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Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 05:06:57 No.237288 [Reply]

>its another person mistakes me for a female irl or thought i was a women on the phone

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Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 05:25:13 No.182306 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

hello i made whalejak.party mc server 169.150.134.103:25565 go play it

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Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 00:57:34 No.237244

>>237243
Are u adding a rape mechanic to go along with them

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 00:57:57 No.237245

>>237244
Well that clears things up then
Nah let's not get horny in here

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 00:58:32 No.237246

>>237245
It was only a joke king

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 01:01:35 No.237248

>>237246
No worries lamb, you were a vehicle for creating clarity that I won't add erp sex mechanics
:ominous:

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 04:53:35 No.237287

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Duuuude cold cirno lmao

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Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 00:08:48 No.237229 [Reply]

I want to lay out the steps i developed to change my sexuality and my gender. this guide is for people who are 100% committed to breaking their straight male identity.

>1. break off any hetero relationship. Even if she is accepting.
>2. publicly come out as gay, even if you are bi and attracted to women– assume this is mere admiration for now.
>3. Be volcel while you recondition your behavior (12 months)
>4. Behavioral conditioning: only pee sitting down, shave/epilate your legs, start masturbating anally, or prone. Use a cock cage and vibrator if that helps. Adopt a feminine skincare/shower routine. Follow these rules strictly!
>5. Listen to gay/sissy affirmations regularly, ideally with headphones and sensory deprivation. Mild dissociatives like weed can help.
>5. start wearing women's underwear.
>6. Once your ass is used to penetration, begin hooking up with guys (Carefully!). Don't worry if you aren't hard during sex,. just learn about your type in guys is. (12-24 months.)
>7. choose female name, and convert your online identity to feminine– MtF, NB, Femboy, etc. Do NOT openly identify as a "sissy" or openly associate with taboo fetishes.
>8. If the feminine personality and voice feels natural, begin HRT.
>9. tell your doctor you have genital dysphoria, hate erections and want SRS, this makes them take you more seriously and give better care.
>10. ask your physician for a referral for orchi, you are eligible at 6 months HRT.
>11. at this point, come out as trans to everyone and start girlmoding. Once you're full time, discontinue hypnotic affirmations.
>12. Start scheduling FFS and any other cosmetic surgeries you want.
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Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 03:15:45 No.237280

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>>237279
He shouldnt have sounded so much then

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 03:16:15 No.237281

I wish my slong was long enough to dip the toliet water when i shit

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 03:36:14 No.237283

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>>237281
Take it from me, no you don't

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 03:59:22 No.237284

>>237281
I have had this problem but only with small sized toilets.

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 04:48:06 No.237286

>>237267
cute pony

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Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 03:01:54 No.237270 [Reply]

When I was 14 I went to woodworking class and I was like "yeah we 4channers just got trump elected" and my soyboy friend was like "4chan did NOT get trump elected"
what a delusional and arrogant troon he was

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 03:07:24 No.237272

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He’s right doe, us troons and tranny grooming circles got xim elected for TRANS RIGHTS SAAR!!!!

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 03:08:00 No.237273

>woodworking class
Reminded me of that story of the agp teacher that came to class with insanaely huge prosthetic boobs

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 03:11:31 No.237277

>>237273
Lmao i member
:kasawalk:

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 03:26:06 No.237282

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kek, (((they))) won't like this one

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 04:16:14 No.237285

>what a delusional and arrogant troon he was
Was it Kaze
:waka:

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Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 20:21:49 No.237110 [Reply]

>decaffeinated coffee
What kind of tortured soul drink this shit?

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Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 22:09:52 No.237164

>>237158

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 22:10:27 No.237165

>>237158
Chungus

SlimJim 12/06/25 (Sat) 00:30:25 No.237235

>>237146
Black coffee is very nice to break up something sweet like a pastry

There's also that Starbucks crap that's overly sweet if you're into that

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 00:49:45 No.237240

>>237110
My dad drinks this because he has non-alchoholic fatty liver disease and read that drinking coffee can lower your ALT score but dosen't like the caffeine.

