because it's kusoge

 No.124362

>>124319
doesnt have a boob slider

 No.124363

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speaking of dark souls boobs
i just started a challenge mod for das2 and im going to use this boob armor for the entire game

 No.130603

Average elden fortnite player be like

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 No.130665

>centipede demon fight has dark souls music
oh my fanservice kino

 No.137011

https://www.tiktok.com/@cmz4six/video/7482020669719317782
bro just casually leaking nightreign on tiktok 💀

 No.146967

Bumo

 No.148137

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>Bumo

 No.148740

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>>116594
Bruh just stop using Google, they've sucked since 2014 plus Alphabet inc. is le evil.
Use Brave and DuckDuckGo and you'll actually find shit again, on a more extreme case scenario you could always use Yandex but I run a virtual machine before using that because I'm afraid of Russian Kutaka haxxing me.

 No.148743

>>116594
Just use rutracker or the 'bay (yes i got the epic joke though)
>>116615
DkS2 doesnt belong on the list though, its des, dks and bb

 No.148745

confirmed dark souls bosses in nightreign (either officially or through the tiktok leaker)
>centipede demon
>gaping dragon
>duke's dear freja
>nameless king
>dancer of the boreal valley
I hope we get O&S
>>148740
okay let me rewrite the joke
>duckduckgo elden ring torrent
>get horse pics
>duckduckgo bloodborne rom
>get spider pics
piracy is killed

 No.148748

>>148745
We will get pinwheel instead of biggie and smalls sorry, my father works for miyzaki corporation btw

 No.150287

overview trailer in 9 hours

 No.150318

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Miyazaki is not at the helm yet doll fetish still made it in

 No.150319

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maggycore

 No.150322

>>150319
Im calling it now, this is just gonna be a pre-timeskip tRanni

 No.150435

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>>150287
new fanservice has arrived

 No.150458

The narrator sounds like AI

 No.150688

Are you guys going to buy the game though

 No.150732

>>150688
I'm a proper frompiggy and have been preordering everything* from them since DS3, although I already know nightreign won't be a hit like ER was

*not counting deracine and metal wolf chaos remaster

 No.150734

>>150732
I kinda want to buy it too desu but im not sure if i`ll be home at launch and if i dont play it on release its not gonna be as epic
ughhhhhh why couldnt my parents be gigarich and just let me live a hikkineet life, what could have been…..

 No.150735

>>150734
If you didn't have wageslavery than you would have never lost your virginity! Thank God for work!

 No.150736

>>150735
so i "lost my virginity" somehow eventhough its a common knowledge im only going to have s*x with a touhoubro cosplayer and theres none of those here?

 No.150738

>>150736
So you're saying the fat girl was actually a fat trans queen? Mama mia

 No.150743

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>>150738
Now you`re just saying absurdities so people are less likely to believe you (no one fell for it in the first place anyways), therefore i btfoed you using facts and logic
Its honestly pretty scary how smart i am to bait you like this

 No.150744

>>150738
damn, time no leave bint, there are no people like me here anymore

 No.150745

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>>150744
We still have ade and suigintou transqueen though

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 No.150755

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>>150751
brutal

 No.150759

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 No.150762

>>150745
wait that means we don't have you
nice self report

 No.150763

>>150762
Ummmmmmmmm……..nooooooooooooooooooo??????

I just exluded myself because it was too obvious, mmkay? Dont question it or something

 No.150765

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 No.150774

>>150763
why is this youmu devouring a tiny red human

 No.150777

>>150774
Once upon a time when i bought a gunpla (gundam plamo (plastic model) for you unjapanese gaijins)(i think it was Hyakku Shiki MG (Master grade)) the package had a little red figurine (like one of those toy soldiers or something….althought not many peoples here will get this reference because im the only old one here) of character from gundam animes called Char Aznable (you mightve heard of him), you were supposed to paint him but i didnt and he stayed red, almost exactly like the shape in the sticker, it wasnt very big though, about the size of my nail i guess (although the one i got from Master Gundam was pretty big, about the normal anime figurine size, but you were supposed to put the little one inside the robot i guess anyway).

To put it short boy-youmu is chewing on a toy soldiers to extract estrogens from plastic to preserve her youth and beauty or something like that

 No.150780

>>150763

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 No.150784

Finally watched the overview trailer and duchess/executioner gameplay looks pretty kino, i guess i`ll play those if i did end up buying the game

 No.150803

>>150736
>im only going to have s*x with a touhoubro cosplayer
amen

 No.150813

>>150688
prolly

 No.151320

just realized rya says she's feeling cold when you first meet her in liurnia because snakes are cold blooded

 No.151539

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 No.151546

>>151539
Black souls saved my life.

 No.151547

blacked hoes saved my life

 No.151550

>>151539
I played dark souls and im still a fucking loser. What gives?

 No.151564

>>151550
You still have to beat DkS2, DkS3 and incel ring dlc, unless then no winner in life status for you

 No.151566

>>151564
buy me it

 No.151569

>>151566
You are richer than me because you`re american so you should buy games yourself (for my entertainment) and for me too since you live in the land of free money doe

 No.151607

>>151569
Even doe America is a 3rd world pisshole

 No.151609

>>151607
evendoe you`re neeting and can still afford to travel the world therefore meaning you`re hella rich and have to help your thirld world brothas financially via buying them videogames?

 No.151611

>>151609
Even doe i can only travel the world when i sleep on the floor next to smelly trans queens

 No.151612

>>151611
>Even doe i can only travel the world when i sleep on the floor next to smelly trans queens

 No.151613

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 No.151617

>>151613
I really, really, really like this image.

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 No.151645

>>151550
dark souls saves your life in the sense that it makes you able to spot a tiny diamond in a pile of shit
youtube essay makers say how it made them neva give up or something but Miyazaki himself said that there are people who simply won't succeed in life and these games are there for them so they can get that sense of accomplishment that's out of reach in real world but that's okay because the world is a shitty place so you can just lower your expectations and enjoy little things

 No.151719

>>151645
I could just play a better "hard" game tho
Any action game past normal difficulty
Any shmup
any fighting game
any online shooter
Any arcade game
Dark souls is a meeper still but mainly because of its lore and level design.

 No.151723

>>151645
also link el difficultidad saying that

 No.151727

>>151723
can't find it, either the jews removed it or I exaggerated whatever the actual quote was

 No.151745

neww

 No.151749

the new boss soundtrack is quite peculiar, I wonder if it's work of kota hoshino who is apparently one of the composers

 No.151946

libra seems to be all about balance hence the name and scale
looks like baphomet who is apparently a symbol of balance
offers you a buff but also gets a bonus if you choose it
uses both holy and frenzied flame spells
has a staff with a hand on it which could symbolize union of 2 fingers and 3 fingers who are opposites
saging myself because no one cares

 No.151950

also balances two fighting styles (melee and magic)

 No.153535

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demon of song

 No.153660

>>153535
this picture goes unbelievably hard. bumped

 No.153667

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me n bint

 No.153668

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Miyazaki drawing looking like georgejak

 No.154002

>>153667
You are cute and valid (on the left)

 No.154004

>>153668
love the palico in the corner

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so much sovl

 No.154292

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 No.154365

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>>154292
The Collector! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

 No.155304

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