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Fumo thread Anonymous 11/01/24 (Fri) 17:44:58 No.107445 [Reply]

VHEN DER FUMO SAYS VE IST DE MASTER RACE VE HEIL HEIL RIGHT IN DER FUMO'S FACE!
NOT TO LOVE DER FUMO IS A GREAT DISGRACE SO VE HEIL HEIL RIGHT IN DER FUMO'S FACE!
IS VE NOT THE FUMO MAN
GOOBOO PURE-A FUMO MAN
JA VE IST DA FUMO MAN
SUPER DUPER FUMO MAN
IS THIS FUMO PLUSH SO GOOD
WOULD YOU BOUNCE IT IF YOU COULD
JA, ZIS FUMO PLUSH SO GOOD
WE WOULD-A BOUNCE IT-A IF-A WE COULD

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Anonymous 03/14/25 (Fri) 21:02:45 No.136905

i own a renko fumo, tenshi fumo, cirno fumo, yuyuko fumo, satori fumo, koishi fumo and a alice fumo someone please donate me a golden frying pan on tf2 pls im broke from fumo buying

Anonymous 03/14/25 (Fri) 21:27:37 No.136910

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>>136905

Anonymous 03/15/25 (Sat) 21:10:34 No.137021

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DJ Skinhead Extreme Terror

Anonymous 03/24/25 (Mon) 00:36:49 No.138683

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>>109807

Anonymous 03/24/25 (Mon) 06:43:25 No.138703

>>136910
is that friendly hi faggot! or hostile hi faggot!
>>138683
zhongguoren

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Abrahamic religions Anonymous 12/13/24 (Fri) 09:17:52 No.116521 [Reply]

Post funny Jew quotes and funny Jew practices. Please do not post fake ass quotes made up by anti semites, only post real authentic Jew quotes. You can also post funny Christian or Muslim quotes/behavior if you want. Any Abrahamic religion is acceptable to make fun of.

This thread is for humor, please do not post stuff that isn't funny.

> Some Jews think Adam was a futa.

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Anonymous 03/10/25 (Mon) 10:43:16 No.136028

>>136027
I mean Jesus's younger brother. IDK why I typed nephew.

Anonymous 03/10/25 (Mon) 11:28:25 No.136030

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Anonymous 03/15/25 (Sat) 01:05:00 No.136930

Program Requirements
Halacha 101 Fundamentals of Faith
Halacha 102 Expertise in Monotheism and Idolatry, Blasphemy, Animals and Murder.
Halacha 103 Expertise in marital Laws
Halacha 104 Expertise in Courts and Laws of Theft
Halacha 105 Expertise in Courts and Laws of Murder
Halacha 106 Expertise in Laws of Idolatry, Murder and Theft
Halacha 107 Expertise in Laws of Blasphemy, Theft, Food and Murder
Halacha 108 Expertise in Laws of Murder, Theft, Blasphemy and Food
Chassidut 201 The Gate of Unity and Faith
Chassidut 202 Mystical Knowledge of the Devine Unity
Rambam 301 Torah Sources, Time Manameeperent, Redemption and Festivals
History 501 The History of the Noahide Movement
Tanach 401 The Book of Genese
Tanach 401 The Book of Exodus
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Anonymous 03/22/25 (Sat) 22:00:44 No.138417

Ancient jewgold stash.

Anonymous 03/24/25 (Mon) 06:36:59 No.138699

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New futa reference found in judaism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_toy#Talmud
https://www.sefaria.org/Avodah_Zarah.44a.5?lang=en&lookup=likeness%20of%20a%20male%20organ,%20and%20she%20would%20engage%20in%20sexual%20activity%20with%20it%20daily&namedEntity=maacah-(ambiguous)&namedEntityText=Maacah&with=Lexicon&lang2=en
> Rabbi Yosei said to them: But isn’t it already stated concerning Asa: “And he also removed Maacah his mother from being
queen, because she had made an abominable image [miflatztah] for an ashera”
> The meeperara tangentially inquires about the meaning of a word in the verse quoted above. What is the meaning of “miflatztah”? Rav Yehuda says: It means an object that intensifies [mafli] licentiousness [leitzanuta]; as Rabbi Yosef teaches: Maacah fashioned upon the idol the likeness of a male organ, and she would engage in sexual activity with it daily.

