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Anonymous 04/09/25 (Wed) 10:23:18 No.142559 [Reply]

God i love this shit. I love being able to breathe and smell. The more i use it the more i want it.

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Anonymous 04/10/25 (Thu) 16:35:43 No.142797

Is redpill bluepill redpill really persian?

Anonymous 04/10/25 (Thu) 16:38:14 No.142800

>>142797
yes, this is real and not fake

Anonymous 04/10/25 (Thu) 19:32:22 No.142832

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>getting owned by plants
breathe this shit in you weak bitch

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:44:34 No.145890

>>142832
that's actual

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 13:52:19 No.145893

i dont think im sick anymore but im still using the spray but i will break the addiction

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Anonymous 03/11/25 (Tue) 11:54:33 No.136200 [Reply]

georgecacas…

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:40:28 No.145871

>>145705
Blue Archive won george

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:45:30 No.145873

Bigbunjee is funny but also a nonce

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:46:23 No.145874

bigbunjee is gone now

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:51:08 No.145876

>>145874
The drugs wore off

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:56:16 No.145879

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>>145873
>>145874
>troonhu fans are so third world that they browse r34 comments

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 02:57:56 No.145566 [Reply]

Im so tired of having to deal with women moments

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Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 11:34:49 No.145842

>>145818
I never said it would be rented but that's not a bad idea actually
If there's one thing incels believe in it's falsified science so we can assure them that it's PERFECTLY safe

Anonymous !rHBy229.Xs 04/19/25 (Sat) 11:49:15 No.145852

>>145842
It's more like having an entire fake womb be delivered to your house and then you'd have to fill it with nutrients or some other maintenance shit sounds like a big pain in the ass. If I hypothetically needed to use one, I would've preferred for some company to go through the entire process on their own and just give me the resulting baby.
As in an artificial womb sounds like an industrial sized gestation device, meant to get "pregnant" as often as possible so like every 9 or 10 months, while a regular woman would realistically only get pregnant once a year at most. Though maybe the artificial womb would only stay pregnant for like 7 or less months and the baby will be just put into a contemporary incubator, since those are already a thing.

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 11:56:57 No.145858

Man all this work and people are just recreating the egg as a concept

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 11:57:59 No.145859

>>145852
You're mostly getting it, but the problem we ran into is that with babies people put on a greater level of scrutiny than with other products
The solution we landed on is that we have a big warehouse where there's a shitload of artifical wombs, but the client "owns" one of these wombs and no one else can use it, and that way it's also symbolically more like what the client wants to believe
We also get to make a little money on the sly cause the contract has a buyout clause where when you want to stop using the artifical womb you actually have to pay a fucking FEE to let us give it to someone else, it's hilarious

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 12:17:11 No.145864

you know when you think about it, getting the egg would only really be a problem for the first generation since past that point you can just grow females at needed and since women can enough eggs for a lifetime you’d only ever need to grow a woman on the odd occasion solely to harvest you eggs.

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 21:14:50 No.145463 [Reply]

> If you even visit an indian neighborhood in the US, you will see that it is generally safe but the only problem is that they don't clean poop after the dogs
> I hope that's the dogs

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 22:42:25 No.145481

>>145463
you just know

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 22:47:05 No.145483

safety dance song but it's "you can poo where you want to, you can leave your loo behind"

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 23:30:08 No.145508

Lucrative business idea: pick up dog crap in Indian neighborhoods. Charge them to clean all the shit off their property, based on their caste or caste of descent starting with $0.75/turd for dalits and ending in $4/turd with brahmins

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 00:29:07 No.145520

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>>145464
does this mean ac is a shitskin?!?!

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 08:58:24 No.145701

>>145508
That's literally dalit's job in india

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madokanon 04/17/25 (Thu) 00:02:11 No.144751 [Reply]

dead board nobody saying shit

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madokanon 04/19/25 (Sat) 04:54:33 No.145625

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>>145623
i died on the last like a nigger

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 05:00:37 No.145627

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>>145625
Well you are a swarthgoloid niggerturk so its only natural

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 05:03:32 No.145628

does anyone else miss playgrounds? now you cant swing around without looking like a pedophile. Sad!

madokanon 04/19/25 (Sat) 05:18:36 No.145631

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>He's at stage 6 with 5 lives left again?

madokanon 04/19/25 (Sat) 05:34:44 No.145636

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yippie
had i died with that many resources left i would have been branded the blackest fucking nigger to ever have existed

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Anonymous 03/09/25 (Sun) 11:16:07 No.135838 [Reply]

Does anyone else seethe when people translate "You still have phimosis" to "You are Uncircumcised" in hentai manga. Why the fuck do they do this?

