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 No.150408[Reply]

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

 No.150418

one reply

 No.150480

I get it



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 No.150374[Reply]

it's getting calmer out there for sure

 No.150440

Today's Friday. I'm calmer as ever.

 No.150442

>>150440
thats how i feel every frog friday



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 No.127046[Reply]

Why did we put the white man's nations on the top of the map
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>>138937
Nuh uh

 No.138940

>>138938
there are only 3 races caucasoid negroid mongoloid
jews are caucasoid (white)

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>>138940
which one are latinx

 No.138961

>>138960
Caucasoid

 No.150441

frup



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 No.150198[Reply]

MAP pride, legalize child pornography.
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 No.150382

>>150214
I care

 No.150420

>>150353
I do about as well on dating apps as my htn friend in nyc. I'd say I'm about a 6. Not good looking enough to overcome being a bbc.com user or slay based on looks alone unfortunately. Oh well seamaxxing is always there.
>I am a moeGOD and over 6 feet though
Fake

 No.150422

Madokatroon actually kinda reminds me of those emo kids I used to bully when I was in my fat retard arc in highschool. I used to put my arm around them and be like YOOOOOOO WHATS UP MY MAN and theyed start punching me in the gut and start crying calling me a fat retard and telling me to kill myself id just start exhaling in laughter. Maybe madokas rage is like a spiritual channeling of those kids whom I made cut themselves.

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>>150422
Pretty sure you'd break your neck trying to look down on him due to the height difference

 No.150439

>>150424
im sure he had his own fat retard who rubbed boogers on him or smth. Fuck i miss being fat tho it really peak



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 No.150373[Reply]

>reskins an old game
>everyone buys it and goes crazy
no wonder the video game industry is cooked
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 No.150425

Reskinning the old game is what they've been doing since oblivion came out

 No.150427

>>reskins an old game
>everyone goes crazy
Basically Touhou

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 No.150431

>>150373
Retards being retards

 No.150436

>>150427
Nobody really plays Touhou (though)



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 No.150027[Reply]

happy pride month futabros
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 No.150030

oh nvm lol

 No.150032

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Win11 told me it is AAPIHM month now

 No.150033

>>150027
Mid
Not mouth-watering at all

 No.150091

>>150033
What if you sucked a dick at the futa glory hole but it turned out it wasn't a futa dick.

 No.150412

upvote



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 No.149929[Reply]

Rabbit rabbit rabbit.
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>>149930
>youre doing it wrong sorry its a dud
I woke up later on in the morning an saw this and decided to say them again for redundancy's sake.

>>149959
>Where is BUN?
Here the buns (bread buns).

 No.150264

>>150261
you did it wrong twice therefore you`re going to get hit with catastrophic misfortune sorry

 No.150271

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>>150264
>you did it wrong twice therefore you`re going to get hit with catastrophic misfortune sorry
Errrrrm why though? What did I do wrong?

 No.150278

>>150271
1) say rabbit 3 times as opposed to saying rabbit just twice traditionally
2) say rabbit rabbit not on the morning of the first day of the month after you wake up, trying to force the issue

 No.150348

rabbit rabbit



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 No.150254[Reply]

I can't believe I missed the madoka-memegoy anime fight
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 No.150274

>>150254
One day they're going to meet up, suck eachother's dicks and marry. Every bant user will be there using a tablet with a zoom call running.

 No.150282

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for a second I thought they slid the black souls thread but its still there. we are so back

 No.150347

>>150255
>>150274
yeah that can be turned into a doujinshi

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 No.135359[Reply]

Modern Catholics: "Loving your nearest" (<- more accurate translation from the Greek) means sending your inheritance to Negroes or something
Unbothered Pope in 1945: Please don't send niggers to capture Rome, you fucking miscegenating jewish golem mutts
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 No.141437

Even Cardinal Sarah? :(

 No.141440

>>141437
cardinal sarah is literally against mass immigration

 No.150285

frup friday

 No.150339

>>141437
he based or something



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 No.127341[Reply]

Kaine balls nier my face
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 No.150175

>>150174
no i forgot to add the poop adn and im too lazy to now
this fucking retard actually took this picture and thought it was okay to upload it to the internet holy fuck what an idiot

 No.150249

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>>139962
>Death to arabs 🙏
That would put Iraqmi Tewi's life in danger. BC can't allow that.

 No.150262

>>150249
i would allow it

 No.150273

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>>150262
I forbid it

 No.150336

>>150273
I say this btw



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 No.150183[Reply]

What if desuspic came back and spammed the picture of madokanon's cock to counter the anti-frog attack? 👀 This would be like shounen
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 No.150201

>>150200
dead nigger baby

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 No.150206

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 No.150217

convincing Deep Thinker to move his blog here to keep the turk company on slow days

 No.150325

>>150200
drum n bass



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 No.150149[Reply]

failed normalfag
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 No.150177

lol

 No.150309

I can't believe this is ab actual bantoid

 No.150312

>>150309
he is an aryan looksmaxxed beast now though

 No.150314

>>150312
More like dravidan lookscoper

 No.150320

>>150314
FACT CHECK #1: DRAVIDIAN ISNT AN OPPOSITE OF ARYAN, NIGGERIAN IS

FACT CHECK #2: LOOKSCOPER ISNT A WORD AND ISNT AN OPPOSITE OF A LOOKSMAXXER, AS FAR AS INCEL SCIENCE IS CONCERNED THERE ARE NO DEFINITE TERM TO INDICATE THE POLAR OPPOSITENESS OF LOOKSMAXXING

FACT CHECK #3: P#BLM DOESNT HAVE POOP OR SPAGHETTI SAUCE ON HIS FACE IN THE ORIGINAL PIC

FACT CHECK #4: THE PICTURE ITSELF WAS TAKEN LIKE 6 YEARS AGO, HE CHANGED SIGNIFICANTLY SINCE THEN, LET IT GO PEOPLE



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 No.140216[Reply]

Nazis are so cowardly they can't even admit they are nazis
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 No.140395

>>140352
yeah, "sure"

 No.140403

>>140216
I like this bait thread because it's based on the easy to understand fact that even Nazis themselves realise this problem and constantly discuss how to fix it

 No.150129

fdsafdas

 No.150221

>>140403
Also I would like to add that you can fully answer the JQ in front of normies and if you replace the word "Jew" with "billionaire" they agree with everything you say and don't suspect a thing

 No.150258

only the kosher right do this though



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 No.140355[Reply]

Shalom, fellow yehudim. How are you all doing?
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 No.140371

>>140369
You never loved me for me, you just wanted my body.

 No.140702

Is it reasonable to convert to judaism to keep up with my online jew larp?

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 No.150158

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the failed normalfag,

 No.150222

>>140702
Absolutely, we want you



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 No.118270[Reply]

Anyone here ever tried an enema?
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>>140771
excellent
>mfw the rest of the set is not pregnant and futa

 No.140810

>>140780
didnt post the futa because of low quality+censored

 No.150159

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le failed normalfag….

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AHAHAHAHAHAHADFHGDSFHG FDSHFSD
LOOK AT HIM AHAHAHAHAHAHA



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