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 No.24018[Reply]

otaku culture:
touhou
futanari
gooning
mario

not otaku culture:
incelism
pseudoscience
sonic
calling "whale" sukusuku
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 No.116997

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>my cock goes through boulders
>thats why i flex my boner
goes so hard
https://youtu.be/beNfj2tlQ1o?t=250

 No.125179

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>>65422
S O N I C
Go

 No.134455

what about garfield and heathcliff

 No.134456

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i think this is the first thread i saw on bant

 No.143692

red spring



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 No.143370[Reply]

We need a counter-myth to Darwinism. The Darwinist believes that by selecting the best seeds every year each successive crop will become better. But it's obvious that if you do not maintain the soil or rotate your crops, each successive crop will be worse and worse until it inevitably fails. Thus environment matters more than genes.
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 No.143492

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>>143444
I don't take it as an insult

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 No.143534

>>143492
gangstas do this

 No.143567

the zodiac holds information on how crops are going to evolve

 No.143646

>>143567
That zodiac's name? Trofim Lysenko.



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 No.142924[Reply]

I'll add 400% more of tariffs and put this unflipped cards on defense mode, your turn.
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 No.142960

>>142959
Gangsta

 No.142966

he pigged the funny one but left the footslop alone

 No.143091

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>>142943
>I invest in the defense industry
Okay Mr. super duper high IQ investooooorrrrrrrr.
Use your power to make more Zumwalts get made errrrmmmm because I think they look cool and also because the Littoral class combat ships le suck and their modularity was way over hyped.

Give Lockheed Martini a call.

 No.143161

>>143091
I hear that submarines are all the rage right now and that the war is gonna be Oceanic, I don't believe a word of it tho so maybe investing in ships over submarines is better
The real advice would be to invest in steel but when you start competing with the mining mafia you start to risk getting whacked :(

 No.143636

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No u migatard they will never work ccp will reign Supreme and you georges will be destroyed endgame style. You're Thanos we're the avengers. Your little Donnie pumpkinfuhrer and his buddy puthanos won't be able to snap your way out of this one. The infinity gauntlet is not run on tariffs. It's run on the power of Keanu reeves and zelensky. Zelensky is iron man. Transgenderism is like antman which means we are basically superheroes.



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 No.143628[Reply]

Gooning=untermensch
Edging=ubermensch

 No.143717

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kuso thread



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 No.143605[Reply]

What's this image supposed to convey

 No.143611

Culonas y pitudas que delicia



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 No.139294[Reply]

;-;
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 No.142690

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bro getting a job isn't even fucking worth it. Work is torture. Do something you enjoy, like making video essays on youtube.

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meanwhile a lot of men do backbreaking work and make half of what she makes
but yes.. of course.. the gender pay gap…

 No.143445

>pay gap
gay cap

 No.143454

>>143378
this is why we need ai (or indians)

 No.143603

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 No.143569[Reply]

Satokofag here, just wanted to say FNF Nigger and I are crying over your amazing site dying.
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 No.143589

>>143580
Go to the swarthy and type "bant" or "bantculture" in the search. I guarantee not a single soul mentioned this dnb of a website or bant1 there

 No.143591

>>143589
no thank you
i'm not interested in mental illness circlejerks

 No.143596

>>143591
How come you're on transculture.com then

 No.143598

>>143596
the soitoddler dysphoria is strong with this one

 No.143599

>>143589
Keep hating, punk, you can't begin to imagine our pph when I inevitably post my thigh pic 😏



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 No.143583[Reply]

Take a loan. Start a business that caters to women. Women are the biggest consumers and their simp boyfriends will pay for it.

There I just gave you the secret to making ez money
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 No.143587

I don't know what women like, maybe I can hire a homosexual (memegoy) to tell me

 No.143588

>>143587
Mentioned memegod for no reason award

 No.143590

>whines about the jews all day everyday
>Promotes usury

 No.143595

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>>143586
>Loans are jewish in nature
Wear a little hat while at ze bank and get your chosenite discount or something.

>>143590
>>Promotes usury
The Saudi's figured out a fancy pancy work around to having banks without usury, instead they'll for a temporary partnership or whatever. The UAE Arabs however are just crypto Jews so I don't think they care if they engage in straight up usury however which isn't surprising in what is basically Arabian Vegas.

 No.143645

>>143590
Ok this one was kinda funny



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 No.143545[Reply]

🥀🥀🥀
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 No.143561

>>143548
Someone needs to put out more ads

 No.143562

they are preparing for the pesakh

 No.143563

"pph" isn't bantslang for "penis"????
I was completely scammed.

 No.143565

>>143563
Ok its time to goto bed lyudmila

 No.143582

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>lyudmila



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 No.143558[Reply]

I'll stop calling you troons when you start actin' like trans women. My fellow poets tell me not to write poems talkin' bad about trans folk. But I ain't mad at Cissy. I'm mad at you, ya low down trannies

 No.143560

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 No.143577

I don't get it, so you won't stop calling us troons, but you'll only stop if we act like troons? Sounds like a lose lose scenario.

 No.143578

>>143577
He wants bantoids to act like troons so he can flirt with us like he does with rozen maiden she male. I told him to go to the glory hole weeks ago but he won't listen.

 No.143579

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>>143578
Name one time I flirted with the lambdatroon where I didnt say jokes afterwards. Not that I don't respect her as a person but I would lose all my friends and my rep as a frogangsta if I dated transqueen



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 No.143477[Reply]

the issue here is that youre an actual unironic discord troon who got himself hooked on steroids to cope with the fact that hes an absolute flaming vampire waifu faggot fumo owning nigger
ywngyhb(you will never get your hair back)
>nooo i only would use them for cosplayin-ACK
need some more anti hairloss pills? contact me at https://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Knot
need a second opinion? i just took a fat shit earlier maybe you can give that one a big whiff
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>>143483
no he is an imposter

 No.143486

>>143484
This is why i asked for tripcodes

 No.143487

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 No.143489

>>143483
Yes but it's a post from bant1 that was made about me in 2022 and it's like hecking cultured to quote hysterical things with the smoking pepes or something

 No.143544

>>143487
don't make me break out the amerimutt memes



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 No.143500[Reply]

Someone make a Gmod Bantculture Trouble In Terrorist server. Not me doe, I have no idea WTF I'm doing.
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 No.143506

no thanks

 No.143521

>>143506
>no thanks
You should reconsider

 No.143537

Gmod is cool

 No.143542

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>>143537
>Gmod is cool
Indeed



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 No.143144[Reply]

Bruh at the bar I work at we just had a semi-known like small time celebrity and someone gifted him a Funko pop of himself and he looked so fucking weirded out bro
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 No.143513

>>143478
Nigga got his fumo stolen



 No.143514

>>143513
a new generation of bintcacas can see the fumo mugging incident #Bless

 No.143525

>>143476
polish gopniks all emigrated to uk, he mush have been really unlucky

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>>143478
striking without warning is bespredel



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 No.143508[Reply]

Damn

 No.143518

Cold as hell

 No.143523

I wish moeturds would just join the 41% already

 No.143536

fire



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 No.576Cyclical[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Everyone post your drawings. Now.
Original thread >>>/j/7264
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 No.143051

>>143007
It's aryan

 No.143052

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Lego… Cotton!
Ironically I've decided that this is too big and I won't be building it for now since getting all the parts is too much for my poorfag ass.

>>143007

Amazing, you're great at blending colors with paint, I can't wait for the next update.

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 No.143517

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I have never tried to paint clothes wrinkles before so this turned out somewhat interesting

 No.143535

>>143517
very neat



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