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Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 09:36:04 No.136373

goyim

Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 11:31:34 No.136381

Americans are retarded and dont know what phimosis is

Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 12:31:08 No.136387

>>136373
TSMT, people blame the Jews for everything even though goys are just as bad.

Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 15:16:54 No.136409

>>135838
Jorb

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 05:26:05 No.145633

jewish plot to shame the unmutilated

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Anonymous 01/28/25 (Tue) 23:54:53 No.126847 [Reply]

just did my taxes
guys i owe the feds 15 bucks wtf do i do bros…..
also tax hate thread o algo

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Anonymous 03/11/25 (Tue) 13:18:46 No.136217

Woah thanks for reminding me

Anonymous 03/11/25 (Tue) 13:28:16 No.136218

>>126847
sucks but you'll have to increase your withholdings.
however they'll end up paying you next year.

Anonymous 03/11/25 (Tue) 19:19:52 No.136291

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got a 7k return
aka the government got a 1 year interest free loan from me for $7000 as well as about $50k directly in income tax
my state made a very large investment in my municipality's infrastructure, but i think it will be more than 5 years before my property appreciates in accordance with one year's worth of income tax, and otherwise i don't benefit from that (i am a 100km commuter and live far from downtown, where the municipal spending is centralized).
my workplace couldn't exist without society, and i'm a bad guy, so i consider it the price of being admitted to the machine (society)

and it gives me mixed feelings

Anonymous 03/11/25 (Tue) 19:25:45 No.136295

>>136218
no thats stupid just like how >>136291 says its just giving the government an interest free loan, oh but if i owe money and i dont pay it immediately i have to get fucked by the irs

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 05:25:12 No.145632

im getting my tax return im gonna buy groceries w it

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Anonymous 06/25/24 (Tue) 00:32:34 No.69396 [Reply]

>Uhhh… When you think about it… this place is called the Scarlet Devil Mansion, right?
<Yes?… (Is she dumb?)
>Well… The only scarlet devil around here is me! So, maybe you should quit bossing me around! In fact, I should be the one who -
*bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk* (Patchouli Knowledge magic)
<Now, will the "Scarlet Devil" start organising the new arrivals in the library, like I told her to half an hour ago?
>… Yes, mistress Patchouli…

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 05:33:25 No.145170

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 05:38:47 No.145172

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>>136108

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 06:52:14 No.145185

>>69396
LOL! what a funny meme! LOL!

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 06:56:58 No.145187

>>145185
yea

Anonymous 04/19/25 (Sat) 03:55:04 No.145602

>>136159
nahh im goin 2 hell 4 laffin @ dis 💀💀💀

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!!lnktKAINWo 04/16/25 (Wed) 15:52:18 No.144444 [Reply]

friendly irregular reminder

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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 16:00:48 No.144451

Stop Thinking, Start Living ← also a book title

Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 16:14:32 No.144464

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doing so can result in imprudent outbursts of reactive physical violence

Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 18:27:16 No.144507

Having an inner monologue is a sign of poor health, if you're healthy your thoughts should be a vivid imagination of pictures and sounds

Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 18:47:19 No.144515

>>144507
What if ur inner monologue voice is vegeta

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 21:29:08 No.145469

>>144464
it's ok to engage in a little reactive physical violence
as a treat

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 20:01:59 No.145427 [Reply]

4 tablespoons of salt are fatal even for a 200Kg human

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suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 04/18/25 (Fri) 20:42:21 No.145450

thridden

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 20:47:23 No.145451

Cirno cunny popsicle flavor

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 20:47:57 No.145452

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Remember to sage useless threads

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 20:51:57 No.145455

I took 1tbsp of salt and didn't feel particularly bad

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 21:45:07 No.145473

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>>145449

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 09:56:26 No.145234 [Reply]

stop banning fu7a

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 11:30:04 No.145266

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>>145262

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 11:41:51 No.145270

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>>145262

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 12:41:51 No.145287

what kind of rodent is this

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>>145262

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 16:34:31 No.145365

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stop banning

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Anonymous 03/03/25 (Mon) 14:04:51 No.134475 [Reply]

