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 No.169213[Reply]

The recent seethe over the Capra Demon shows why things need to be gatekept. Now more than ever, 80 IQ zoomers are crying about bad design because the fight isn't the same "fight one guy in a big arena with no disaadvantages to yourself". Getting angry that they need to use their brains.
>WAHHH DUH CAMERA IS BAD
The camera is only "bad" when you've been beaten into a corner IE: Already lost
>BRUH, DA ARENA TOO SMOLL MY GSWORD KEEP HITTING DUH WALL
Use a fucking stab attack you utter mongoloid.
>DA DOGS STUNLOOOCK MEEE WAHHHH ITS ALL LUCK!
Maybe try using poise or a fucking shield? Can you not engage in problem solving? Can you only rush in with the same tactic and same weapon every time?
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 No.169467

>>169462
I say this

 No.169471

>>169461
Wow… Identifying with the dying, useless age that slaughters human en masse to sustain rotting monsters… Nice self own.

 No.169485

>>169471
*parries your reply*
*ringswap weaponswap ripostes you*
<you died

 No.169487

I got back up and pwnd him btw

 No.169517

>>169432
Media literacy award 🎊



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 No.169423[Reply]

i know hell
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 No.169453

soon you will know nuclear winter too sorry

 No.169499

>>169444
Tetopear is such a transcore rundum piece of nonsense. It's like painfully trans.

 No.169508

>>169499
Same as giga apple

 No.169509

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 No.169513

>>169509
I wasn't thinking of you when i said this. The pear is really shit tho.
>>169508



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 No.169169[Reply]

>be europoor
>Spray tourists with waterguns
>Thinking tourists are the real problem
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 No.169247

The only tourist I ever saw I my area was some lost kraut that I guided him

 No.169249

>>169247
>that i pickpocketed

 No.169256

>>169249
What can I say, you gotta pay for services

 No.169414

Lefitsts want to get rid of foreginers but are not allowed to say that they don't want immigrants

 No.169447




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 No.169344[Reply]

>having white skin
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 No.169388

>>169381
is this good or bad

 No.169418

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>cum skinned

 No.169422

>>169418
YandereDev

 No.169437

>>169422
guys, we have an oldfag over here

 No.169438

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>>169388
To each their own



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 No.168833[Reply]

I a little bit want to have s*x with a brown person (within the context of a healthy, committed long-term relationship)…
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 No.168972

>>168833
she's not a nigger. She's okinawan.

 No.169045

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It's okay, you get my full permission to do it

 No.169093

>>168934
draw german

 No.169354

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>>168833
this but huwhite person



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 No.168989[Reply]

I want to wear a skirt but my massive fucking dick sticks out from the bottom.
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 No.169044

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>>169009
rape V1V404 for drawing anime tf2 sentry in 2018

 No.169217

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>I want to wear a skirt but my massive fucking dick sticks out from the bottom.

 No.169218

>>169001
your daddy taught you good

 No.169236

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>I want to wear a skirt but my massive fucking dick sticks out from the bottom.

 No.169289

>>168989
I wish my dick was big enough to stick out from under my skirt 😩



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 No.167605[Reply]

Do you love Romania /bant/?
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 No.169104

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when i was living in germany there was a neighbourhood watch that my father in law was leading because he was ex military bundeswehr captain or something
when there was an alarm, the community would start communicating and they didn't call the suspects burglars or thieves, they called them "romanians"

 No.169105

>>169104
They were taking what's rightfully theirs.

