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 No.237229[Reply]

I want to lay out the steps i developed to change my sexuality and my gender. this guide is for people who are 100% committed to breaking their straight male identity.

>1. break off any hetero relationship. Even if she is accepting.

>2. publicly come out as gay, even if you are bi and attracted to women– assume this is mere admiration for now.
>3. Be volcel while you recondition your behavior (12 months)
>4. Behavioral conditioning: only pee sitting down, shave/epilate your legs, start masturbating anally, or prone. Use a cock cage and vibrator if that helps. Adopt a feminine skincare/shower routine. Follow these rules strictly!
>5. Listen to gay/sissy affirmations regularly, ideally with headphones and sensory deprivation. Mild dissociatives like weed can help.
>5. start wearing women's underwear.
>6. Once your ass is used to penetration, begin hooking up with guys (Carefully!). Don't worry if you aren't hard during sex,. just learn about your type in guys is. (12-24 months.)
>7. choose female name, and convert your online identity to feminine– MtF, NB, Femboy, etc. Do NOT openly identify as a "sissy" or openly associate with taboo fetishes.
>8. If the feminine personality and voice feels natural, begin HRT.
>9. tell your doctor you have genital dysphoria, hate erections and want SRS, this makes them take you more seriously and give better care.
>10. ask your physician for a referral for orchi, you are eligible at 6 months HRT.
>11. at this point, come out as trans to everyone and start girlmoding. Once you're full time, discontinue hypnotic affirmations.
>12. Start scheduling FFS and any other cosmetic surgeries you want.
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 No.237301

>>237267
I wish I could get my hands on you, ohhhh I wish

 No.237302

>>237269
this is called wakasagihime's kiss

 No.237325

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 No.237326

>>237325
i like the last one

 No.237327

>>237301
you will never
i will protect him with my life



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 No.237251[Reply]

>self-improoving has to come before japwife
>self-improoving has to come before boat house
>self-improoving has to come before lods of emone
>self-improoving has to come before stopping the global cabal of capitalist elites
fuuuuuuuuuuck dude this sucks

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 No.237324

define self improving



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 No.93661[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

I desperately need to find new music to listen to
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 No.236501

>>232204
Oppa transphobia style

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 No.237288[Reply]

>its another person mistakes me for a female irl or thought i was a women on the phone
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 No.237314

>>237313
what height

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 No.237316

>>237315
die evil pooner

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>>237288
I'm guessing you've probably got a babyface.
It's either good or shit depending on how you view it. I like to look at it as a blessing.

Start weight training to raise ur natural test. Keep your hair short. Don't try to change your voice that's always obvious.



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 No.235754[Reply]

The Communist Party of China are no different from the Qing. A bunch of uncultured, unvirtous and barbaric ruffians who seized power through brutality and terror, conquering the Central Plains and conquering China as its new ruling class. Much like the Manchus and the Mongols before them, they brought about immense cultural devastation, ruin, and have irreparably damaged the Chinese spirit and soul.

Meanwhile, the Nationalists and whatever remains of their legacy on Taiwan are the Ming. Decadent, incompetent, useless morons who represent nothing but debauchery and poor governance and stagnation. A disgrace to everything they once stood for and represented.

Chinese history is filled with such examples. As a wise man describes, "many such cases". History repeats itself, first as a tragedy and then as a farce.
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 No.236454

Simplified Chinese characters are cancer

 No.237174

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>>235754
>Decadent, incompetent, useless morons who represent nothing but debauchery and poor governance and stagnation.
Yeah sure dude, look at this absolute failure of a country/'country?'. Conversely the Cee Cee Pee stopped being Leninist puritans the moment Mao died or something and are now more capitalistic than the US of gAy's, lole.

 No.237249

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 No.237317

>>235754
>Decadent, incompetent, useless morons who represent nothing but debauchery and poor governance and stagnation.
Taiwan does better at governing than china, and over all they do very well in general.

Taiwan GDP per capita = $37,827
China GDP per capita = $13,806

China Life expectancy = 77.95
Taiwan Life expectancy = 81.6

Taiwan Human Development Index = 0.926
China HDI = 0.797

Taiwan Infant mortality rate = 4.3
China infant mortality rate = 11.8

 No.237318

>>236454
You need to go back raj



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 No.182306[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

hello i made whalejak.party mc server 169.150.134.103:25565 go play it
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 No.237246

>>237245
It was only a joke king

 No.237248

>>237246
No worries lamb, you were a vehicle for creating clarity that I won't add erp sex mechanics

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Duuuude cold cirno lmao

 No.237305

>>237237
are these playable or npc

 No.237307

>>237305
That was an NPC and she was too small
Players will be rng peons like fairies or earth rabbits while actual 2hu chars will be NPCs
But maybe you can fulfill conditions to become them and you replace them in the world? Kinky idea



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 No.237270[Reply]

When I was 14 I went to woodworking class and I was like "yeah we 4channers just got trump elected" and my soyboy friend was like "4chan did NOT get trump elected"
what a delusional and arrogant troon he was
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 No.237273

