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/greentexts/- general Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 07:41:48 No.67568 [Reply]

we need more general generators to generally generate more generated generals or tako nešto
i'll start.
>be me
>looksmaxxed fakcel trutaku
>see a girl that i have been seeing out for a date
>she says yes
>pogger.png
>start talking about anime, games, politics
>mention how I like touhou
>she says "me too!"
>froghappy.png
>she asks me if i browse 4chan too
>say yes
>femceltradwife.png incoming
>asks me if i browse bantculture
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Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:10:10 No.67724

>>67657
The autistic misanthrope who is only capable of spouting inane blogshit knows what is and isn't funny guys.

Madokanon 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:19:27 No.67729

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>>67724
sorry that the copy-paste sense of humor you adopted to try to fit in isnt actually interesting retard

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:37:46 No.67739

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>>67655
he's being sincere!

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:38:08 No.67740

>>67739
meant for >>67657

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:56:32 No.67747

>>67655
He's rizzy

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Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 21:01:36 No.67395 [Reply]

drug addict that lived on the floor below was evicted a few months ago and they are cleaning his apartment, this was his fridge

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Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 21:10:58 No.67398

free my man he dindu nothing

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 21:11:11 No.67399

I'm wondering what could be inside

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 08:09:39 No.67573

he was mexican too wasnt he

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 08:13:09 No.67575

I just saw a naruto tatoo on the hand of the whore i work with holy fuck xir is a trootaquu

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:28:04 No.67738

The vegeta merchandise needs a home

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Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 13:07:43 No.67662 [Reply]

Should I start collecting uranium glass?

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Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:19:54 No.67730

>green

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:22:01 No.67731

shion:test

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:22:20 No.67732

stake:test

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:22:39 No.67733

I thought i could combine them tgther

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:24:09 No.67734

do a flamboyant dance

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Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 14:41:09 No.67681 [Reply]

Whate the hell is a higurashi

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Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:01:00 No.67716

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>visual novels

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:01:48 No.67718

>>67716
You can start with Saya no Uta

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:02:06 No.67719

>>67716
it's a real site….

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:02:45 No.67720

>>67716
I thought these were meatballs in a dish and now I want to puke

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:16:59 No.67728

>>67720
I get it you thought they were meatballs at first because you thought he's calling VN players faggots

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Anonymous 06/18/24 (Tue) 18:01:31 No.67042 [Reply]

>Genocide fumofags

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Anonymous 06/18/24 (Tue) 20:09:08 No.67099

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>>67096
king you dropped this

Anonymous 06/18/24 (Tue) 20:46:48 No.67100

>>67098
>>67099

Anonymous 06/18/24 (Tue) 23:27:08 No.67125

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>>67044

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 02:14:54 No.67171

>>67042
I say this

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 16:11:05 No.67725

https://x.com/krskk_/status/1803782843262439433
they fuck

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Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 11:55:49 No.67642 [Reply]

>shinto accurate youkai

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/finances/ general Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 03:58:01 No.67517 [Reply]

give and recieve financial advice in this thread

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Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 06:44:29 No.67563

>>67557
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+zelig

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 11:26:29 No.67618

STINKY LINKIES

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 11:32:46 No.67627

had a dream where I won 3 M$ on a slot machine.

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 11:39:44 No.67634

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coupons
lots of coupons
get large whopper meal for 7 bucks

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 11:43:04 No.67637

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(You) can trust J. Kenneth Spikemanningworth the 3rd!
INVEST ALL YOUR MONEY with J. Kenneth Spikemanningworth the 3rd!!!

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Tewi from touhou project 06/19/24 (Wed) 23:18:18 No.67444 [Reply]

people are asleep, when they die they wake up

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Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 02:52:15 No.67495

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>>67489
a couple winters ago i was woken up early by innumerable noisy crows, the snow was covered with patches of blood, fur and excrement belonging to a button buck, he was killed by coyotes overnight and the trees were full of crows, hawks, eagles and vultures trying to get leftovers before the carcass froze, i thought 'GIWTWM'
I would have saved some of his bones but the coyotes came back the next night and dragged him away and a new layer of snow covered their tracks

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 03:07:41 No.67499

>>67495
sad story but that deer is a proper fucking genius
are deer the next tranimal?

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 03:10:53 No.67501

>>67499
There was an incredibly shortlived period of time where bbc gangsters would repost futaba channel keiki deer memes to bant1

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 03:42:52 No.67508

>>67495
i wish i was a bird

Tewi from touhou project 06/20/24 (Thu) 11:04:01 No.67601

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>>67495
it's like gettting your whole essence scattered throughout the heavens, such a bless

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The Truth Anonymous 06/12/24 (Wed) 02:26:37 No.64357 [Reply]

I've only played PC-98 touhou era. I don't care about other non-canonical games made for a can of beer with alternative Marisas and Reimus. Your toho waifu is most likely not real and fake. You don't even know what real touhou culture is and you never will. You are just a pathetic degenerate imitation, a golem covering up real diamonds with growing feces.