 No.169248

>>169104
>theft when 2hus do it
Yaaaaas Marisa so based
>theft when poor and innocent gyppos do it
NOOOOOOOO FUCK OFF

 No.169251

>>169104
But now for real doe, the the theif jokes are mostly memes
It's very safe here compared to the west. Even in gypsy hoods youll be fine as long as u dont actuallly want to cause trouble

 No.169286

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>>169248
Marisa is stealimg from a wealthy bourgeoisie and gyppopidors steal from the innocent krautkeks



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 No.169260[Reply]

>fr bro we should have nuked china
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 No.169264

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>>169263
kutakker

 No.169265

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>go back in time
>nuke china in the 50s
>give the remains to the ROC
>go back to the present
>suddenly the world is fixed

 No.169268

we would've been living in a much interesting timeline if had macarthur's plan putted int practince. like, everyone would be vehemently anti-american but at the same time would reject commie retardation, it would be kino

 No.169281

>>169268
Brazil would still be an impoverished shithole though so why do you care

 No.169282

>>169265
Shoulda woulda coulda, loser.



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 No.156992[Reply]

Let's kill janny
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 No.169124

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>Russhitter

 No.169125

>>169118
Yeah and
This is just a handsome lady/fuckmeat. Who cares if the show is bad. Ma'am

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 No.169166

>>169115
>start reporting things
that would be like working at a vacation home

 No.169235

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>>169166
Let's work for free and receive negative feedback



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 No.167307[Reply]

Greetings trans women of bant culture.
I’m a chaser new to the scene. From what I understand, chaser means a man who is very interested in transgender girls. That fits my bill. I want to know what it is that trans girls want from their partners so I can be a better future husband. I’ve only dated girls and men till this point.

My goal is to find a transgender wife. Color of the skin does not matter. Race does not matter. As long as she fulfills the role of the wife and I fulfil the role of the husband and we like each other, things will be okay. The only dealbreaker is that my partner does not snip off their pp. I have read that those procedures are safer now, still. It is something I’d rather not see in my partner.

My statistics:
Good communication skills (will only be mean to my wife if it arouses them)
Good physique (workout 2-4 times a week)
Well endowed (blessed by god)
Have a job (paid internship but shhhh)
Very gentlemanly
Very funny
Very ambitious and goal driven (in fact, I have far too many goals!)

I’m very open minded and I wish to learn. So please do tell me how I can treat transgender women better.
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 No.169201

>>169200
take hrt

 No.169202

>>169200
Sounds like u wanna get 'pregnant', neghole boy

 No.169205

>>169202
Yes i want ze bugs

 No.169216

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>>169200
>24M - looking for a gift giver

 No.169222

>>169198
This copypasta is retarded. It spends99% of it explaining what anal sex is as if we dont alr know



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 No.169078[Reply]

>/bänt/

 No.169079

every thread deserves a reply

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 No.169082

>>169080
missed

 No.169088

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>>/bänt/



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 No.168855[Reply]

>midnight
>get a random text
>guy introduces himself
>I reply
>start getting a bad feeling
>he's acting like an old friend
>i tell him idk him, or don't remember him if i do
>he says "you do know me"
>get even worse feeling
>start wondering if i got severely pwnd and am currently being stalked
>he sends me a video out of nowhere
>get sinking feeling, click on the notif anyways
>expect gore/cp/something equally vile

>It's the retarded kid from my last job trying to get in touch

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 No.168889

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>why are russians like this

 No.168937

>>168869
don't do this to anyone

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 No.168964

>>168869
do this to everyone

 No.169004

>>168885
Because it was a holiday we locked the front doors early, the back door was still open for people to leave but it was so we could clean up without being interrupted by cons*mers basically



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 No.156853[Reply]

MY FUARKING HERO
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 No.156881

>>156877
Haruhi snoozeamiya

 No.156882

>>156871
WHERE

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 No.168976

If goku was in danganronpa but only as strong as Sakura, would he survive?

 No.168979

>>168976
he has plot armor or algo



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 No.168956[Reply]

Whale Never Be A Gem

 No.168957

evil ac

 No.168960

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>Whale Never Be A meeper



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 No.168589[Reply]

no more brother wars
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 No.168622

>>168609
A comprehensive list of them can be found here
https://bluearchive.fandom.com/wiki/School

 No.168624

>>168622
OUHHHHH CUNNNY

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>>168608
Saw an even dirtier Sulzer today, too bad I didnt have my phone with me
When they're in good condition they look quite good doe



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