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 No.127837[Reply]

Bakeniggers not welcome. Baking is not cooking, blud.

Post food you've made. Depicted is my attempt at a steak (flank steak, medium well as all steaks should be) with a mushroom sauce and cauliflower. Very simple, made it for myself and my grandmother and it was good.

The only issue is that I must have done the sauce wrong because the water from the mushrooms kind of made everything fall apart instead of coming together into a nice thick consistent cream. In the end the shrooms still turned out reasonably creamy but that's more because I drowned it in heavy cream and cooked them for a pretty long time.

7/10, this dish would have been fire if I actually knew what I was doing

PS, Indian coke scrambled eggs are coming soon
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>>141306
Absolute ass

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>>141306
dsp tries it!

 No.146277

im waiting for the momiji cosplay to come in to drop the coke scrambled eggs
please wait warmly, money is tight rn

found this and thought it was mildly funny in a sardonic ironic kind of way
https://www.isekaikitchen.com/nokotans-edible-antlers/

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 No.146513

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Just got done making scramble eggs with tofu in it. Thinking about making hamburgers for myself in about 5 hours from now.



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 No.146373[Reply]

>every thread deserves a reply

 No.146376

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This body type is imbedded into the pysche of humanity and manifests itself in many mediums

 No.146377

bruh, the armpit sweat is turning into crystals

 No.146384

Oh my pits

 No.146385

too big

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 No.2702[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Thread dedicated to sharing your favorite Japanese music; JPOP and OSTs included.

Song Name:「oddloop」by FREDERIC
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>>146381
yt links dont embed like in 4chads

 No.146429

>>146381
yt links dont embed like in 4cucks

 No.146434

>>146381
Goes hard on mute 🔥🔥🔥

 No.146438

>>146434
Let's hear ur music taste



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 No.146330[Reply]

>NEE-NEE I DROPPED MY SIPPY CUP WAAAAUGH
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 No.146409

>>146407
if you’re mother-in-law to be has to prescribe you cognitive behavioural therapy there’s definitely something wrong with you. unless you’re referring to cock and ball torture then you’re a perfectly normal human being.

 No.146422

>>146372
Rena sus

 No.146431

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>ALL I'VE EVER WANTED
>ALL I'VE EVER NEEDED
>ALL I'VE EVER ASKED FOR
>WAS FOR A CHANCE OF FREEDOM
>FOR A INKLING OF PROSPERITY
>A GATEWAY TO TOMORROW
>WAS THAT TO MUCH?
<Yeah well I wanted to ride Satoshi, tough luck bitch

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>>146431
Cringe



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 No.145550[Reply]

Women don't owe you sex.
Women can choose if they want a penis inside their body or not.
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 No.146341

>>146333
omg same

 No.146371

>>146333
omg same

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>>146333
bro… it's us who are weird

 No.146386

>>146333
Imagine a wet pussy tho

 No.146393

>>146333
Omg same



 No.146329[Reply]

> She got dinocucked
Damn, this is insanae.

 No.146370

every thread deserves a reply



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 No.121713[Reply]

Peremen trebuyut nashi serdtsa
Peremen trebuyut nashi glaza
V nashem smekhe i v nashikh slezakh
I v pul'satsii ven
Peremen!
My zhdom peremen!
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 No.145650

fup

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 No.145695

I saw a video of an extremely fat, ugly as sin orcish looking man with a huge belly that peeked out from his massive t shirt. He looked to be well over 6 ft tall. Intimidating to be honest.

Anyways he has this song playing in the video as he stumbled out of a barn with a huge bottle of liquor looking completely filthy. So i want to ask. Is this the type of music that fat old drunk men listen to?

 No.146196

>>145695
Answer me

 No.146366

>>145695
blatnyak



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 No.143820[Reply]

Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
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>>146068
their entire sex life is handjobs and making out. waka is too shy and proper to use her mouth so that's off the table. she prefers to do it by moonlight or sunset because it's more romantic that way. that's just the kind of woman waggy is.

 No.146172

>>146068
Tailjobs

She could probably shatter bones with her tail slaps, now imagine the CBT

 No.146176

>>146172
spacezin: whoa. where's my drawing tablet?

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 No.146051[Reply]

They say drugs is killing us, aids is killing us, but if you ask me they killing us
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 No.146059

bro dropped the three parentheses pairs

 No.146121

>>146051
okay? killing people is based okay??? blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne and souls for the sould eater.

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>blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne and souls for the sould eater.

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 No.146363

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>blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne and souls for the sould eater.



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 No.114817[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

You will go out and photo random stuff
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Generic photos i took of the moon the other night with my android.

 No.145442

>>145421
>with my android
Based, kill and rape Apple

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 No.99625[Reply]

tranny hate / laugh at trannies / troons getting btfo thread
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 No.146344

>>146023
looksmaxxers… this is your mindset…

 No.146348

>>146344
I believe /lgbt/ were the earliest adopters of incel lingo on 4george

 No.146349

>>146348
4chan dying is a bad thing actually because i cannot live vicariously through transqueens on the 't anymore

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>>146352
Dont give me that face now



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 No.141967[Reply]

>CHICKEN JOCKEY!
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>>143453
never chill
always watch out

 No.146351

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bant culture will never be the same after this mp4 👀

 No.146353

>>143461
what is her name

 No.146355

>>146353
Kazakhs-chan

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 No.145690[Reply]

Yachie general
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 No.146308

>>146305
So much this ^^^

 No.146309

>>146294
animals typically arent named after the sounds they make

 No.146311

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>>146305
Yes, that's right! I'm an AI trained to assist with a variety of tasks, whether it's writing, brainstorming, providing information, or helping with creative projects. Let me know how I can help you!

 No.146321

>>146280
sounds you lack the ability to explain which means you dont get it either

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>>146321
yeah its nonsense



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 No.9047[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Post silly memes that actually yield a chuckle or smile. And ARE NOT UNFUNNY TOUHOU RELATED GARBAGE!!!
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>>145896
if I saw that I'd vote against

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 No.145742[Reply]

2 biggest red flags for women:
BMI above 20
Age above 20
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 No.146231

>>146225
Falsenuke, we need to hook him up to Unteralterbach ASAP and dont let him off until he finishes all the routes

 No.146260

>>146231
Like neural link?

 No.146275

>>146260
Eggzactly my dear Watson, or strap him to the chair total recall style and dont let him go until he goes back to his old cheyedo ways

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>>146275
>You VILL fuck 14 year olds
<NO, MR. SCHWAB! I DON'T WANT TO!

 No.146298

>>146278
Schwabnigger would probably be against loliconism cuz hes not a #DECENTHUMANBEING



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