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 No.139119[Reply]

We need more interesting things to talk about
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 No.139247

>>139243
me too

 No.139320

>>139243
I just had the insanae realization that February is Black History Month

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>>139122
oogh the The Smiths thread died 💔

 No.139835

>>139122
/bant/ is an 80s board

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 No.99764[Reply]

>mpreghu
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 No.122557

>>99764
Bump because relevancy.

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 No.131418

saving this meeper

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 No.139834

Muh dick when the boyhus balls start ovulating



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 No.138687[Reply]

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 No.138829

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Women can't have sex with each other. Anything that a woman can do with another woman would not be considered sex if it were a woman and a man.

If you lick a woman's pussy and nothing else can you say you had sex with her? No. If you stick a dildo in a woman's pussy and nothing else, can you say you had sex with her? No. If you rub your dick on the exterior of a woman's pussy and don't insert it, can you say you had sex with her? No.

Women can't do anything more than that. Therefore women can't have sex with each other.

 No.138830

>>138829
Eirin's futa pills have entered the chat

 No.139752

>>138829
What is sex? Genital to genital contact.

What is homosexuality? The attraction to the secondary sexual characteristics of the same sex. Lesbians find female features attractive. IE: their secondary sexual characteristics. It has nothing to do with whether you use a dildo or not. This is also why futa isn't gay.

 No.139832

>>138829
So true georgedy, lesbians OWNED
Have you ever had sex btw?

 No.139839

People should stop thinking about sex forever



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 No.129060[Reply]

sleep deprivation makes me usually very mad and irritated and seek fights
happens wuth you too?
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 No.139751

>>139665
I unironically don't ever drink water anymore, only fruit juice, sweet tea, coffee, milk and soda, plain water has no nutritional value whatsoever

 No.139753

>>139650
Imagine having to live like ts 🥀

 No.139754

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>I unironically don't ever drink water anymore, only fruit juice, sweet tea, coffee, milk and soda, plain water has no nutritional value whatsoever

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>>139751
Ok piss drinker

 No.139789

>>139788
epic vid



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 No.118406[Reply]

pls rember
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test

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>>121083
is it here yet

 No.136166

>>136156
oh fug i forgot shit its probably got stolen

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pls rember

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 No.128530[Reply]

Trump is going to change our lives so much bros.
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gasp

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>>128530
>Trump is going to change our lives so much bros.

 No.132563

>>132544
Maybe he's jewish

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 No.139773

>>128689
This image resonates with me so much



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 No.139329[Reply]

The high iq/midwit dichotomy is literally just jew/goy but you get to be the jew
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 No.139686

bump doe

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>>139679
sanae?

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>>139690
boobie booba tiddies tits

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>>139737
Actually its pretty hairy sorry to disappoint



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 No.121626[Reply]

No. Caste will never go. I will tell my kid we are Brahmin. My kid will tell his/her kids we are Brahmin. I am proud of who I am.
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>>135011
why are georgedies so obsessed with eye color I don't even notice it or forget after few seconds
most people probably don't, I remember my dad asking me what my eye color is because he didn't know despite living under the same roof

 No.135017

>>135013
Autistic pattern recognition + 18h/day of mental masturbation trying to justify own existence

 No.139691

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new Yassyblast

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>>139691
Yassyshit you mean

 No.139712

>>135013
Thats just unironic autism that you dont look at peoples eyes



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 No.139016[Reply]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my (and your) dick, it disgusted me.
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 No.139508

Idk even know what i was trying to convey i was probably drunk

 No.139675

>>139508
You're trying to say you're a gay bottom

 No.139676

>>139675
said by the guy getting triple penetrated by slovenian trannies

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>>139676
Everyone knows Slovenians only bottom retard

 No.139703

>>139700
Then whatever other eastern european trannies youve met up with on your chaser sex tourism



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 No.124743[Reply]

I remember there was a time people were so against MTX and DLC and boycott games at the thought of them and now people will bend over and spead their cheeks for devs to dump some slop skins down their asshole for 60 bucks
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 No.139680

Isnt oblivion older than minecraft

 No.139682

>>139535
>>139680
THAT'S THE JOKE

 No.139685

>>139150
bruh that so-called retro game is much more recent than oblivion doe

 No.139687

>>139685
THAT'S THE FUCKING JOKE!!!!!

 No.139689

>>139687
for real, mixing up games like that, what a joke!



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 No.139495[Reply]

> TFW наебываешь гоев
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 No.139511

>>139509
I saw it

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>>139511
It wasn't funny so I had to revise it

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> TFW наебываешь гоев

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 No.139655

>>139569
*TFW наебали гоя



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 No.139612[Reply]

Me on the left
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 No.139619

>>139617
it doesn't cut

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>>139616
I feel like that's a little disproportionate for what he said

 No.139622

>>139616
I feel this is an understatement

 No.139624

>>139616
i feel like this is an adequate response



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>Yaasss Grunwald slay those evil szwab małpas. Kurwa! My wife will stay SZLACHTA OWNED. Tak, to jest dobre… WE WUZ HUSSARS N SHIT!
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erm?

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>>133900
orin norwood strelok hairline

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 No.139623

>>133900
cant you just masturbate to your fetish in private ?



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 No.139485[Reply]

Reading the talmud right now, what am i in for?
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 No.139559

>>139558
we have a superstition here that having a painting of a jew will bring one wealth

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>>139486
Vat of pig shit to be precise

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>Jesus goes to hell and boils in a vat of shit iirc
>Vat of pig shit to be precise

 No.139591

>>139558
I literally did the same thing you did (looked up the talmid on wikipedo after seeing this thread)

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>>139551
even doe everyone knows shalom and everyone who follows interviews of Corey Gil-Shuster in Israel knows mekhablim



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 No.135926[Reply]

Gens*kyo could never
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>>139526
This is what a high IQ post looks like

 No.139561

>>139526
holy fucking brap



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