In order to make a Sonic Chao you will need to make what is called a Neutral Run Run Chao. To make a Chao look like Sonic you will need to prioritize raising its run stat a lot more than the others. The tricky part will be keeping your Chao in neutral alignment. This means you'll have to raise it using both Hero and Dark characters equally. If you use Hero characters too much you'll notice the Chao will start to turn white and gain these two small flaps on the top of its head. This means the Chao is starting to align to be a Hero Chao which is not what we want. So in this case start using Dark characters to raise the Chao. But if you use them too much the Chao will start to turn black and its wings will start to look like demon wings. Give it a while and your Chao eventually evolve into a neutral run Chao. A Chao's second evolution is more of a gradual transformation. Eventually you'll start to notice its spikes bend downward and if you use a regular two-tone Chao you'll start to see it turn blue.

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Anonymous 03/08/25 (Sat) 18:51:55 No.135722

>>135701
its real we have employed cats at my workplace
zoomers dont want to work

Anonymous 03/08/25 (Sat) 19:55:16 No.135727

>>135722

Anonymous 03/08/25 (Sat) 20:03:22 No.135729

>>135698
Kikes robbed you through inflation for many decades and now have enough land ownership and government control that they can replace you with literal cats.

Anonymous 03/13/25 (Thu) 15:40:25 No.136635

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 15:03:39 No.145329

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Beastmode

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Anonymous 04/08/25 (Tue) 20:10:46 No.142449 [Reply]

I just at 2 bags of takis

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Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 02:03:11 No.145142

>>142449
it's spelled taco dumbass

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 07:49:57 No.145194

>>145136
peak physique

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 08:59:12 No.145219

>>145136
average useless stupid drunk fucking beaner

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 09:21:01 No.145225

https://youtube.com/shorts/jbv5MwbQl3g?si=25ki90kKZs6_6-7j

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 14:33:42 No.145321

>>145136
Basadongo

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Blog entry for anti-futanri website Anonymous 03/18/25 (Tue) 19:50:45 No.137571 [Reply]

"Futanari: A Blasphemous Perversion of the Divine Order"

Since the dawn of time, man and woman have existed in harmony, their roles distinct yet complementary. The woman, bearer of life, is gifted with a sacred passage—a vessel for creation. Yet in this age of decadence, there are those who would defile this order, twisting the pure into the grotesque. Thus, we witness the abomination of futanari.

What is this, if not a mockery of nature itself? The life-giving vessel is corrupted, replaced with something alien, something unnatural. It is akin to a tree bearing meat instead of fruit, a river flowing in defiance of gravity—absurd, chaotic, and wrong. This is not progress but perversion, a rebellion against the very foundation of existence.

Why do some embrace this madness? Because humanity has always sought to taint what is good, mistaking corruption for freedom. But disorder is not liberation—it is the abyss, where all meaning dissolves. To abandon the natural order is to descend into chaos, rejecting the sacred truths that have guided civilization for millennia.

One must choose: order or disorder, nature or aberration, the sacred or the profane. The world has endured because it stands upon an unshakable foundation. And no matter how far one strays, ==The natural order will prevail.==

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Anonymous 03/22/25 (Sat) 13:30:45 No.138257

>>137777
quantum gay

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 10:57:43 No.145248

Today I will remind them

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 11:44:09 No.145271

>>137590
How can I steal this man's shirt and wallet
I think knocking him out will be easy I just need to find him that's the hard part

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 13:18:05 No.145291

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fvta website

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 13:22:47 No.145293

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>>145291
>fvta

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Anonymous 04/16/25 (Wed) 22:49:47 No.144676 [Reply]

will the clover take revenge on the soybean?

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Anonymous 04/17/25 (Thu) 21:52:02 No.145090

>>145083
the glowies no longer have /pol/ to lurk and influence mentally unstable 18-24 year olds into extremism.
there are worse things/migrants that can happen to it.

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 00:20:05 No.145119

>>145083
this is unironically a warning
listing your site at the end of the raid unironically probably put every glowing agent into rapeson mode and they're still getting paid by the hour.
producing one's own demise through unforseen censequences, Pandora's box is open now.
good job.

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 00:26:15 No.145120

>>145083
GEEEEEEEEEG we shartykings would never use your shitty website

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 00:33:20 No.145122

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2 to every actual poster the glowniggers of /pol/ are no longer restrained to the hell of trying to divide the braindaged users of /pol/ anymore.
it's actually the end of the internet in ernest.

Anonymous 04/18/25 (Fri) 07:50:15 No.145195

>>145122
idgi

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