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 No.234168[Reply]

Nothing will recreate the feeling of reading its article the first time, the feeling that you just stumbled upon a document that the state tried to hide that would actually question your entire reality if there be any truth to it and that it be more than just a 4chan shitpost.
This is why SCP-173 will always be a league above all other SCP articles. You can have an entire EmpLemon vid about it how it can't be replicated.
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 No.234223

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>SCP
I miss old SCP. It used to be cool before the children found it. Then again, being a part of people's childhood is kind of part of its identity so I can't be too mad at it I guess. SCP isn't *directly* responsible for this I suppose but I hate that it popularized "science-horror". Now every new horror thing that comes out, every new wannabe creepypasta, has some connection to some shadowy government organization or it's through the lens of a partially classified report or some shit, or worse, it's le secret experiment by le evil corporation, all this new hororslop is trying to ape either SCP or FNAF and in a lot of cases both. I 'membah when horror was just fun and not meant to be overexplained or given too much backstory. Slenderman literally has no backstory, his whole thing is he's a tall guy with no face who kills you for no reason, and slenderman is fuckin awesome.

Anyhow I'm actually playing Containment Breach rn, it's pretty fun even unmodded. I think they did a good job giving you little hints and nibbles at 9341's backstory and it's cool that he was supposedly a researcher before being demoted to Class-D for researching some restricted thing or other. The SCP mythos is really interesting and I like the way it was at least initially designed. The Ethics Committee is a good read/listen and the splinter groups are cool for the most part. The GOC are objectively correct and you can't tell me otherwise. Some SCPs are cool like 999 and 500 but I see no reason not to put 173 into a trash compactor and call it a day. The Foundation are irresponsible imo for just casually keeping things like 173 around for the sake of "muh science".

Chaos Insurgency fills the role of the anti-Foundation pretty well but they're kinda retarded when you think about it for more than 5 minutes
>We hate the Foundation because ?????
>In order to subvert the Foundation we will attack their facilities and release potentially world ending monsters into the wild
>We are the good guys
It's hard to fathom why anyone would actually join the CI beyond being accelerationist. I suppose "Chaos" is in the name but still, it's flimsy writing and I'd prefer it if they were more of an anti-hero faction that opposed the Foundation on ethical grounds (for example, using human guinea pigs) and called them out on their shortcomings (why kPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>>234171
>riiya keeps drawing his oc getting cockmogged by futahus

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>>234168
I remember I read a story where some boomer stumbled into SCP slop while talking to chatGPT lol.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/geoff-lewis-scp-foundation-cyberpsychosis

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>>236566
these are the people who control our lives

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>>236566
Grandpa tweaking



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 No.235249[Reply]

Mrow 😻
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 No.236565

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>>236218
its too late
i already made his appointment
its joever

 No.236573

>>236565
Rip cat. I don't believe in neutering or spaying because I'm an empath and god gave me an innate connection to all things living but I don't judge you for making that decision because cat piss is annoying yo

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>>236573
is it really empath to allow creatures to reproduce creating vile offspring that will likely not find homes and be put down in shelters

 No.236585

>>236584
I process empathy on a personal emotional level and not a systemic level because I am a caveman


Serious note, I'd say just keep ur animals indoors or on a leash or whatever so they don't go around fucking things but I guess if you want your pets to be free range and all that it makes more sense, idk where u live or under what conditions so u do u

 No.236586

>>236585
fair enough but clearly a lot of retards dont do that we have a lot of neighbors that let their cats roam
every night i hear them brawling its a little funny ngl but its still bad because they also spread diseases to each other our last cretin was infected with feline leukemia so that was tragic
basically we cant have nice things because niggers and jews



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 No.236421[Reply]

work done
i missed my bed
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>>236432
I'm hung like a horse, thank you very much

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>>236434
Horse in question:

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 No.236582

>>236437
Kekaroonies



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 No.31196[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Name says it all - Post rock and metal and related stuff here
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>>222779
Daktah wahwee

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 No.226060

>>226059
Rzhali vsem feisbukom

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 No.236564

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Ozzmosis has got to be the peak of Ozzy Osbourne as a vocalist in his solo career.



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 No.232636[Reply]

Aw hell nah bruh she made the futa potion that tpg talks about!!! 💀
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 No.232854

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>>232825
Wtf me too.

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idgi

 No.232866

>>232865
He means take the bullets that my gun will shoot like a good boy o Algo

 No.233023

>>232825
You were small genitals?!

 No.236547

he was so incredibly right for this one



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 No.114817[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

You will go out and photo random stuff
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 No.232345

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>>232329
лikѣ мѣ

 No.236506

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Obscene tomato.

 No.236509

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>>236506
Why the fuck is it spinning?

 No.236527

>>236506
t-t-tanuki!?

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>>236509
It doesnt like to be touched by you. You are giving her the ick.



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 No.236539[Reply]

Brandon Curington

 No.236540

no we do not give the special cuts to children

 No.236543

дай мне всю жiрну тiлу

скiльки гарный це член, сучко?

кОрОль вэлiких хлопцiв



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 No.163925[Reply]

>Insect populations had declined by 75% in less than three decades
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>>236534
autopig works fast, missed this one

 No.236537

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>Deleting porn

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>>236537
When those womenses are 40 they will be hitched up to some white boomer ass husband who loves football and beer and eats his steak rare and he will being like "uhhrrrr… babe… what's that tattoo mean?"

 No.236541

>>236538
>Nuffin, hun… it means I am conservative… and love America.

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>>236541
>i am conservative
that's actually what this icon means



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 No.236512[Reply]

choleric won sanguine lost.

 No.236513

he has a sanguine jawline in that pic

 No.236514

>>236513
pic not related or something

 No.236521

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>>236512
ev&oe phlegmaticCHADS won

 No.236526

>>236521
I say this



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 No.236502[Reply]

test

 No.236505

Stinky

 No.236508

есть два стула

 No.236518

I thought wamen cant take mega dilds in their vagoo because it its the cervix

 No.236522

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>>236518
>Tell me, Shadow
>Have you ever heard of someone called…
>lilijunex?

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>>236522
>>236463 was lilijunex
wtf



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 No.236354[Reply]

There will be a seijababy drinking milk on every corner

 No.236387

upupupup

 No.236495

upppp



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 No.236355[Reply]

agugu

 No.236388

mmmmm

 No.236494

Zellig agugu but based



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 No.236353[Reply]

You have to drink milk

 No.236386

lactose bump

 No.236493

上げ



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 No.236383[Reply]

sour milk boozin'

 No.236491

Up dodge



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 No.236348[Reply]

Drink milk for Agartha

 No.236359

start doing this

 No.236364

What if we all lived in bint mansion and one day we heard a knock on the door and found baby seija in a basket with a letter that says 'i couldn't abort her, please take care of her'. Who would feed and who would change her diapers and such ☺️

 No.236389

i would>>236364uuppp

 No.236490

Up doe



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