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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 12:03:17 No.250830 [Reply]

I had a dream that my good friend Satoko Houjou was trapped in a big mason jar in a field of grass and i was tied up in front of her, forced to watch helplessly as a huge centipede entered the jar and crawled around her, causing her to scream in agony.
Each and every time i witnessed this my legs would shake and I would cry out for my dear Satoko: 'Noooo! Satoko-san!'
This nightmarish scene repeated over and over, echoing Prometheus having his liver ripped out eternally for his crime.

retard dumbass nigger subhuman tras 01/04/26 (Sun) 12:09:16 No.250831

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truly horrendous, i pray to science my dream tonight wont measure to yours

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 12:13:52 No.250832

shitoko deserves it

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 12:18:44 No.250834

Anonymous 01/05/26 (Mon) 02:50:07 No.251273

bumping this epic thread

Anonymous 01/05/26 (Mon) 02:59:23 No.251275

>>250831
Yukari Wilson

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Anonymous 01/03/26 (Sat) 14:36:24 No.250368 [Reply]

Whalejak

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 00:13:32 No.250645

>>250637
more like sex mcfarlane

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 00:22:01 No.250650

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>>250637
He's on the left. He doesnt give a fuck. He is having fun. He's a jartycuck.

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 20:08:25 No.251172

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 20:26:11 No.251176

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>>250637
KEK mcfarlane lost
GODd mcfarlane won

Anonymous 01/05/26 (Mon) 02:47:39 No.251271

>>251176

idk why niggas hate on spawn so much. he's like the punisher if he wasn't godawful and boring.

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 09:09:10 No.250816 [Reply]

Most overrated shit in existence
Doesn't even make you less tired it just stops you from being able to sleep

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 20:02:00 No.251168

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>>250932

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 20:02:03 No.251169

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coffee < tea

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 23:53:57 No.251219

I need like 700mg of caffeine to get the same awakeness as 10mg of adderall but that much caffiene is bad for my heart

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 23:54:10 No.251220

>>251169
The fat fuck do

Anonymous 01/05/26 (Mon) 01:52:04 No.251252

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It's peaty doe…

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Anonymous 01/05/26 (Mon) 00:08:25 No.251225 [Reply]

Iced out kaguya

Anonymous 01/05/26 (Mon) 00:13:55 No.251227

In the past, human beings had to craft these things

Anonymous 01/05/26 (Mon) 00:14:25 No.251228

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ice ice baby

Anonymous 01/05/26 (Mon) 00:31:54 No.251233

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 23:06:04 No.251209 [Reply]

>Nietzsche was wea-
Oooooh sorry Nietzsche! Don't decapitate me with your hyperborean sword

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 23:13:44 No.251213

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Personally I wouldn't let this happen to me

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 23:55:11 No.251221

Heidigger mogs lil n

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 17:08:58 No.251031 [Reply]

<♫｡♪ ˚♬ 。♫｡♪ ˚♬
>I don’t shower and I goon every day (wew)
>My nuts are on the verge to, finally decay
>The Jews are responsible for, 9/11
>Just like how the Cambodians bomb, Seven-Elevens
>Charlie Kirk was shot by a trans guy, just like I snort so much cocaine until I am high.
>Smart people like Einstein on the calculator…
>But I’m the grand masturbator.
>People like to go to Epstein’s island,
>But I like to fiddle kids in silence…
>I goon to femboys everyday
< ♫｡♪ ˚♬
>I don’t use smegma not because I’m not gay
>I goon to femboys everyday
< ♫｡♪ ˚♬
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suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 01/04/26 (Sun) 17:53:13 No.251086

>>251081
ai has gone too far..

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:00:30 No.251097

>>251081

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:12:29 No.251111

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:13:56 No.251113

>>251111
First time hearing the Polish anthem

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 23:47:47 No.251218

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Bing kulchur should start an AI music Eurovision

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Anonymous 12/21/25 (Sun) 16:37:35 No.244975 [Reply]

You are jewish, you are zionist, you are pro-israel, you are cringe, we're not listening, we're laughing at you, we despise you, we want you dead.

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Anonymous 12/22/25 (Mon) 14:52:07 No.245424

>>245377
gangsta

Anonymous 12/22/25 (Mon) 18:35:09 No.245609

>>245377
is he ok
:kanmarisa:

Anonymous 12/22/25 (Mon) 19:50:19 No.245652

Kikehypno.

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 23:02:38 No.251208

>>245652
what?

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 23:31:57 No.251217

>>251208
The way the post was written looked a lot like those cringe goon/sissy hypnos but with the endgame of turning the reader into a jew. It reminded me of a thread chink Yukari Whale made calling AC a glowie saying shit like "you are a glowie, you are spying on us, you are a CIA asset", etc etc and it was very funny and this thread reminded me of that other thread.
:waka:

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Anonymous 12/29/25 (Mon) 22:51:30 No.248325 [Reply]

Left or right?

