[ bant / j3 ] [ rizz ] [ faq ] [ booru ] [ opia ] [ Home ]

/bant/ - International Random

losers, creeps, whales
news blotter
[View News - 04/01/25]

PSA Blotter

04/01/25 Added nothing for April Fools
10/15/24 Oh fuck, this website is one year old 🎉
10/05/24 'Archive This Thread' now works, archive.org also functional
09/13/24 'polite sage' Email option is now real
08/30/24 A new BFC theme has replaced 'Keyed Frog' in the Options menu
07/04/24 Dead threads prune fast; read about it!
06/10/24 .webp and .swf (with Ruffle) are here
06/05/24 Mobile rizz page... just got an apply button.
04/22/24 Updated embeds - New /j/ replacement
04/01/24 /bant/ no culture
01/10/24 Site upgrades and NSFW filter; click "Options" to test it out.
01/06/24 Triumph of the Whale (formatting)
12/23/23 Big Christmas Thing!
11/18/23 /j/ has been unlocked for site meta and to contain non-otaku shit
11/17/23 Removed all anti-spam. The hood has survived one month.
11/07/23 Upgraded rizz. Added recent. Fixed large file uploads breaking.
11/06/23 The hood has breached 1000
11/03/23 log is out. It's called ORIN. It's because 3 syllables is bad for mewing.
10/15/23 Flags? DONE. Visit >>>/rizz/
10/13/23 Holy FUARK. The circlejerk got LEAKED and there was an INVASION.
09/14/23 New playground invented: /bant/ - International/Random

Name
Email
Subject
Comment
Flags
File
Embed
Password (For file deletion.)

Enter 'hecatiaballs' to post + Spare domain: bernkastel.mooo.com

[Orin] [Archive]

File: 1744194198030.jpeg (347.4 KB, 3000x3000, b6dbd01d-87f8-4a8b-a2f9-0….jpeg)

 No.142559[Reply]

God i love this shit. I love being able to breathe and smell. The more i use it the more i want it.
17 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.142797

Is redpill bluepill redpill really persian?

 No.142800

>>142797
yes, this is real and not fake

 No.142832

File: 1744313542103.png (497.59 KB, 1280x939, 1709339025250158.png)

>getting owned by plants
breathe this shit in you weak bitch

 No.145890

>>142832
that's actual

 No.145893

i dont think im sick anymore but im still using the spray but i will break the addiction



File: 1745067220096.jpg (156.5 KB, 1170x1039, GleIfKeW8AAS7pW.jpg)

 No.145878[Reply]

>calling pagan philosophers the prophets of the gentiles is just a christian attempt a recon-

 No.145883

every thread deserves a reply



File: 1741694073199.jpg (235.3 KB, 1080x597, chudcels.jpg)

 No.136200[Reply]

georgecacas…
11 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.145871

>>145705
Blue Archive won george

 No.145873

Bigbunjee is funny but also a nonce

 No.145874

bigbunjee is gone now

 No.145876

>>145874
The drugs wore off

 No.145879

File: 1745067376840.png (196.65 KB, 341x352, c6516f5da66f3494481ca720e8….png)

>>145873
>>145874
>troonhu fans are so third world that they browse r34 comments



File: 1745031476870.png (20.78 KB, 800x500, 8921 - double_dealing_char….png)

 No.145566[Reply]

Im so tired of having to deal with women moments
21 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.145842

>>145818
I never said it would be rented but that's not a bad idea actually
If there's one thing incels believe in it's falsified science so we can assure them that it's PERFECTLY safe

 No.145852

>>145842
It's more like having an entire fake womb be delivered to your house and then you'd have to fill it with nutrients or some other maintenance shit sounds like a big pain in the ass. If I hypothetically needed to use one, I would've preferred for some company to go through the entire process on their own and just give me the resulting baby.
As in an artificial womb sounds like an industrial sized gestation device, meant to get "pregnant" as often as possible so like every 9 or 10 months, while a regular woman would realistically only get pregnant once a year at most. Though maybe the artificial womb would only stay pregnant for like 7 or less months and the baby will be just put into a contemporary incubator, since those are already a thing.