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Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 21:02:12 No.138648 [Reply]

Stop banning me faggot

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Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 21:06:38 No.138652

>>138651
ac is asexual thoughever

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 21:07:21 No.138653

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>>138651

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 21:13:25 No.138656

>>138652
what the school of iramqi does to a nigga

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>>138651
where’s that child porn? can i see it?

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 23:19:44 No.138677

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>>138651

bruh

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Trans thread Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 19:27:10 No.138633 [Reply]

Post things proving you are trans

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Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 21:55:13 No.138661

>>138659
no. hormones don't affect that sort of thing actually, contrary to popular belief

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 21:56:59 No.138662

>>138645
how's your relationship with your dad?

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 22:07:59 No.138663

>>138645
More like "Discord after use" amirite fellow trans sisters xD

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 22:15:34 No.138667

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>>138663
Lois this is friggin comedy gold

Anonymous 03/28/25 (Fri) 19:59:02 No.139604

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Anonymous 02/07/25 (Fri) 12:18:53 No.129470 [Reply]

im sad and lonely and need a significant other

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Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 06:43:54 No.138512

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>>138509
Holy kek! Banttrannies stay btfod! Malding over what? I wasn't even talking to him and he's raging! Another effortless win for /qa/!

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 07:22:33 No.138517

>>138449
real

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 18:26:00 No.138611

>>138512
Glad ur playing for the keyed team

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 18:42:15 No.138619

>the keyed team

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 18:47:07 No.138621

>>138619
missed

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🇰🇿🇵🇱🇲🇦 02/16/25 (Sun) 13:53:00 No.130890 [Reply]

literally me

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Anonymous 02/16/25 (Sun) 23:57:49 No.131031

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bruh cell is a footfag

Anonymous 02/17/25 (Mon) 00:03:49 No.131032

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>bruh this imperfect cell is off model

Anonymous 02/17/25 (Mon) 01:04:42 No.131037

>>130922
yeah people generally suck

Artem Hitlerenko 03/23/25 (Sun) 18:01:36 No.138606

You don't look like this

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 18:46:27 No.138620

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>>138606
poland,redpill,lolk_marisa,bluepill said it's him

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Anonymous 01/01/25 (Wed) 04:42:19 No.120194 [Reply]

year of the snake thread

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Anonymous 02/12/25 (Wed) 01:55:48 No.130178

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>year of the snake thread

Anonymous 02/12/25 (Wed) 17:29:34 No.130312

lizards arent snakes

Anonymous 02/12/25 (Wed) 20:17:45 No.130339

>>130178
gomadare wakakage gif

Artem Hitlerenko 03/23/25 (Sun) 17:56:46 No.138596

gomadare

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 17:59:51 No.138602

gangster Bill

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Anonymous 02/06/25 (Thu) 18:39:49 No.129309 [Reply]

gender of countries in german

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feminine 02/06/25 (Thu) 20:06:40 No.129330

>>129309
plural feminine
>>129318
masculine

Anonymous 02/07/25 (Fri) 16:10:44 No.129507

rape

Anonymous 02/07/25 (Fri) 16:13:37 No.129509

>>129507
'son

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 17:49:43 No.138592

teehee

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 17:59:38 No.138600

>>129309
Why dosen't german have "futa" as a gramatical gender.

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Based aryan thread (dravidans not allowed) Pajeet Patel 02/21/25 (Fri) 08:19:55 No.132027 [Reply]

Hello, my fellow aryan sirs. What have you coded today?

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Anonymous 02/21/25 (Fri) 10:57:51 No.132075

>>132041
>>132070
Allegedly lua only has hashmaps.

Anonymous 02/21/25 (Fri) 11:02:58 No.132076

>>132040
Stop being a lazy bitchass nigga

Anonymous 02/21/25 (Fri) 12:34:07 No.132097

>>132075
me, when {1, 2, 3, 4}

Anonymous 02/21/25 (Fri) 12:35:11 No.132098

>>132040
don't even try to learn this shit if you don't have either monotone robot voice or high pitched nasal youtube essay voice

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 17:47:19 No.138590

>>132040
How is the progress?

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Anonymous 03/22/25 (Sat) 22:19:57 No.138433 [Reply]

Why doesnt dumpf get rid of this?

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Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 07:37:24 No.138525

>>138433
Who do you think is he working for?