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Anonymous 12/30/25 (Tue) 04:10:13 No.248384

2 left
2 right

Anonymous 12/30/25 (Tue) 05:28:09 No.248415

>>248332
I say this

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 22:55:32 No.251205

jews

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 23:01:48 No.251207

sage

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 23:10:42 No.251212

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>>251207
kys jew

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 16:22:17 No.250999 [Reply]

Mushrooms are more similar to animals than plants, they actively feed on matter rather than absorbing nutrients from soil

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 17:57:46 No.251090

>>251083
I think this is girl who dressed as a baby for a song

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 17:58:07 No.251094

>>251087
Show pee bottle

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:04:25 No.251107

>>251083
the zettai ryouiki is perfect.
>>251094
lad please. the real professionals have a pisstank. don't take anyneet seriously until they show their pisstank.

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 22:07:02 No.251199

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>>250999
not really, most Basidiomycota need a plant to make a symbiotic rhizome association (plant gives stuff to fungus through phloem, fungus protects the plant from other fungi/bacteria)

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 22:19:19 No.251201

>>251037
either momijipidor or 'zilcheyed

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 17:23:04 No.251051 [Reply]

Guys
Imagine if there was a soylita or soytan kigurumi model
And soygods would lock eachother inside and have orgies

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:02:08 No.251103

>>251093
o algеg

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:03:24 No.251104

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>>251093
What a faggot that particular janny is. I guess you have to be an autist to janny soyjak party in the first place but Jesus Christ.

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:04:07 No.251105

>>251103
Don't say this because it means you're soylita kigurumi farting out cum
:fact:

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:04:19 No.251106

>>251099
Sproke will never, never ever ever will be funny.

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 21:56:25 No.251198

What if hombre wasnt whale
:wemywhale:

Anonymous 01/03/26 (Sat) 18:28:30 No.250517 [Reply]

Hey /bant/gods you should test your children on this

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Anonymous 01/03/26 (Sat) 19:06:39 No.250557

>>250555
I'll take back what I said. so long as you promise me your not a 2 pump chuck.

Anonymous 01/03/26 (Sat) 19:08:48 No.250558

>>250555
yea you better start improving that time
we need to be at topgoon performance for the great rape of /jp/

Anonymous 01/03/26 (Sat) 19:13:42 No.250563

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>>250555
Alpha doesnt care if he pleases a bitch or not, he's in sex only to please himself. He can even beat up that bitch and she will still crowling over him because he is the one. Unlike you pidors who act like you are from a single mother household, born to be servants to whores (mother, gf, wife, etc.)

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 08:22:31 No.250792

>>250548
missed

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 21:45:57 No.251193

>>250554
I've seen these but didn't see the appeal

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:13:38 No.251112 [Reply]

this the gamer gf you want?

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01/04/26 (Sun) 18:39:07 No.251143

Because of the op image i actually went to buy some pizza. Im such a goycattle

01/04/26 (Sun) 18:40:07 No.251144

>>251122
Its ok because bf will clean it up

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:48:05 No.251146

>>251142
thank you, my dear friend.
>>251138
you should throw prawns on the barbie, because it's easy to overcook them that way. the nest way to cook them is to boil them in heavily salted water for no less than 6 minute and no more than 9 minutes.

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 19:13:16 No.251153

>>251120

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 19:51:39 No.251164

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>>251146
prawn has been rather expensive here since lot of their pupulation got culled by prawnAIDS, mandem can no longer get a bucket of steamed prawn for a reasonable price

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 14:04:36 No.250857 [Reply]

the jews want to use less intelligent races as slaves but white people prevent them from doing this by being morally superior and standing up for the oppressed third worlders therefore the jews decided to deprive young white men of purpose so they can sell us an idea of digital paradise (GOONMACHINE X) to make every white male check out of life and lose will to fight so they can fill europe with foreigners they will later use as slaves while westerner georgedies are in a different world with their vtuber waifu

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 17:38:34 No.251072

>>251001
I think sinensian needs to be contained like an scp because despite technically being a good artist everything he draws is the epitome of foul, I was looking for ozens to avatarfag with and lo and behold he drew her. That shit ruined my morning.

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 17:45:14 No.251076

>>251072
You should see his VRchat shit lol.
Also he has a game on steam now

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 17:46:07 No.251079

>>250857
>Kanzume
:peak:

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:28:20 No.251136

>>251072
>I was looking for ozens to avatarfag with
hmmmmm mayhaps you wish to *be* her?
:pipe:

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:46:59 No.251145

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>>251136
I wish to be with her, Sigmund

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Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 17:57:57 No.251092 [Reply]

Top goon is koishi sheep.

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:25:40 No.251133

They don't want you to know this

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:26:56 No.251135

I say this

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:29:23 No.251137

jews say this

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Photography thread Anonymous 12/04/24 (Wed) 19:37:20 No.114817 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

You will go out and photo random stuff

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Anonymous 12/24/25 (Wed) 01:10:31 No.246098

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Anonymous 12/24/25 (Wed) 01:13:49 No.246103

>>246098
Nigga wearing an apron like a good housewife

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:01:23 No.251101

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What. The. Frick.

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:04:52 No.251108

>>251101
Those nipples aren't gonna suck themselves, IKEA boy. Get on your knees for your Finnish master.

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 18:19:57 No.251124

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a bit grainy bit I like this one.

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