 No.145858

Man all this work and people are just recreating the egg as a concept

 No.145859

>>145852
You're mostly getting it, but the problem we ran into is that with babies people put on a greater level of scrutiny than with other products
The solution we landed on is that we have a big warehouse where there's a shitload of artifical wombs, but the client "owns" one of these wombs and no one else can use it, and that way it's also symbolically more like what the client wants to believe
We also get to make a little money on the sly cause the contract has a buyout clause where when you want to stop using the artifical womb you actually have to pay a fucking FEE to let us give it to someone else, it's hilarious

 No.145864

you know when you think about it, getting the egg would only really be a problem for the first generation since past that point you can just grow females at needed and since women can enough eggs for a lifetime you’d only ever need to grow a woman on the odd occasion solely to harvest you eggs.



File: 1745010889991.png (80.29 KB, 407x361, 12137 - happy kanmarisa ki….png)

 No.145463[Reply]

> If you even visit an indian neighborhood in the US, you will see that it is generally safe but the only problem is that they don't clean poop after the dogs
> I hope that's the dogs
2 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.145481

>>145463
you just know

 No.145483

safety dance song but it's "you can poo where you want to, you can leave your loo behind"

 No.145508

Lucrative business idea: pick up dog crap in Indian neighborhoods. Charge them to clean all the shit off their property, based on their caste or caste of descent starting with $0.75/turd for dalits and ending in $4/turd with brahmins

 No.145520

File: 1745022546966.png (541.15 KB, 900x700, 1704688142047.png)

>>145464
does this mean ac is a shitskin?!?!

 No.145701

>>145508
That's literally dalit's job in india



File: 1743774014044.jpg (25.97 KB, 647x567, 77d.jpg)

 No.141380[Reply]

its #frogfriday

 No.145655

yeah

 No.145656

File: 1745041286326.jpg (151.11 KB, 1107x1356, 3213214214214.jpg)




File: 1734560953035.png (2.9 MB, 3200x1524, 1734458725928.png)

 No.117505[Reply]

Anime hate thread
16 posts and 10 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.129530

Fru

 No.135422

rup

 No.141391

a

 No.145648

frup

 No.145654

File: 1745041250888.jpg (152.28 KB, 1107x1365, 321321421421.jpg)




File: 1742861191362.jpg (53.74 KB, 441x436, 1718995613639248.jpg)

 No.138836[Reply]

I completely forgot this website existed and it's probably for the better.
3 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.138860

File: 1742891981636.png (77.29 KB, 270x270, 1737135276298.png)


 No.138864

lol
frognigger

 No.139159

File: 1743024581547.png (361.58 KB, 3168x3080, mr-frog high quality.png)

>frog friday in 2 days

 No.145644

frup

 No.145649

File: 1745041205807.jpg (153.99 KB, 1107x1381, 76585648531232332142132132….jpg)




File: 1738169038197.png (70.94 KB, 498x498, pepe-small-eyes.png)

 No.127046[Reply]

Why did we put the white man's nations on the top of the map
13 posts and 3 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.138940

>>138938
there are only 3 races caucasoid negroid mongoloid
jews are caucasoid (white)

 No.138960

>>138940
which one are latinx

 No.138961

>>138960
Caucasoid

 No.145641

frup.

 No.145643

File: 1745041113319.jpg (159.69 KB, 1107x1396, 7658564853123.jpg)




File: 1737735395859.png (1.1 MB, 3041x2825, 11597 - meme moriya_suwako….png)

 No.125837[Reply]

I want to put a colonoscopy camera up iramqis fun-hole and see all the wonders that are hidden
77 posts and 38 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.130149

>>130148
>QBZ-95

 No.131870

Frup

 No.136851

frup friday

 No.145638

froop

 No.145642

File: 1745041082287.jpg (159.76 KB, 1107x1396, 7658564853.jpg)




File: 1742588988359.jpg (33.12 KB, 680x571, 2a6.jpg)

 No.138143[Reply]

>>138140
good thing im not posting in this thread
4 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.138153

>>138150
exactly, I would donate some ass hair to you if you ever go bald, brother.