My mom drank decaf coffee because she used to be addicted to caffeine and still liked drinking coffee as part of her daily routine.

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 03:09:47 No.237276

>>237116

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Anonymous 09/13/24 (Fri) 22:30:25 No.95935 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

NIGGERBOOZE FRIDAY

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Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 15:04:31 No.236865

I'm gonna booze tn
Orange juice with whiskey why not

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 15:04:54 No.236866

>>236862
>Friday's over
never happened, it's always Friday deep inside your heart

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 15:06:52 No.236868

>>236865
it's not the worst mix, but you'll wake up with acid reflux tomorrow. though you will take the most amazing shit you've had in years. trust me, I'm a professional aboriginal.

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 15:07:48 No.236871

>>236866
I do believe this.

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 02:48:59 No.237268

I'm boozing whiskey + mango juice + ice
It's actually pretty good

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Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 08:01:34 No.236659 [Reply]

add it

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Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 19:46:50 No.237100

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Umbella maze lamp

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 22:46:29 No.237194

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Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 22:49:43 No.237196

:milk:

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 02:17:55 No.237262

I’m gonna stink up the board until he adds it.
:smell:

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 02:22:01 No.237264

>>237262
This schtick will not work because many people are lactose intolerant which means that statistically speaking adding :milk: will create more braps than you alone can produce
:boom:

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Anonymous 12/04/25 (Thu) 19:26:10 No.236425 [Reply]

The number of random normies I grew up with reposting NSDAP propaganda on instagram is astounding.

The spell is wearing off.

We are going to make it.

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Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 03:28:44 No.236596

>>236594
They did that all over the world
So if one country goes reichmode it'll probably happen in every country idk

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 06:34:11 No.236641

no nation seems to like the Indians

sukusuku.finance 12/05/25 (Fri) 08:51:16 No.236680

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Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 02:00:07 No.237258

I will change the records so that instead of saying you are 7% jewish it will say you are 70% jewish
:waka:

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 02:19:55 No.237263

>>237258
I am so happy that I'm not jewish.

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Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 22:51:50 No.237197 [Reply]

This is going to happen in the future if that matters
:brain:

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 23:13:09 No.237206

Add :milk: btw

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 23:18:13 No.237207

This is what is going to happen if :milk: is not added!
:angry:

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 23:50:48 No.237218

those are gеmmy doe

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 00:32:28 No.237236

>>237218

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 02:17:19 No.237261

It’s… It’s…
It’s happening…!
:smell:

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Anonymous 12/04/25 (Thu) 00:42:34 No.236032 [Reply]

Soyjaks are demonic.

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Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 23:05:51 No.237204

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>>236119
I do this because i'm based af tho

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 01:45:18 No.237252

whalejaks are angelic
:fact:

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 01:56:37 No.237256

Op is right

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 02:01:04 No.237259

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>>236032
Soijaks are a demonic entity in meme form. it is presently feeding on certain parts of this site and other parts of the internet, growing by sucking the meaning and energy out of words and thoughtforms and regurgitating them as meaningless and malevolent soiquotes.

this sigil directly targets the soijak memetic demon and binds it to the task of consuming itself and removing its curse from the images themselves rendering them inert. if you 'jak this post your soul may be bound to and devoured by the soijak egregore entity you knowingly or unknowingly serve by posting or creating soijaks. I've already had astral interactions with this entity and confirmed it exists. It's not yet very powerful but it is being fed by many unwitting acolytes and it is extremely malevolent and potentially dangerous if it is not stopped.

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 02:07:28 No.237260

>>237259
>Soijaks are a demonic entity in meme form. it is presently feeding on certain parts of this site and other parts of the internet, growing by sucking the meaning and energy out of words and thoughtforms and regurgitating them as meaningless and malevolent soiquotes.
I've been saying basically this for a year

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Anonymous 02/24/24 (Sat) 14:44:07 No.32861 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Funny images are the medicine to our ailments.