>woodworking class
Reminded me of that story of the agp teacher that came to class with insanaely huge prosthetic boobs

 No.237277

>>237273
Lmao i member

 No.237282

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kek, (((they))) won't like this one

 No.237285

>what a delusional and arrogant troon he was
Was it Kaze

 No.237298

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Little did he know, the course of American society was being influenced by the most bad-faith, apathetic, anti-intellectual morons on the internet, and the normalcattle just fuckin went along with it. Because of course they did.
>4channerz ain't stupid
nigga please. these are the people who pay for a premium membership on an imageboard that's 99% hentai these days. The normgoys really let themselves get psyopped and look where we are now
<2016
>wow these people sure are crazy, screaming and moralizing about feminism and racism and not bothering to explain any of it. I'm gonna take the rational position and demand some explanation rather than let people bully me into leftist ideology.
<2025
>FUCK JEWS AND INDIANS



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 No.237110[Reply]

>decaffeinated coffee
What kind of tortured soul drink this shit?
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>>237158
Chungus

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>>237146
Black coffee is very nice to break up something sweet like a pastry

There's also that Starbucks crap that's overly sweet if you're into that

 No.237240

>>237110
My dad drinks this because he has non-alchoholic fatty liver disease and read that drinking coffee can lower your ALT score but dosen't like the caffeine.

My mom drank decaf coffee because she used to be addicted to caffeine and still liked drinking coffee as part of her daily routine.

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 No.95935[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

NIGGERBOOZE FRIDAY
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 No.236865

I'm gonna booze tn
Orange juice with whiskey why not

 No.236866

>>236862
>Friday's over
never happened, it's always Friday deep inside your heart

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>>236865
it's not the worst mix, but you'll wake up with acid reflux tomorrow. though you will take the most amazing shit you've had in years. trust me, I'm a professional aboriginal.

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>>236866
I do believe this.

 No.237268

I'm boozing whiskey + mango juice + ice
It's actually pretty good



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 No.236659[Reply]

add it
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 No.237100

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Umbella maze lamp

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 No.237196

:milk:

 No.237262

I’m gonna stink up the board until he adds it.

 No.237264

>>237262
This schtick will not work because many people are lactose intolerant which means that statistically speaking adding :milk: will create more braps than you alone can produce



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 No.236425[Reply]

The number of random normies I grew up with reposting NSDAP propaganda on instagram is astounding.

The spell is wearing off.

We are going to make it.
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 No.236596

>>236594
They did that all over the world
So if one country goes reichmode it'll probably happen in every country idk

 No.236641

no nation seems to like the Indians

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 No.237258

I will change the records so that instead of saying you are 7% jewish it will say you are 70% jewish

 No.237263

>>237258
I am so happy that I'm not jewish.



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 No.237197[Reply]

This is going to happen in the future if that matters

 No.237206

Add :milk: btw

 No.237207

This is what is going to happen if :milk: is not added!

 No.237218

those are gеmmy doe

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 No.237261

It’s… It’s…
It’s happening…!



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 No.236032[Reply]

Soyjaks are demonic.
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 No.237204

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>>236119
I do this because i'm based af tho

 No.237252

whalejaks are angelic

 No.237256

Op is right

 No.237259

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>>236032
Soijaks are a demonic entity in meme form. it is presently feeding on certain parts of this site and other parts of the internet, growing by sucking the meaning and energy out of words and thoughtforms and regurgitating them as meaningless and malevolent soiquotes.

this sigil directly targets the soijak memetic demon and binds it to the task of consuming itself and removing its curse from the images themselves rendering them inert. if you 'jak this post your soul may be bound to and devoured by the soijak egregore entity you knowingly or unknowingly serve by posting or creating soijaks. I've already had astral interactions with this entity and confirmed it exists. It's not yet very powerful but it is being fed by many unwitting acolytes and it is extremely malevolent and potentially dangerous if it is not stopped.

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>>237259
>Soijaks are a demonic entity in meme form. it is presently feeding on certain parts of this site and other parts of the internet, growing by sucking the meaning and energy out of words and thoughtforms and regurgitating them as meaningless and malevolent soiquotes.
I've been saying basically this for a year



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 No.32861[Reply][Last 100 Posts]

Funny images are the medicine to our ailments.
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 No.217991

>>217988
Oh my 'gasa, you are so gassy!

 No.229763

>>161562
Funny image

 No.231308

tenshi earth
?

 No.236779

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 No.237257

>>58067
I was at this convention



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 No.208440[Reply]

soon i will get revenge on my transphobic family
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 No.237192

>>237187
He will be eaten

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 No.237203

>>237185
Should have went and gone up and americanized a br hq

 No.237208

>>208440
Is spironolactone the reason why trans women need diapers?

> spironolactone is used off-label as a component of feminizing hormone therapy in transgender women, especially in the United States (where cyproterone acetate is not available), usually in addition to an estrogen.

> Spironolactone belongs to a class of medications known as potassium-sparing diuretics.
> One of the most common side effects of spironolactone is frequent urination.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spironolactone

 No.237250

soon i will get revenge on my whalejakphobic family



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