 No.138156

>>138153
thanks 🥹

 No.138157

File: 1742590535783.png (2.16 MB, 1200x1200, file.png)

>>138155

 No.145639

frup

 No.145640

File: 1745041046061.jpg (236.61 KB, 1107x1398, 765856485.jpg)




File: 1744848131572.jpg (207.09 KB, 1119x741, 05da02fce0b548442fab2aa495….jpg)

 No.144751[Reply]

dead board nobody saying shit
42 posts and 24 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.145625

File: 1745038473736.png (437.63 KB, 1003x1015, 521352316213612.png)

>>145623
i died on the last like a nigger

 No.145627

File: 1745038837359.jpg (48.75 KB, 411x402, 1737505548398223.jpg)

>>145625
Well you are a swarthgoloid niggerturk so its only natural

 No.145628

does anyone else miss playgrounds? now you cant swing around without looking like a pedophile. Sad!

 No.145631

File: 1745039916548.png (13.24 KB, 502x565, 8c894831928a591489b29adbf8….png)

>He's at stage 6 with 5 lives left again?

 No.145636

File: 1745040883962.png (1.21 MB, 1103x828, 5432623623723.png)

yippie
had i died with that many resources left i would have been branded the blackest fucking nigger to ever have existed



File: 1741518967817.gif (341.94 KB, 250x250, jorb.gif)

 No.135838[Reply]

Does anyone else seethe when people translate "You still have phimosis" to "You are Uncircumcised" in hentai manga. Why the fuck do they do this?
8 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.136373

goyim

 No.136381

Americans are retarded and dont know what phimosis is

 No.136387

>>136373
TSMT, people blame the Jews for everything even though goys are just as bad.

 No.136409


 No.145633

jewish plot to shame the unmutilated



File: 1738108493536.jpg (20.95 KB, 262x300, 1573034273969.jpg)

 No.126847[Reply]

just did my taxes
guys i owe the feds 15 bucks wtf do i do bros…..
also tax hate thread o algo
11 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.136217

Woah thanks for reminding me

 No.136218

>>126847
sucks but you'll have to increase your withholdings.
however they'll end up paying you next year.

 No.136291

File: 1741720792233.jpg (1.18 MB, 1960x2880, 710d97de71e1494d56aa1fe3b9….jpg)

got a 7k return
aka the government got a 1 year interest free loan from me for $7000 as well as about $50k directly in income tax
my state made a very large investment in my municipality's infrastructure, but i think it will be more than 5 years before my property appreciates in accordance with one year's worth of income tax, and otherwise i don't benefit from that (i am a 100km commuter and live far from downtown, where the municipal spending is centralized).
my workplace couldn't exist without society, and i'm a bad guy, so i consider it the price of being admitted to the machine (society)

and it gives me mixed feelings

 No.136295

>>136218
no thats stupid just like how >>136291 says its just giving the government an interest free loan, oh but if i owe money and i dont pay it immediately i have to get fucked by the irs

 No.145632

im getting my tax return im gonna buy groceries w it



File: 1708277901706.jpg (376.44 KB, 850x1042, mystia_pink.jpg)

 No.31196[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Name says it all - Post rock and metal and related stuff here
235 posts and 67 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

 No.143302

File: 1744504048615.png (1006.17 KB, 818x630, Christian and the Hedgehog….png)

>>91066
Oh hey, I made that edit and I've never posted it outside of /prog/.
Magma's the greatest band on the planet

 No.143320

File: 1744521463187.png (197.99 KB, 1600x1651, 81db5c2a8d1e530d28e51917ce….png)

At the bar today it was all heavy metal bands playing, which was based. One of the sound guys/groupies/friends or whatever of one of the bands said he was thinking about forming a band and told me I have a nice voice and I should be a part so I gave him my number
He told me he needed a bassist which works out for me because I've actually been considering picking up bass for a few months and I think this might give me the motivation I need to actually stick with it instead of dropping it after a week. Even if the band doesn't work out everyone knows that women universally love bass players.
I'm just worried about band drama, if it does work out. Has anybody in bint been in a band? Is band drama common? How bad does it get?
Btw I don't expect to make money on this especially considering I'm just starting from scratch so I already know I'm ngmi as a rockstar, no need to point it out

 No.143658

File: 1744678335963.mp3 (6.74 MB, 07 - As The Seasons Grey.mp3)


 No.145616


 No.145621

File: 1745037638530.png (2.26 MB, 3541x2508, 89509956_p57.png)

>>106362
kinda interesting



Delete Post [ ]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34] [35] [36] [37] [38] [39] [40]
| Orin
[ bant / j3 ] [ rizz ] [ faq ] [ booru ] [ opia ] [ Home ]