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Anonymous 10/21/25 (Tue) 20:19:29 No.217991

>>217988
Oh my 'gasa, you are so gassy!
:smell:

Anonymous 11/20/25 (Thu) 08:17:55 No.229763

>>161562
Funny image

Anonymous 11/23/25 (Sun) 03:03:06 No.231308

tenshi earth
:gasp:

?

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 13:33:39 No.236779

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Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 01:57:09 No.237257

>>58067
I was at this convention
:waka:

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Anonymous 09/03/24 (Tue) 18:02:26 No.93661 [Reply][Last 100 Posts]

I desperately need to find new music to listen to

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Anonymous 12/04/25 (Thu) 11:46:42 No.236212

Anonymous 12/04/25 (Thu) 21:23:58 No.236497

Anonymous 12/04/25 (Thu) 21:39:54 No.236501

>>232204
Oppa transphobia style
:dance:

12/06/25 (Sat) 01:46:43 No.237254

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 01:48:18 No.237255

>>237254

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Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 01:42:42 No.237251 [Reply]

>self-improoving has to come before japwife
>self-improoving has to come before boat house
>self-improoving has to come before lods of emone
>self-improoving has to come before stopping the global cabal of capitalist elites
fuuuuuuuuuuck dude this sucks

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 01:45:44 No.237253

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suigintou !n4yWDcggAc 09/29/25 (Mon) 14:09:44 No.208440 [Reply]

soon i will get revenge on my transphobic family

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Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 22:45:39 No.237192

>>237187
He will be eaten

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 22:46:24 No.237193

>>237192
:(

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 23:04:51 No.237203

>>237185
Should have went and gone up and americanized a br hq

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 23:19:49 No.237208

>>208440
Is spironolactone the reason why trans women need diapers?

> spironolactone is used off-label as a component of feminizing hormone therapy in transgender women, especially in the United States (where cyproterone acetate is not available), usually in addition to an estrogen.
> Spironolactone belongs to a class of medications known as potassium-sparing diuretics.
> One of the most common side effects of spironolactone is frequent urination.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spironolactone

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 01:36:26 No.237250

soon i will get revenge on my whalejakphobic family
:wemywhale:

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Anonymous 12/03/25 (Wed) 09:45:29 No.235754 [Reply]

The Communist Party of China are no different from the Qing. A bunch of uncultured, unvirtous and barbaric ruffians who seized power through brutality and terror, conquering the Central Plains and conquering China as its new ruling class. Much like the Manchus and the Mongols before them, they brought about immense cultural devastation, ruin, and have irreparably damaged the Chinese spirit and soul.

Meanwhile, the Nationalists and whatever remains of their legacy on Taiwan are the Ming. Decadent, incompetent, useless morons who represent nothing but debauchery and poor governance and stagnation. A disgrace to everything they once stood for and represented.

Chinese history is filled with such examples. As a wise man describes, "many such cases". History repeats itself, first as a tragedy and then as a farce.

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Anonymous 12/04/25 (Thu) 06:28:38 No.236114

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Japanese clothes are prettier than Chinese clothes

Anonymous 12/04/25 (Thu) 06:32:47 No.236115

>>235865
I wouldnt rape the chinese crossdressers

Anonymous 12/04/25 (Thu) 20:35:53 No.236454

Simplified Chinese characters are cancer
:angry:

Anonymous 12/05/25 (Fri) 22:27:55 No.237174

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>>235754
>Decadent, incompetent, useless morons who represent nothing but debauchery and poor governance and stagnation.
Yeah sure dude, look at this absolute failure of a country/'country?'. Conversely the Cee Cee Pee stopped being Leninist puritans the moment Mao died or something and are now more capitalistic than the US of gAy's, lole.

Anonymous 12/06/25 (Sat) 01:34:55 No.237249

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>>237174
Cope

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