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 No.172990[Reply]

Whale
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 No.173005

my top 10 moby dick quotes:

1:Upon waking next morning about daylight, I found Queequeg’s arm thrown over me in the most loving and affectionate manner. You had almost thought I had been his wife. The counterpane was of patchwork, full of odd little parti-coloured squares and triangles; and this arm of his tattooed all over with an interminable Cretan labyrinth of a figure, no two parts of which were of one precise shade—owing I suppose to his keeping his arm at sea unmethodically in sun and shade, his shirt sleeves irregularly rolled up at various times—this same arm of his, I say, looked for all the world like a strip of that same patchwork quilt. Indeed, partly lying on it as the arm did when I first awoke, I could hardly tell it from the quilt, they so blended their hues together; and it was only by the sense of weight and pressure that I could tell that Queequeg was hugging me.

2: Oh, man! admire and model thyself after the whale!

3: Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,—Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.

 No.173012

>>173005
Nobody will read this.

 No.173013

>>173005
Holy fu this is just like Ishmael from limbus company

 No.173015

>>173013
did he got BLACKED too like in the book?

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 No.172864[Reply]

wich one r u
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 No.172960

none they are all silly
>>172949
cute

 No.172961

I am from ancient greece

 No.172969

>>172949
sorry for not being up to date with hello kitty memes

 No.173014

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im a straigh up killah

 No.173039

innocent



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 No.143583[Reply]

Take a loan. Start a business that caters to women. Women are the biggest consumers and their simp boyfriends will pay for it.

There I just gave you the secret to making ez money
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 No.164284

>>154489
I sold a third at $1.6, I might swing back if it dumps to $1.35 tho

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 No.170282

Holy shit coinmarketcap got hacked don't connect your wallet to that shit lol

 No.173001

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Why didn't he make it? 👀

 No.173011

>>163315
NOBODY was forcing him to say that shit.



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 No.172951[Reply]

what compels you autists to spam?
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 No.172958

need attention but have nothing to contribute

 No.172970

Lack of punishment.

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>>172970
become a janitor brasilaiwan

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>>172988
I don't trust myself with power and I would obliterate this amazing and lovable image board. Also I support free speech ou algo assim even if certain people shouldn't be allowed to speak.

 No.172991

>>172970
Bro is getting a 'plant in Taiwan



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 No.172332[Reply]

when did you learn to drive, bantards?
https://youtu.be/CWhNI_x9W6c
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>>172360
aaaaa momiji fag is also a failed normie

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>>172375
this is unfathomably bad ass

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>>172375
its in your blood, steppite, you are descended from mongols so equestrianism should come naturally to you
>>172376
im like a dark brooding anti-hero who was rejected by the world because modern normies are shitskins. if it was the 90s id have 3 girlfriends a ferrari and a job at microsoft

 No.172446

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what cars do you like to drive in videogames
what cars will you drive in gta6
https://www.gtabase.com/gta-6/vehicles/



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 No.172876[Reply]

ass titties
ass and titties
ass ass ass ass and titties

 No.172962

hi welcome to the game dungeon



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 No.171863[Reply]

i hate being born a male
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 No.172602

>>172591
>макияж творит чудеса
i'll rant
women are their makeup, and their camera angles, etc
men who discount makeup are silly
>she doesn't really look like that
so? she looks like that when we are having sex and taking photographs, i dont need her to look like that when she is sleeping or breastfeeding my babies
i look way better when i am dressed up to impress as opposed to slaughtering chickens or working in nuclear containment too

 No.172603

>>172588
He just has a positive outlook on racism

 No.172613

>>172591
same word for makeup

 No.172955

>>172566
cute reisen



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 No.172509[Reply]

few hours left
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>>172678
You would look like that if you shaved your legs and wore that outfit

 No.172812

OP commits suicide in 5 days better say your goodbyes

 No.172826

idgi

 No.172850

idgi



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 No.19588[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

male hate thread
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>>172789
i havent eaten anything today and i want nothing more than her milk right now

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male love thread

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 No.171290[Reply]

How ironic, I can help people around me but I can't help myself.
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 No.172792

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>>172773
I didn't had to wake up at 4 a.m.