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Anonymous 06/14/24 (Fri) 16:55:22 No.65436

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ZUN's PC-98 music mogs his Windows music so hard

Anonymous 06/14/24 (Fri) 17:10:57 No.65441

>>65436
meeper image + trvke text

Tewi from touhou project 06/14/24 (Fri) 17:40:33 No.65444

omg ure so me except i like PCB

Anonymous 06/14/24 (Fri) 18:12:16 No.65455

>>65436
He also didn't make a good album after DiPP

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 09:45:57 No.67589

>>65436
holy FACT.

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Anonymous 05/26/24 (Sun) 11:43:16 No.58022 [Reply]

soyteens on their way to post the most unfunny thing you’ve ever seen:

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Anonymous 05/27/24 (Mon) 18:28:53 No.58385

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>>58379
this is BBC turf i'm afraid

Anonymous 05/27/24 (Mon) 19:33:48 No.58429

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it keeps happening
it's unironically a trend now

Anonymous 05/27/24 (Mon) 20:26:27 No.58445

>>58429
snca award

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 05:49:51 No.67554

They really do that

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 09:05:58 No.67580

Would you befriend me if we met irl

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 07:09:38 No.67566 [Reply]

>justin whang will never be a wom-

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Happy Jo'onteenth Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 05:01:48 No.67220 [Reply]

How are you gonna celebrate it r/bants?

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Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 05:26:18 No.67546

>>67545
how did that look startled to you when you named it, you yourself even used it as itsovercrying just now

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 05:38:08 No.67548

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>>67546
it could be used as startled, i just didnt want to scroll down my downloads folder for a more proper sad face

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 05:42:38 No.67550

>>67548
>didn't want to scroll down my downloads for a more proper sad face
DFNHing for no reason whatsoever because apparently looks for things by scrolling rather than searching award

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 05:44:22 No.67551

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>>67550
>oh my god he used the wrong gyate
(you are the stormtrooper)

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 05:46:12 No.67552

>>67551
nope, if darth vader wanted me to twerk he would have to use the force to do it because i would not be doing that on my own volitision

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Anonymous 06/13/24 (Thu) 20:17:47 No.65061 [Reply]

I DRAAAAAAAANK AN EIGHT BALL OF SPROKE
AND NOOOOOOW I'M WRETCHED AND BROKE
AS I STARE INTO THE ENDLESS AETHOS
I SLAP MY DIAPER WITH WOE

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Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 15:08:39 No.67305

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>>65061
60% coke and 40% sprite is the best ratio for Sproke

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 15:40:13 No.67316

>>67305
[True]

Anonymous 06/19/24 (Wed) 17:22:01 No.67349

>>67300
>>67298
this is quite unlike you. An imposter, perchance.

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 04:49:12 No.67536

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>>65064

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 05:11:38 No.67544

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>>67536

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Anonymous 06/18/24 (Tue) 17:50:13 No.67021 [Reply]

>teehee I can't wait to post the frog feminization porn I drew to epically own the frog cucks

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Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 02:52:39 No.67496

>>67476
Into touhou + jaw

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 03:08:55 No.67500

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>>67476
Any women who is into nerd shit like Touhou or vidya is sus af.

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 03:18:39 No.67502

>>67496
>>67500
like 35 percent of people i saw at touhoufest were cis women, its more common than u think

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 03:27:05 No.67505

>>67502
Yeah but that jaw too. Too much shit added up

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 04:58:42 No.67540

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>>67476
watch this video for education on how to tell the difference

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Madokanon 06/20/24 (Thu) 01:06:55 No.67474 [Reply]

making another chocolate sandwich the last one didnt fill me

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Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 03:59:38 No.67518

>>67514
chocolate with bread isnt normal

Madokanon 06/20/24 (Thu) 04:01:27 No.67520

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>>67518
im not eating bars of chocolate with bread its spread chocolate

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 04:03:04 No.67522

>>67520
its still weird and gross because your combining wheat flavored sugary treat with chocolate flavored sugary treat, too of the same sweetness flavor but different kind on sweet

Madokanon 06/20/24 (Thu) 04:09:23 No.67525

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>>67522
spread chocolate is literally designed to be sandwiched go google spread chocolate and u'll get images of it on top of bread
this is u being fucking weird not the other way around

Anonymous 06/20/24 (Thu) 04:13:06 No.67526

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>>67525
leave me alone

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