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 07:45:58 No.138534

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>>138523
Actually they're tapering QT rn

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 07:46:59 No.138536

>>138525
jews

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 09:09:24 No.138537

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>>138433
>Why doesnt dumpf get rid of this?

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 16:12:01 No.138576

Umm he's like half doing this by appealing to crypto or something lol

Anonymous 03/22/25 (Sat) 13:36:16 No.138259 [Reply]

Blud is COOKED

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Anonymous 03/22/25 (Sat) 18:46:57 No.138328

IT LIVES

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 06:15:12 No.138507

I found a whole octopus. But its dead so no anal tentacles

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 07:45:06 No.138533

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Octopussy

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 14:11:21 No.138564

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>>138533
Delete this

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 14:59:01 No.138570

>>138564
Havent played the 2nd game yet so i dont feel bad for mutilating and eating this octopus

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Anonymous 03/11/25 (Tue) 18:53:37 No.136281 [Reply]

> pajeets don't reply to the pajeet hate thread

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Anonymous 03/11/25 (Tue) 20:26:49 No.136311

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Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 03:43:04 No.136350

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>>136281
They're to busy doing damage control and defending Sig Sauer on 4Chüd /k/ and Twatter because a P320 discharged into a cops ass (again) as a result of the safety mechanisms failing (again).

If you wanna talk to butthurt Indians and also make fun of retarded brand loyalists look for discussions about the P320 and M17 be it those being shat on or heavily shilled in favor of.

In short, Sig ain't what they used to be.

Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 03:44:30 No.136351

Whoops, I swear all that reddit spacing is an accident…

Anonymous 03/12/25 (Wed) 04:39:49 No.136356

>>136350
I've always irrationally hated sig and I can't put my finger on why, thanks for validating my autism. Do a post on why the HK416 is an overrated piece of shit next.

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 03:45:42 No.138503

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>>136356
>Do a post on why the HK416 is an overrated piece of shit next.
Isn't that just an AR with a piston instead of a direct impinmeeperent gas tube? I don't really have any strong opinions on it either way behind fuck H&K for not chrome lining their barrels for the price they're charging.

I dunno doesn't the HK416 just exist because of Muhreen and German autism and a fear of future trench warfare?

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Fact thread Anonymous 03/21/25 (Fri) 10:33:57 No.138063 [Reply]

Post your favourite facts

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Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 01:36:20 No.138481

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>>138235
underageb& arent allowed here GTFO

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 02:15:00 No.138489

>>138481
Im an adult

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 02:26:16 No.138494

>>138489
Too tall for a troonhou fan tbh

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 02:32:44 No.138496

>>138494
what height should i be?

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 02:51:51 No.138499

>>138108
why would any self respecting man go through the humiliating ritual of approaching women and dating them

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Anonymous 03/22/25 (Sat) 05:49:58 No.138210 [Reply]

Did you know that 2 of the 3 biggest retards in history are Spanish?

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Anonymous 03/22/25 (Sat) 18:46:23 No.138327

what does this mean for 'sp

Anonymous 03/22/25 (Sat) 21:52:20 No.138408

>>138211
God I wish that were me.

Anonymous 03/22/25 (Sat) 21:58:20 No.138416

Im sure the most retarded rulers would be some ancient chinese niggers or some niggers from byzantine

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 02:27:02 No.138495

>>138240
Arminius was smart tho

Anonymous 03/23/25 (Sun) 06:34:26 No.138508

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>says the autistic retard who prays to the magic kike while reading tarot cards, and at the same time calling others heathens
>says the autistic retard whose country ruined the rest of Europe 3 times and still going in process of another one

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Anonymous 02/01/25 (Sat) 18:38:02 No.128028 [Reply]

*taps the sign*

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Anonymous 02/12/25 (Wed) 23:37:45 No.130372

>>130289
If your PSL was above 4 you would never even consider the military…

Anonymous 02/13/25 (Thu) 02:49:28 No.130383

>>130289
Sometimes (way too fucking often) I can't tell if he's trolling or was actually considering it (apparently carefree neet life is not enough).

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Anonymous 03/22/25 (Sat) 20:07:33 No.138371

>>138370
dats Shani Louk

Anonymous 03/22/25 (Sat) 20:17:48 No.138372

>>138370
Man on the right

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