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>>172725
Chonker

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 No.172879

My younger brother is going to bring his girlfriend to our house, motherfucker even painted the walls.

 No.172933

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>These people should avoid boredom. Their romantic relationships are unclear. They find it hard to talk about their feelings. They have high expectations of other people. They are vulnerable. Dangerous misunderstandings may occur. They rather try to dull their feelings with alcohol and drugs than look for solutions. They are closed and secretive. Sometimes they are eccentric. Instability causes marriage problems. They may be insecure and lonely. They are irritable, hot-tempered, cunning and meticulous. Beware of quarrels, emotional outbursts and disappointments. They may be hasty and deal with others in an uncaring way. They are afraid of losing their material values.
What the hell bros.



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 No.169655[Reply]

>little ceasars pizza
>7dollars
>Salad ingredients
>More than 7 dollars
Americans be like
>Why am i so fat
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>>169734
i don't know your politics besides having a commie flag and maybe? being from usa
besides what i told you already he's gone down in history as the worst prime minister we've had and the only one who has been so unanimously hated that he had to step down due to impending vote of incompetency (from his own cabinet & political party). he was in office for 10 years and it was blunder after blunder(indeginous-humping & endless search for graves that dont exist), he was extremely corrupt with kickbacks and scandals (SNC-Lavalin affair), but he survived by pandering to city people and immigrants and antagonizing the prairies (refused to sell canadian liquified natural gas to europe so we could get fucking rich after russia shut off europe's gas), being pretty and appealing to women, and legalizing weed. he never had a real job before becoming PM (snowboard instructor).
i voted against him in 2015 but when he was elected I was thankful that he at least promised electoral reform (which he never mentioned ever again).

theres loads of videos on jewtube on his legacy and it's very hard to find anyone with anything good to say on him in retrospect
he's actually that bad. there was so many opportunities for canada to get FUCKING RICH and become an actual world superpower but he cucked out everytime and so we stayed an irrelevant USA hat for literally no good reason

 No.169738

>>169737
Shoudda had harper again

 No.169739

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>>169738
unironically loved harper
my dad did too

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oh my whale i love pizza its unreal



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 No.172769[Reply]

Hytale is back on the menu

 No.172784

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そーなのかー
what do you mean
the vintage story dev poaching?

 No.172794

>>172784
Some guy dunno his relevance to hytale is looking to buy it back for 25million.

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>>172794
it just sounds like nothing will come out of it

 No.172797

>>172796
I hope but i am doubtful



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 No.164179[Reply]

>miku posters
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 No.172519

>>164307
true
>>164245
is it supposed to be in your face like people saying wow it's that specific %drawfagname%?
also
>literally 2 people in this board recognize
snca
>>172287
snca
>>164249
believable

 No.172522

>>172287
…and it's peak

 No.172526

>>172287
americans are gonna cry blood when they realise the treasure theyre ignoring

 No.172527

>>172287
I watched the first bernie interview a few years ago so ill get around to listening to this one soon

 No.172771

>>172287
he has no chance of becoming a president because Americans would rather vote for a guy with more hair even if they don't agree with him



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 No.172560[Reply]

Hes pretty
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 No.172657

Hes pretty

 No.172671

>>172562
There are 3 types of flowers: female, male and hermaphrodite. On the hermaphrodite flowers there are mechanisms that avoid auto-fecundation like being predominantly female with a few stames or predominantly male with a very thin ovary like in ops pic.

 No.172675

>>172671
>Futa flower

 No.172683

>>172675
>futa out of NOWHERE
tpg turn off your vpn

 No.172684




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 No.169788[Reply]

Atheist bros, IT'S OVER. YoungHoon Kim, who identifies himself on his X profile as “the World’s Highest IQ Record Holder” and lists his intelligence quotient as 276, proclaimed his Christian faith in a statement posted to X on Tuesday. “As the world’s highest IQ record holder, I believe that Jesus Christ is God, the way and the truth and the life,” he wrote.
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 No.169910

>>169907
yeah, the more you are gifted the more oblivious you get

 No.169925

jews

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 No.172659

File: 1750971502591.png (1.32 MB, 1024x1024, file.png)

>painter_dog.jpg

 No.172668

>>172659
>green pants
>white shirt
is this peter griffin



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